Jizz in your eyes, raining out of your arse or just feeling boggin? Come and join the JSers for fun and frolics! And some of them drooling over Ian McShane, whoever he may be! It's Just Shagging 29!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 28 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2179455-Break-the-bed-marvel-at-the-ghost-sperm-ignore-the-fuss-about-avatar-pandas-and-whatever-you-do-dont-eat-the-jizz-Its-Just-Shagging-Part-28?" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2186417-Just-Shagging-12th-Thread-for-graduated-viroids?pg=31" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Boo gliding sorry lovely, enjoy the twpu xx

honey you can't call people honey! that's too confusing! lol

calli thanks so much for the recommendations. will be heading to the kindle store before my hol!

dulcet I like achievable challenges, so not avoiding chocolate, and certainly not making babies. they are silly challenges!

Cheers calli, they've gone in my basket

Love the robot legs dulcet...snorted out some tea!

Big hairy ball bags gliding

Ah sheeit Gliding, get the wine out.
Honey it's the same author but that's her children's series, I'd try her Insatiable series or the Abandon Trilogy.

Wow Calli - good knowledge. Thanks for the recommendations - that'll be another fortune on books then!

Robot legs might be the very thing I need to persuade mr b to get a cat - Thanks dulcet. Makes me think ofthe tin man.

gliding - so sorry the bitchy witch got you. The roller coaster continues. X

Pants to the witch Gliding

Well tonight was funny (though not as funny as my mental picture of famous cat with his/her robot legs). I talked to DS about my worries re: not many symptoms...and woke up an hour later. He said I just dozed off mid-sentence. He's tucked me into bed with a herbal tea, now I'm thinking that, just perhaps, I am a bit more symptomatic than I give myself credit for well, duh

I'd love to read a book but I have three quilts to finish by the end of the month. Any recommendations for travel-themed novels would be most welcome ( think Travels With My Aunt, that sort of thing).

Goodnight viroids :)

Now reading love Nina, right up my street, cheers calli

Big hairy bawbags indeed!

gliding thats shite

200+ posts in one day!

No probs Tink, hope you enjoy the rest of it! La that HAS to be a record and ROLF and big hairy bawbags! Before Shantaram (Gregory David Roberts), On the Road (Jack Kerouac) and Eat, Pray Love (Elizabeth Gilbert) are worth a look.

No af, but also bfn. Recorded it in contraband and it shifted me back two days (now due Sunday). Bloody hope not, I'm busy Sunday.

Have to buy more frers now.

Wow, thanks Calli that's great list - my MiL is bringing The Book Thief next time she visits, we share a lot of books.

Sorry to hear the witch got you Gliding and cheese; honey, you will have to be my Monday buddy! Not out yet :)

Our childhood cat once wore a doll's party dress - he was so docile you could do anything to him.

Woke up at 6am here salivating like I was going to vomit, but then nothing. Weirdness

POAS, and BFN here too! Thought I saw a shadow of a line but looking at the picture I can't see it now. Not that I was expecting a BFP. Only symptom I've had (and still have) is nausea!

Going back to work today, going to see how I go. Can't sit in house any longer I'm going mad. Have a good day viroids x

All the bfns. Until witch zooms you're not out x

Good luck at work today La. Knock their socks off with your awesomeness!

try to enjoy work La, take your mind off things.

I find when I'm distracted at work, going for a walk helps :)

Sorry to all BFNs! But chin up, there's hope until AF!

Hope everyone is being nice to themselves. Nearly the weekend! Tis very blustery here and looking like proper autumn at last - I am curling up with a hot chocolate.

Hope you have a good day at work, La!

Ahhhhhh! So many posts to catch up on!

Calli can I have some recommendations please? I confess to being a serial book non - finisher, so like easy read books. But I LOVE Jodi Picoult (I have read ALL her books), I like a bit of Nicholas Sparks (nice and short), also devoured The Memory Keepers Daughter and The Weight Of Silence, but couldn't get into Room or The Abortionists Daughter. Love Nina is already on the to - read list.

Does anyone watch QI and remember this episode with Jimmy Carr and robot cats?

In TTC news, does anyone else doubt the conclusive-ness of AF? I'm cd11 but itching to poas as I'm convincing myself last week's AF might not mean I'm not upduffed. Methinks a good and proper hooyah is needed!

Hope today goes ok la! X

Dulcet I WEPT reading the new Bridget jones! Very good but so sad.

I know we've chatted about this before but any clues to telling the difference between pant snot and jizz? This funky lube is making everything pant snotty. (And no temp rise so contraband was obv having an off day there)

It's nearly the weekend huzzah! And dh and I are off on a dirty weekend :) right after I've stitched a thousand people up

Pant snot is like egg white, jizz is like blancmange.

Can't remember who had definitive definition - lil was it you? It was brilliant!

Rm was it proper af? I had what I thought was af at 10dpo but it was ib. It was enough for me to put tampon in but vanished as soon as it started.

how long does jizz stay "down there"...i mean after you have showered or bathed, anything you find afterwards would be pants snot right?

Have a good day La
Jelly it ain't over til the fat lady sings or the witch

In other news I broke DHs awesome penis. Blood went everywhere! He's ok and it did stop quite quickly. No need for medical treatment fortunately! It probably needs a few days rest so it's a good job we're off the TTC wagon as I'm due to ice this weekend!

Your poor DH purple (I'm not giggling, im not! It sounds sore, though something about penis injuries always makes me smirk. I have told DH they're inherently funny body parts!)

Yes La normal AF. Exactly the same as last 3 months ones. Doesn't stop me from being paranoid though!