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Whether icing, twotting, or in need of a dip in the pity paddling pool, come stroke the friendly orange cave unicorn with us. (Chocolate pretzels are on the house). It's JUST SHAGGING THREAD 17!

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EssieSaysRelax · 26/07/2013 22:14

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 16 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
Curly86 · 11/08/2013 08:46

Come on then ladies how has the POAS gone this morning? I woke up all excited!

In my symptom spotting cave, boobs are still agony and I noticed yesterday that I had a double boob going on so their obviously swollen too! I also fell asleep in the car (luckily not while driving) on a short trip to a friends house? And I have thick CM back

Nessalina · 11/08/2013 08:53

Woah. BFP!! Grin Clearblue Digi says 'Pregnant 1-2 weeks'.
Fucking hell. There really is something bizarre about seeing it written down! I really felt positive about the lines yesterday, so waiting til today to pee in a cup was a little like waiting for Christmas morning!
No symptoms to report other than the usual I get for AF, soreish boobs, mega hungry, slightly crabby!

Nessalina · 11/08/2013 08:55

Got my fingers crossed for you too Bear, it sounds like you're not quite out yet... I'd like a BFP buddy! Wink

Minion · 11/08/2013 08:57

Yay ness
Lovely Sunday news!
Congratulations

lil1ady · 11/08/2013 09:23

Yay yay yay ness how long have u been trying? so pleased for you Thanks Grin

PrincessKitKat · 11/08/2013 09:30

Congratulations Ness!! Fabulous news!
Everything crossed for you Bear that ERT is a no-show fxfx

Bearfacedchic · 11/08/2013 09:31

Yay Ness! Well done!

I'm pretty sure Ertd will be with me today. Still
some slight spotting.

ZingWidge · 11/08/2013 09:49

Ness wow, brilliant news! congrats!Thanks

Bear let's hope and hope some more
(not the same I know, but we put an offer in for a house yesterday, so I keep telling myself the same thing! Smile)

Nessalina · 11/08/2013 09:52

Thanks guys Smile
Lil- this was cycle 5, so been since late March after our wedding!
Zing - good luck!!! That's well exciting! Grin

pizzaqueen · 11/08/2013 09:55

congratulations ness!!!

bear you're not out yet I still have hope for your bfp.

With all this poas action I decided to join in poas this morning too (9dpo) obviously a BFN, too early. Not sure I can be bothered with another month of all this shagging and waiting.

DulcetMoans · 11/08/2013 10:14

Congrats nessa! Great news for a Sunday morning. Good luck bear too, hoping for the unexpected for you.

Laid out trying not to strain after DTD now. Trying to convince DP to get me breakfast!

cookielove · 11/08/2013 15:10

Congratulations Nessa

Got everything crossed for bear

DownstairsMixUp · 11/08/2013 15:34

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Bearfacedchic · 11/08/2013 17:58

No, I think ertd is here, but it is very light . . . Anyway, I'm off to Italy for some hanging out in the sunshine, vino and pizza. Catch you next week. Keep those BFPs coming!

AQuarkTooFar · 11/08/2013 18:02

Congrats Nessa!

Bear fingers crossed! I hope ERTD isn't really on her way!

dulcet hope everything wedding wise is going well.

I have been peeing loads feeling v nauseous and boobs are quite tender. Tested this morning with 5 days to go for ERTD to show up and got a Bfn. Hmm

AQuarkTooFar · 11/08/2013 18:03

Oops cross posted bear enjoy Italy!

pizzaqueen · 11/08/2013 18:06

aquarktoofar I also have 5 days til ertd and poas this morning bfn. Going to try to wait until friday. Gah its hard all thjs waiting! We definitely dtd at the right time.

roodles84 · 11/08/2013 19:13

Congrats Nessa, brilliant news!

AF is now officially one day late for me, but I'm going to wait until Weds to POAS. Who's got the unicorn? I need something to stroke to keep me calm and patient...

ChocChaffinch · 11/08/2013 19:59

Brilliant news Nessa! Woo-Hoo X

Curly86 · 11/08/2013 20:26

Well done nessa really pleased for you, fingers crossed bear your not completely out if its really light it might not be ERTD enjoy Italy!

lil1ady · 11/08/2013 22:48

oh bear I'm so jealous. I really really want to go to Italy! fx its not really ertd. keep poas!

fx for u too roodles do you cheat and use contraband know when you ovulated?

cd10 here and so far dh is really making an effort to make sure we DTD EOD. I'm rather surprised at his awareness of what CD it is for us! not sure if he's been looking at my app but he has asked a couple more questions these last few days!

got a flat tyre in my car today so have to try and get to garage on way to work on the morning Sad maybe if I get lots if bad luck with things like flay tyres I'll be rewarded with a bfp - ertd is due around our wedding anniversary too so that would be a nice present!

frogchops · 11/08/2013 23:17

Haven't nosied on here for a while....it's all drama! Everything crossed for bear, I have faith that you're not out yet!

EssieSaysRelax · 12/08/2013 09:32

Yay Ness! Fab news.

Bear sorry I missed the drama. Sorry to hear ERTD almost arrived, still got fx and tx for you that its not really her. Hope you have/had a fab time in Italy though.

Nothing much to report here. I spent the weekend snorkelling in the pity pool. Got EWCM this morning just as DH was shipping out on a work trip up north. Typical! He's back Weds though so we'll have to get on it then.

Hope everyone had a lovely weekend and fx for some more BFPs this week!

OP posts:
pizzaqueen · 12/08/2013 11:42

spotting 10dpo hope it's not the witch on her way. Too early!

lil1ady · 12/08/2013 12:57

ooh could be implantation bleeding pizza

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