The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

[eurochick]

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

Hooray MSB is home earlier than expected to warm me up and distract me :)
Yes it was a no brainer for him to go!
I am into HP bugs. Is it which house you'd go in? Cos I'm a bit worried I'll end up in Hufflepuff!

Ooh I've had a look. I think I'll be signing up :)

Last night I uttered the fatal words, "How much longer is this going to take?" I think our sechsing has hit a new low.

Oh dear Northey! What cd are you now? I made a comment not so long ago that I felt like I was being drilled, that did not go down well! It's sad when the sechs becomes a chore.

CD28. Last cycle was 44 days, so if this one is the same then I could be fertile now, assuming a 14 day luteal phase. Hence my keenness to do it last night, despite amnh's drunkenness.

Yeah, you have to go for it don't you? I feel we're at opposite ends of the spectrum. I seem to ov so early there's hardly chance to get going, but you never know when it's going to happen so it becomes relentless!
What you up to today aside from thinking of inventive ways to lure AMNH into bed?

Poor AMNH, pleasantly merry and hoping to collapse into bed, only to be met with my tapping foot, folded arms and stern gaze (how could any man resist me?).

Could you shag during dying days of droid to give yourselves more of a run up? Or does that totally gross you out?

Driving lesson later. Other than that, not much!

Droid is ridiculously short Norf this one was really all done in one horrendously blood bath stylee night with just spotting so yes, I'll confess we start the sechsing at the tail end of Droid which is often cd3! Had a fair crack this cycle: think it's been 3,6,9,11,12.
Poor MSB is shattered from all the extra hours but it's done and was good for business. I've promised him a bath when he gets home tonight, poor fella.
Get your vroom vroom on then Norf! What car are you learning in?

Ummm, a red one . Possibly a Volkswagen something. I am not really a car-minded girl.

We have done CD 13,14,15,17,18,19,20,23,24,25,27...

The cycle we got a win we did

CD 5,6,8,10,12,13,14,15,26,18,22

It was exhausting!

Doesn't it seem baffling that some people get a win without trying by just dtd once?!

I know. Those people who get pregnant after a drunken fumble in a cupboard or something really piss me off.

Like whatshisface.....Boris Becker! Drunken cupboard fumble baybee.

Bah why is it that when I'm movtuated to clean out the car it starts pouring with rain?! May as well stay in bed!

I wish I could stay in bed. I can't keep my eyes open at the moment.

Poor Dor
How on earth am I going to gear up to being back at work?

I've got to go and run a group in a minute and try and pretend I am interested!

Good luck with pretending to be interested dor. But exciting about proper tiredness symptom. You must still be diffed!!

Loving the description of the car norf. That is my kind of description, and as I am so disinterested, I sometimes even get the colour wrong - SB laughs at me.

Fee stop counting the number sechsings you've done to win a baybee. I have had dotty months and not got a win. And now we're outsourcing :) (but if we're doing stats, we did sechsing for fun on cd6,7, 9 - but I did have a scan with no clear frontrunner yet yesterday, so the egg will probably be after the weekend).

Btw I should work but cannot be bothered. I had loads of big deadlines last week and now I have come to a complete standstill...

Some of you have a lot of the sechs! KFZK doesn't have a particularly high drive. I used to, but ttc seems to have killed it. In any case, pre-ttc we pretty much only over did it at the weekend, but they would be long fun sessions. Neither of us is much into the midweek quickie, which is pretty much necessary for ttc.

This month we managed 9, 11, 13 then had to have a break (over the weekend, when we both actualy wanted to do it dammit, pre-iui) and then insemination on day 16. We would normally have ramped it up over the weekend and ended up with 9, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16 but the clinic told us to abstain for a couple of days before the procedure. Futility fiend has just confirmed that it thinks I oved when I thought I did - on day 16. Hurrah. I like it when we agree.

Always nice when you and FF are on the save page Euro, specially when it means the iui was well timed! We never really had much of the sechs. In retrospect MSB wasn't right from when we got married. He is much more enthusiastic now
Well l found a dry window to get the car clean inside. Discovered what the slightly unpleasant getting worse by the day was a sarnie I discarded in the car a while ago the week before I went into hospital! I'm a bit minging! I'm glad it's done though. Been messing to do it for a while!

at new man MSB! I'm so pleased treatment is having a noticeable difference. Bodes well for eventual successful diffedness, I feel.

I have tended to have the lower sex drive in our relashunship, I think. Apparently low libido isn't uncommon with pcos. I think there was a year where we didn't have sechs at all.

Yeah I'm inclined to think that too Norf. We notice he has more energy generally amongst other things but that's the bit that seems most encouraging! I asked an online magic 8 ball if I'd get diffed this cycle and it said It is most definite Don't even need to poas this cycle then
I remember when we had our marriage prep classes oh yes, compulsory when getting wed in our church but actually was quite fun! the couple who coached us did say we'd be surprised how much our mutual sex drive would vary. Even so I was surprised!
Bleurgh it's horrid again here, good job I did the car when I did. Pouring rain and I'm freezing but figure if it's just me that's cold so I've put a fleece on and made a giant cuppa.