The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

[eurochick]

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

bugs keep calm, it's going to be fine. Just like North, my ectopic began with a constant blocked-up kind of pain. When it got to the point of rupturing it was unmistakably sharp and severe over the tube area. I didn't rupture until about 35 dpo and the docs were all surprised cos that was early. So you are very very unlikely to be in danger of that now.
I think faith is right and it may be worth getting checked for uti, if nothing else than to put your mind at rest.

Faint pink goo has turned to more opaque sort of splodges. It's not what I would call actual flow, but it's definitely similar to the normal pre-droid routine. I could actually cry. Instead I am eating chocolate and brooding furiously on the possibilities that the blood will stop. I guess it's on to the FUCKING Clomid, then.

shred may I just say, you are a luffly addition to fred.
To make up for being bitch queen from hell a bit mean to MSB last night I have ironed his shirts and trousers for work this week while he has a nap. He gets really tired on a Sunday when he works a 6 day week. Bless him. All whilst watching Happy Popper and the philosopher's stone. Just fancied it. Have the box set on blu-ray. Shall probably watch them over the next week or so.
Pant snot checking here continues to show nothing much.

Awww fanks!

Nil points for pant snot, North. And a tentative dix points for lack of pant action, Faith

Oh crossed posts norf, I'm sorry :( but I do think the clomid will help. Little consolation now though.
Nil points.

@ Happy Popper!

I'm feeling better now thanks.im on the sofa with the cat curled up asleep on my lap. HWHNN has given me a pep talk and lots of cuddles, and has said he'll take the day off work to come to my next appointment at the clinic. They told me I have to book a review of my treatment once I start cycle 6. Originally they said they'd look at moving us on to IVF but I'm hoping they'll let me continue on Clomid for a bit longer, seeing as I'm on the lowest dose.

We were working things out and although we've done 5 cycles on Clomid, we screwed up 2 with sechs at the wrong time, didn't know what my cycles would be after all, and this one has been all screwy, so we've probably only had 2 real shots at getting diffed.

I'm glad HWHNN which is now saved on autocorrect btw is there for you. I really feel for you. you know I'm fairly clueless about PCOS and clomidness but it must be crap with HWHNN working away and the clomid messing up your cycles. I hope they give you another crack with the clomid. Tis good that HWHNN agreed to come with you next time.
Ah I'm enjoying happy popper so far. I really luff it when they're tiny!

I was only hugging you to grope your tits.

bugs I know exactly what you mean with the heart/head thing. Watch out for that Northey, she's a bit of perve it seems!

I totally understand the head/heart thing too.

I'd just like to share the revelation that Aldi's 'cheeky monkey' ice cream is very much like Ben and Jerry's phish food. But half the price

Gah why does MN keep going offline? How can I menkul?
What you lot been up to anyway?

We have just had a power cut so spent ages trying to find a torch etc and just as I got the batteries into the torch the power came back on!

Are you ok dor, you seem a but gloomy from your t'other place status?

OH no. I am fine. Sorry to confuse people. It is a very deliberate attempt to put a couple of nosey people off the scent. According to my mother-in-law I haven't been miserable enough recently. Heh.

That's both cunning and awesome dor. I was bit worried, knowing what I know, but I'm glad to hear its a rouse!

It is. I promise that here would be the first place anyone knew anything negative!

Well that's why was Well it confused me so I reckon it might work!

Ah, so we're back online, are we?

Pantwatch update: a small splodge of pale blood per wipe. Nothing reaching pants. Assuming this is actually droid, would this count as day 1 for Clomid purposes?? It's definitely not flow. How do current Clomid takers decide??

Norf my consultant said it has to be a decent flow to count as droid. Also she said to count from the 1st morning bleed as Day 1. So if droid shows up at 3pm tomorrow, then Day 1 is Tuesday.

Ah, thanks. Your consultant sounds a lot better than mine, who frankly practically tutted when I asked her to repeat the instructions. Ok, so I'll see what I wake up with.

Are you feeling any better, cavegirl?

Yes thanks, a quiet day and lots of cuddles with HWHNN plus some sechs has perked me up.

Yes norf today isn't cd1. cavey is well informed.
cavelina I'm glad your day turned around.
I'm getting lots of womble cramps but no spotting.

I tried for some sechs too, but somehow it ended up being provision of a blow job. And then I made dinner.