We are all jolly well going to get preggers this month in a nonchalant non-psycho way, and hang onto it, and there will be no brooking of any argument whatsoever!

[ScreamIfYouWantToGoFaster]

Welcome across Rat Smackers! Glad you found the place okay. This is THE MONTH when we get those deceitful pee sticks to own up to the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS - we are all already preggers! After all; positive people get positive pee sticks!

I hope you all like what I've done with our new home

You'll note the updated title, courtesy of farfalla. Various healthy snacks have been set out on the coffee tables, to ensure our bumps are receiving the appropriate nutritional balance

Also, my personal favourite adjustment, you'll note the strategically positioned peephole, right here, providing us with a sneaky preview of the utopian delights awaiting us in the NO BROOKING vomitorium ante-natal thread.

So let's get to it preggos! Remember: see a rat - smack it!

....but seemed to get better during the day. Decided to get her down the opt

....but seemed to get better during the day. Decided to get her down the opticians because she's struggling to see and then to docs about her memory trouble.
My boobs really are sore today, excellent news!
Loving all the spooky coincidences ladies!

shame about your granny have, but good money restraint, you'll need it for your new arrival seeing as you're blindingly obviously pg

Blimey, 2 days off from the thread and my cycle buddies have forgotten all about me already! Count me in for the synchronised BFP too Generic, Little and Dream I'm still in the running!

CD14 here and CBFM has just gone up a notch from low to high. Didn't realise I ovulate so late in my cycle (so that's where I've been going wrong) so I will be spending the next few days hunting for rats.

As well as telling AF I'm brooking no argument, I told DH last night as well. So he is fully aware of what is expected of him

Just popping in quickly, as am off on holibobs soon. Sorry for lack of posting yesterday, was indeed at the wedding. I decided to do a test when I got in last night, BFN, so I think I am definitely not pregnant, my period has just gone AWOL. Feeling terrible this morning, cannot breathe without coughing.

Will try and catch up with everyone when I am down in Devon.

Maybe sorry about the bfn

Have a fabulous holiday - a break will be great (although hope AF doesn't rock up and spoil it).

Sorry to hear that Maybe I hope you're feeling much better soon and manage to have a great holiday.

Have a lovely holiday maybe, hope it's a lovely trip and just allows you to recooop and get over this stupid illness.
I feel much better after 10 hours kip. Exhaustion + tender breasts = littlefaithbaby, yes?!

Maybe so sorry about your BFN and illness. Maybe a holiday is just what you need to get better and everything.

Have sorry to hear your granny isn't doing too well but it's nice she has a caring granddaughter to look after her.

Scarlet I didn't forget you was insanely jealous you were SWI and guaranteeing your BFP

Quite have forgot to say tiredness + sore boobs definitely = baby - well done!

lol generic i know just what you mean. scarlett, you're ahead of the game compared to me, I STILL don't think I've ov. And I'm on cd 16... Am busy rat-hunting daily with a BIG bat to smack it anyway.

Sorry, I meant our happy quadruplet (?!) will be confirming after the 2ww little, generic, scarlett and i, bring on our synchronised BFP's!!!!!!

and have, you are totally knocked up, well done

maybe, really sad to hear your bfn.... hope devon is good anyway.

I think I ov'd on Friday, so I'm now switching to pineapple juice

ninja may well be confirming today- I think when AF doesn't arrive today, she'll let us know today or tmw latest of her BFP?!?

imps is def sometime soon.... but think she's away for weekend and not back til tues

I think i will be confirming sometime mid august. last cycle was 34 days... so AF would be due 18th august so will test for my bfp if when no AF by the weekend after which would be 20-21st. Ages away...

How bad is it that i'd now like a smart phone to go online to do this on MN and avoid the ever-increasing wrath of DH who can't stand mn!!!! ??? he rages now when he sees me on it. not helping th swi but i'm hooked! I can't help myself!!

Yeah imps must only be a few days away. Hooray for August!

when will you be confirming have?

Week on Wednesday! August 10th...sounds like forever away!

Hmmm when will I be confirming?
Well, I know I haven't ov'd yet as CBFM has only just turned to high and from memory I think it shows high for a few days before turning up to peak so I'm not really expecting to ov until CD 17-18ish. My cycles are usually 26-28 days but last month was 34. Based on that the very earliest I will be testing is in another fortnight so I will be getting my BFP sometime during wc 15th August.

Ah DH here knows I'm a poster. Thinks it's nice I have an outlet and (because I've been here so long) can advise some people). He has requested that I don't quote him directly though!

Hello ladies, can I join you please?! I'm in need of some positivity! (hands round chocolate brownies and percy pigs carrot sticks and strawberries)
I've been lurking for a couple of days - me and hubby are TTC #1. Period is due next Thursday (which also happens to be my birthday....oh joy!) but tested this morning and got a BFN. Have a feeling it may be a little early, even for a first response test!!
Have decided to test again on Weds, and then if it's still neg, just wait and see if period arrives. And if it does, it's just day 1 of the month I will be pregnant! Positivethoughtspositivethoughtspositivethoughtspositivethoughts....

Hello dreaming! Welcome.

scarlet cue more spooky music, that is EXACTLY the same as me. before DD always a 28 day cycle. My last (which was my first 'proper' post-baby cycle) was 34 days, AF (on a 28 day cycle) due august 15th, we SHALL announce our BFP's together!!!!!! (also with little and generic )

Have, you are a mere 10 days from confirming your BFP, not long at all

Hello dreaming.

DH knows I post too. It enrages him even more. I am a bit hooked though, I can see why. He's taking DD round garden now, and I'm squeezing in a quick post while making DD's tea!!!!

Worst thing is having a smart phone and popping on here all the time!! 10 days...not long but somehow an eternity!

.......(it'a eerily quiet)....

Hope you've all been having lovely weekends - nothing too strenuous in your conditions I hope.

Have only 10 days sounds very soon!

Hi dreaming welcome

Assuming no af I will be confirming around 21/22 August as I'd rather wait until I'm late although in reality I shall be obsessively POAS every day from about day 24

generic, snap. For date and plan, except I will wait for then...

Having a negativity panic as no positive signs of ovulation, worried am still not ov since am also still breastfeeding (and worried about it stopping me getting pg but also don't want to wean beloved DD who doesn't always eat any much tea). According to Futility Fiend, had some 'sticky' pre-ov cm, but no progression to anything more fertile, or much at all... But have got myself so geared up for a bfp and believing it is happening that i will be more gutted than its reasonable to be if i'm not...

Where's scream? and ninja's confirmation? and why is it so quiet on here??