Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

Mitchell.

I would.

Oh God yes.

Morning BESHlets

Brownie sounds like things are improving :) Good work on the wine consumption. Chocolate is definitely good for you as contains iron, calcium and happy seratonin stuff like drugs. Also it tastes splendid.

Have you noticed though that the fecking cadbury's creme eggs were on sale in the first week of january? This is no good; I usually buy them in boxes of six and devour all six. I cannot start this early in the season, I will die of fondant overload.

Star, you put three pictures down in total. You can stop beating yourself...

So, Mitchell. I get it. You're right, he is very easy on the eye. Though, probably short as per the vast majority of people in the telly.

Boo, if you start this early, you may put yourself off creme eggs for life. I also have noticed the hot cross bunnies and easter eggs in the stores and can't quite believe it.

Today, I shall eat green vegetables.

NOOOOO! ALL MINE!!!

I don't actually fancy Mitchell at all, sorry. Not crumpled enough for my liking.

And that would make you wrong.

I'm lovong all the cups of tea
Sorry bootycall it's totally your perogative to fancy or not fancy anyone you bloomin well like.

lovong loving.
Can I just say that I usually have a frustrated 2 year old climbing on me when I'm typing?

Moley if you go and peruse the TTC after MC fred about 2/3/4 pages back someone has put up a lovely description of how to find one's cervix (which I never did manage) and what it should be doing.

Happy rummaging

I was fanatical cervix rummager while charting moley. What do you want to talk about? Think word you are looking for is texture?

Mitchell - eat your heart out! This is the way it should be done everywhere - click this

As for two-year-olds, very distracting when typing am sure. My OH has a DS who is pretty fabulous and is now 6. He likes to wrestle, and we've started noticing that when I wrestle with him, I invariably have to extract his hands from my buzzwarms. My OH chuckles and says that he has a crush on me. I've started to avoid the rough and tumble.

I just lost my post- internet behaving very strangely today.

Ref: Sorting out the understairs cupboard

Well,

I am not new to the rummaging process, but have noticed today that things are feeling (literally) low and 'nose like', as opposed to high and 'lip like' which is Not Good for imminent laying. I was wondering if, in your experience, it was a gradual lift and lipify process, or could things undergo a fairly swift hoik and squish?
I should be hoovering the stairs, (no euph) but finding this a more interesting past time.
Perhaps next fred could incorporate male beauty contest?

Does Mitchell = Hattie Jacques' younger lover? If so, yes please.

Hello haglets, hope you are having a lovely sunny day too? Not keen on Mitchell too smooth. Prefer something along these lines or even a sandwich

Creme egg has given me the sugar sweats, far too sweet!

starnosecervix while hoovering the stairs may not be a euph it's making me go Phnaaaaar phnaaaaar anyway and I am not sure why!

Bloody hell, Mitchell is NOT smooth! NOT. You didn't see the last episode of the last series of Being Human then? When he gave into his vampire instincts, devoured a Tubeful of passengers and then shagged the she-vampire, covered in gore?

Moley I understand if you google "beautiful cervix" there is a helpful website there. I can not linky as I am in work and the geeks behind me might implode if they catch sight of such things. Althought they wouldn't know what they were I'm sure.

My stomach is currently so bloated I look about 20 weeks pregnant. I have been racking my brain as to what to reply if anyone asks me about it.Most answers I have been coming up with would ensure I get the sack.

Whenever anyone goes on about Mitchell I always think about David Mitchell. But I would with him too so the scenario works.

Oooh, BB you've made me feel slightly bilious with the David Mitchell shagging. Rie however has made me a little bit libidinous which is amazing since I don't think have done it since the conception .

Starry cervixes wander throughout the course of the day. So try and fiddle same time, same position every day. They certainly drop quite rapidly after they have opened up.

BB was about to vomit at the thought but then thought about it some more and probably would too!

Arrrrieght you are quite right, I didn't see it! I haven't seen any of them actually but will give this series a try. When I say too smooth I mean too young I think, not wrinkly and stubbly enough. Brain not working today, I know what I mean though!

Ps here is link to beautiful cervix Just had a look at the whole cycle photos for the twenty five year old. Very interesting but do feel a bit queasy now, am easily turned at the best of the times!

Hey BESHers.

All of this cervix chat is quite enlightening. at Stars understairs cupboard. And a whole website devoted to it. There really is nothing you can not find on the internet.

So it turns out that (as someone suggested on here a while ago) MS has dodgy white goods. I think the 'normal' count is 20 million and his test only showed 8.3 million. Ah. That will be why I have not won a baybee. Anyone else been here before? He was very stoic about it after the appt but I am a bit lost as to what to say to make him feel better. He just said - don't tell your mates just yet .

Aww thanks you guys, it's so awesome to know I have somewhere to go where people are really ,like, on my wave length, you know? and also like to look at totally awesome things. Like variations in cervical fluid.
Have resolved not to worry about low position til at least sunday. (isn't texture more rough or smooth rocks?There must be a word that encompasses the spectrum of give in an object.)
I am 36 in less than 12 hours. (Have always wondered how people get their birthdays forgotten- you just keep telling everyone for about two weeks before, it's not quantum physics)

Oh poor MrSunnyD. And poor you :(

I think that, from what I have seen and read, there is quite a lot of stuff you can do to improve a white goods count. I'm sure you know all this already, but cutting down on booze or even stopping drinking if he can manage, certain supplements like selenium and zinc and eating lots of nuts and seeds with his cereal might well be able to improve things. And there are all sorts of tales of BESH laydeez whose men have had dodgy test results getting their wins in time. If you pop a little question on the PESH board you'll get some answers.

Sorry sunny cross posts- gah on the white goods front. Have no words of wisdom at my fingertips, but am sure there are folks who've contended -and won- with this so hopefully they'll offer more than this kick to the shins, followed by a sneaky grope while I help you up. Will throw in a couple of head butts and a manly punch on the arm for MS too.