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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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AlpinePony · 23/12/2010 16:23

I declare this Ski Season open!

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starnosemole · 18/01/2011 18:48

oh bum boo sorry you're cross, but rather enjoying the flaring nostrils and heaving buzzwams Perhaps you and Intheredcorner could box it out? There could be jelly?

PrincessBoo · 18/01/2011 19:00

:o

You up for some jelly wrestling SunnyJim?

Ariesgirl · 18/01/2011 19:33

Oh dear Are you ok Boobs?

Would you like some cake?

InTheSunshine · 18/01/2011 20:00

Feeling infinitely better after smacking a punch bag and doing some burpees Grin

Boo shall we get our Lycra suits on for the wrestling a la Hulk Hogan??

Rie pass that cake over here I'm famished!

PrincessBoo · 18/01/2011 21:27

I am all ok now ta, I had a fruit and nut ice cream thing on stick. Lush.

I am too embarrassed to tell you what utter rubbish I am half watching at the moment but you may guess...

InTheSunshine · 18/01/2011 21:36

Does it involve the words 'Fat' & 'Wedding' perchance??

starnosemole · 18/01/2011 21:39

I am being forced to watch Bruce Parry in the Amazon about six years ago and learn things about tribes and shiz- I WANT TO WATCH THE PRETTY DRESSES!!!

Truffkin · 18/01/2011 21:44

What's up Booby? Come and tell Aunty Truff all about it

SunshineOnARainyDay your method for dealing with rage sounds almost as good as mine; drinking my bodyweight in wine (no mean feat!)

InTheSunshine · 18/01/2011 21:46

Her dress weighs FIVE STONE....

Ariesgirl · 18/01/2011 21:47

I'm watching this. I am actually lost for words. Tis all.

InTheSunshine · 18/01/2011 21:52

Truffles I love that class. I went in wanting to kill someone, ready to never go back to work, I left, sweaty & unable to breathe but calm as a pond Grin it's the only way I know how to hold it together sometimes.

PrincessBoo · 18/01/2011 21:52

This has cheered me right up :o

Ariesgirl · 18/01/2011 21:57

It's the most jaw droppingly terrible yet wonderful thing I've ever seen. And the girls are such a strange contradiction of incredibly provocative yet protected.

Ariesgirl · 18/01/2011 21:57

AWFUL! It's like a licence to molest.

PrincessBoo · 18/01/2011 21:58

I've worked with a few traveller families (those who have settled). It's fascinating, but you have to tread very very carefully.

Ariesgirl · 18/01/2011 22:00

I'll bet.

It's definitely a man's world. Some of those girls could do so much.

InTheSunshine · 18/01/2011 22:01

Grabbing anyone??

starnosemole · 18/01/2011 22:03

See, you're all missing out now, because the tribe are doing a dance with special penii adornments. Bruce had to have a specially big one made out of a seed pod

PrincessBoo · 18/01/2011 22:03

It's so sad. I'm surprised they even allow them to film to be honest.

BarbiesBeaver · 19/01/2011 09:20

I've seen that one Moley. I love Bruce he is the on my list.I love him even more knowing about the whacking great seed pod.

Oh, and if I read one more fucking thread on Conception about "I've been trying two seconds and I'm still not pregnant waaaahhh" I might explode. I'm being polite so not putting anything on said threads, and I know how frustrating it is when you want things straight away, but really? A few months? That's way below the average normal time it takes. Get some perspective and try reading some of the repeat miscarriage or assisted conception threads.

Ariesgirl · 19/01/2011 10:35

BB, I know what you mean. You click on them knowing they will enrage you, but do it anyway. Step away from the said threads

Ivegotmrbitey · 19/01/2011 12:28

I forgot the big fat wedding was on! Gutted! I wonder if I can get it on demand?

How are you today brownB?

Bitch slaps all round, off to lurk on those other freds!

BrownB · 19/01/2011 13:05

I just watched the Big Fat - Oh My God That's Huge - Wedding Dress show, on demand. It's very good, if somewhat chilling in the way these girls are brought up to be so dependent on their men.

A few years ago my class and I did a study session on diversity and different communities living in Britain. My friend was doing Travelling communities as a topic, and she couldn't find a single resource that described the way they live in anything other than negative terms. I remember thinking that was a bit unfair. I really enjoyed the show.

In other news - today is MUCH better thank you Bitey. Yesterday was crampy, painful and yucky, I'll spare you the full details, but today am on a light period flow. Massive relief. Feel drained and pathetic, but [hope] am on the mend. My iron supplement may need replenishing before am back to fighting strength.

BarbiesBeaver · 19/01/2011 13:24

Glad today is a little better BrownB.

Thanks aries I don't usually deliberately do it honest, I see the thread title and think it's someone who may have been struggling for ages and could do with some help or comfort and then, well, they're not what I thought it was.

Truffkin · 19/01/2011 13:54

BrownB very glad to hear things look like they are improving, I will remain concerned for you until you report to be blood-free and bursting with iron Grin

Rie, Barbie you know those places will only lead to Teh Rage. I much prefer the thread in AIBU about 'Starbucks Mummies' (of whom I had no previous knowledge) that developed into a 'smoking cat' discussion. Made me chuckle it did. I also enjoy the wimminz wot come along and say 'none of your business what other people do with their days so yes, YABincrediblyU so there' the irony of it is delicious.

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