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Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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AlpinePony · 23/12/2010 16:23

I declare this Ski Season open!

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Ariesgirl · 14/01/2011 17:07

God Milano, who on earth is that? He looks like a girl with a beard. No offence. I'll take the chocolate though.

BrownB · 14/01/2011 17:25

You know Milano, I bloody Wink well do need Riven tips. Am rubbish at it.

Bleeding is back to the level of a heavy period. Am a little pale and pathetic, but otherwise fine. Well, if you count tearing hair out trying to find someone who will damn well do some tests for miscarriages. Fuckers. Honestly - the medical profession should be ashamed of itself. My private medical insurance even said "no, fuck off." It is so insulting.

BrownB · 14/01/2011 17:28

Jared Leto looks very short. Dominic West is HOT!! Hmmm......

Ariesgirl · 14/01/2011 17:30

Glad you're home BB but not glad you've been pissed about :( Take care

Sorry Milano, Jared's still not doing it for me. Looks too fresh faced or something. I like em a bit mean and rugged. Think Aragorn. Think Lucas. Think Daniel Craig. Think Mitchell, even though he's a youngster.

FB still not playing. I'm having withdrawal. Sad innit?

Truffkin · 14/01/2011 18:03

Sorry for absence on a day when contributions have been needed Blush

BB you sound like you have coped with this whole shite situation amazingly well. I'm sending you hugs and kisses and I don't care who knows it. Big love (and a beautiful fat steak pie with Guinnes gravy)

Rie absolute pile of wank. Fancy a mud wrestle to take your mind off it? No? Well how I about I do some nekkid mud wrestling with these ladies which will look something like this (and I will end up like this but it will be worth it to see you dribbling laughing

BarbedWireDon'tCallMeBabe hoping today went swimmingly well for you. Sorry, you can beat me with a stick when the wrestlers have had their go. I know that was appalling bad, but I simply couldn't stop myself. Or maybe I didn't even try not to

InTheSunshine · 14/01/2011 18:17

Truff those wrestling suits are brilliant

Here are my hotties to keep us all entertained for this evening

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=dovescookies.sakura.ne.jp/2010/201008/sam-glamour%27s50sexiestmale2010-1&imgrefurl=samworthingtonfanjp.seesaa.net/article/160185797.htm" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">yes please

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/%3Fmodule%3Dimages%26func%3Ddisplay%26fileId%3DL2hvbWUveGNvcmUvY29zbW9wb2xpdGFuL3hjb3Ntb3BvbGl0YW4veGFyYXlhcmVzaXplZC9jYTIzNTJkZmY5OTU1Yzk2MjU1MGJmNzA5MDI1NjNkZi05ZTNhNmI0NjRkOTc3YjhiMGRkOTMyM2I1MmY1MzAwMC5qcGc%" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">predictable but true

Truffkin · 14/01/2011 18:20

SunshineOnARainyDay do you have a thing for the Google logo or is the link not working for me Confused

I'm utterly predictable in my love for Mr Beckham but even I am a bit confuddled by his current 'do' bless him.

InTheSunshine · 14/01/2011 18:25

Ah yes. Epic fail. Was Sam Worthington. Off of those films.

Our Dave's hair is pretty rank at the mo - not sure where his stylist is going.

PrincessBoo · 14/01/2011 19:31

Oh my BESHes what a day to be out doing stuff and not mumsnetting.

Alpy Just call me Princess of the Universe and have done with it. If people don't get diffed, then it is my fault. :o

Bitey Good work on the merkin finding. Kate Humble is a bit less ginger though, non? MrBoo calls her 'ruddy faced Kate Humble'.

BrownieB I hear ya. Chocolate gin and weepy fims were my best friends last time I had a mc. Mahoosive hugs. (with no apology for not writing unBESHley. there has to be at least one sap on the thread, and it's me :) )

I'm also surprised to find that I'm not the only BESH who has been carted off to a hospital post mc. I was 23, I didn't realise it wasn't normal to bleed for 4 weeks after a d&c. I'm not sure if it was the aftercare that was at fault or if I wasn't listening, but the day I started soaking pads in seconds I thought I was a goner Blush

Rie I have no man to offer you to cheer you up as they have all thought of everyone, so I'm afraid you'll have to put with just me

However, I'll leave you with my favourite hottie, and you probably won't fancy him. but before you click on him you need to know how much it pains me to share him at all...

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa87/msrychk/Dave%2520Gahan/Dave_Gahan_008.jpg&imgrefurl=s196.photobucket.com/albums/aa87/msrychk/Dave%2520Gahan/%3Faction%3Dview%26current%3DDave_Gahan_008.jpg%26sort%3Dascending&usg=_K2B1Gj-3D9vlhM234aaUerStCE=&h=364&w=360&sz=28&hl=en&start=0&sig2=dz_eghkvIHW-sOiEqWRvDg&zoom=1&tbnid=do5gwWUJ40uRDM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=123&ei=1aIwTfXODYiAhQfa0aSnCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddave%2Bgahan%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D619%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=253&vpy=93&dur=2158&hovh=226&hovw=223&tx=115&ty=133&oei=1aIwTfXODYiAhQfa0aSnCw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">number one on my list

Bitey Just hoping for the best results for you girlfriend. You will manage, whatever happens (that's what I keep thinking anyway!).

Barbie post insemination candle being lit right now.

Eskimo kiss for Sunny and Truffs.

Right I'm supposed to be out at 7.45. 15 mins to beautify myself...

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 19:53
InTheSunshine · 14/01/2011 19:58

'sup Moles?

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 20:06

boo doesn't love me Sad

InTheSunshine · 14/01/2011 20:10

Now come on now. PrincessBoo loves us all. She is the softie in the BESH crew. She was in a rush. I'm eating chips

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 20:16

sorry, am very needy.

I didn't realise that hot snatcher was Nick Moran until I IMDBed it after seeing the film and admiring aforementioned hot snatcher-was most perturbed at his unrecognisibility.
Do you know I actually got all damp and unneccessary just at the mention of Dominic West's name- didn't even need to click. Do you think I'm all ripe for egg laying? (CD10 so nearly)
What exciting things are the vibrant socially dynamic BESH upto this fine January weekend? It's my last as a mid thirty, so I shall of course be painting the skirting board town white red.

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 20:18

I know- am pleased (not at all Envy that she's off out while I watch Phil and argue with BBB about moving to Australia again,

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 20:19

Major logical post fail. I haven't fallen off wagon honest.

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 20:20

oooh

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 20:20

Cluster

starnosemole · 14/01/2011 20:21

Post Grin

Ariesgirl · 14/01/2011 20:23

Thank you Boo You are very kind and sweet.

Does anyone else know who he is?

InTheSunshine · 14/01/2011 20:24

Do you want to move to Oz? I am out on the drink free January thing. I succumbed and am drinking a beer. Mmmmmm. Beer and chips. Fat fucking Friday.

Truffkin · 14/01/2011 20:41

Number one) I don't know who that man is but hullo BootieCall and hope you have lufferly times out on the town

Number two) MoleHole we all love you very, very much indeed

Number three) I am staying in with a curry (TGB out fetching it as I type) and Hustle. Possibly The Expendables on blu ray later as it arrived from Love Film today. Tomorrow we are heading back up to Brumijum I am getting my engagement ring back after 2 months (yes, that's 2 whole months) since I originally took it in to be repaired. Our jeweller (who maked it in the first place) is my Dad's bezzie but unfortunately he has no sense of urgency. I've been wearing a 12 squid fake 'diamond' since November and am ridiculously excited at having my own beauty back tomoz. Probs drinks out with friends tomorrow night then The Big Grudge Match(TM) on Sunday. There may be a divorce on the cards. Or maybe not, as I am expecting us to lose so will be gracious in defeat.

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