Mid-30s BESH Ski Hut: Hot toddies & mounties. Fur knickers optional.

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I declare this Ski Season open!

Nah it's ok, come one come all, roll up roll up come peer about in my undergrowth! The cameras are on the probe I'm afraid Bootsy. Strangely fascinating (to me anyway).

What we really need is a live feed from the dildocam to assuage our egg watching curiosity. Hum, regular updates from your good self will have to do babs

Now going to live pictures from the EggCam. Let's hope the recent very rainy weather won't mean that Big Egg has eaten his littler brothers and sisters. Cwis what do you think?

Reminds me of BuzzwamCam back in the Spring

Ooooo Cwis. And he can keep his SuperGeek goggles on too. Do you think going in to the clinic tomorrow with a false Bill Oddie beard on would be over the top?

No not at all. I think you should.

Depends where you were planning on putting the Bill Oddie beard.

Why wouldn't the droid arrive a week early? Fuck. Bollocks. Cunt.

As you were. I had to rant to stop me blubbing at my desk.

Oh Sunny is it the full droid? Bleeping bastard. Hugs and shin kicks in equal measure.

BB checking in to see how eggies are doing - will have to pop back later.

Thanks for everyone's Congrats. Is actualy second time have seen the baybee as had early scan at 8 weeks but amazing how much it developed since. Truff it did NOT go fast for me. Bit after christmas not so bad actually but up to 8 weeks it dragged terribly. But I think other peoples pregnancies/babyhoods always flash by whilst it crawls past when you are living it.

How is it only thursday???

LGG it's spotting but that means it's deffo starting soon. I don't know why I got upset. No different from any other month! I've had a cup of tea & pulled myself together.

Poor SunnyD. A week early? For fuck's sake :(

This TTC lark is a galling, galling business isn't it? And yet we get teenagers telling us we mustn't begrudge somethibg i.e a baby just because we can't have it too

Kind unBESHley thoughts to starrystarrynight and molette.

at owlie's Bill Oddie Murkin, there's an image that's hard to remove from one's head!

Sorry sunny have been menkulling on your behalf

Oh bum SunnyDelight. Here have this tankard of sloe gin and a thwack on the arse with this rotting shrimp.

Ariel Pliz to direct me to teenagers dictating that I shouldn't be begrudging

Also, I have major league hornage. All those hormones whizzing around.

I can't. That would be bullying and trolling behaviour and I believe has been called "hunting in packs" But it has upset me muchly and disproportionately :(

Hornage eh? You dildoslut you!! Talking of sloe gin, this year's crop has been completely vintage. My dad gave us a bottle at Christmas and I have been sipping it medicinally ever since. Who wants?

Yes our gin is bloody lovely too. But seeing as I have only ever made it once, I am in no position to talk. Will seek out the slags, as I don't like to think of you upset. I won't comment though on the fred as it always ends in tears (mine).

Not that word though. Wasn't me. Didn't say it.

However I am a bit truly mental today. I am offending people all over the place, raging, crying and altogether being a bit of a twat. PMT I think :(

Help have telephone meeting with HR in five minutes! Please light a candle and stop me from crying!

Oh stay here in the safety of the Ski Hut Rie. FWIW I don't think anyone is a slag at all and I know you didn't say it either, seems everyone is just coming at different angles to a very emotive painful subject. I always seem to put my foot in it when I stray out the BESH threads so don't bother too much anymore.

Are you still WOOFLing? Bound to be sending you round the bend. I won't mention POAS or anything because that sort of pressure winds me up beyond belief. Look, I've applied my comedy David Bellamy merkin, will that cheer you up?

Good luck Bitey! Have a list written out in front of you of stuff you want to say about how great you are and stuff you've achieved and what you want and stay calm.

Absolutely! Can you take a photo pliz? Luffs you.

Calm down, Bitey. Candle is lit

Very good idea - will do.

Looking forward to it Beebs. Am a little aware that I have been rampaging round the Internet with all the charm and grace of a flatulent water buffalo, so will endeavour to be non-controversial.

Um...I went to Sainsbury's yesterday. Instead of Tesco's. It was very nice.

I hear you Aries Check me out last week getting all cross on the library thread. I swear I only go in AIBU when I have PMT!

Bitey How did it go? I lit a retro candle.

Sunny Bastarding Early droid. That is not effing fair. A whole week early? What the jiggery pokery is occuring?

I can't go into AIBU; it always give me Teh Rage and I am not averse to posting offensively when people are behaving like twats. I'm bad enough on the freds round here when I see people giving medical advice when the only advice should be: why the fuck haven't you rung the doctor about that.

The cat threw up on my work bag this morning and then it took me an hour and a half to drive 4 miles to work and I've had a crashing headache all day. I am in a shitey mood.

Bites lovely, did you sort HR out? I do hope so.

Is anyone going to risk the Kate Humble merkin? I fear one might get mistaken for a rare breed of sheep.

Sunny that is an epic bunch of arse and I stab the evil droid repeatedly on your behalf. Early is just not on. NOT ON.

sunny that is rubbish. Have also stabbed droid and also sending you a big bottle of wine. Early is very annoying. At least less menkulling time though? I know mine will be late this month. Only just seeing cbfm action today on day 14. The Man seems to be too busy with other things to spend time with me so babyfailing is almost guaranteed.

bitey how did your meeting go?