1001 Fallopian Nights: The BESH-Harem Opens for 30s TTCs & their silk pyjamas. Sherbert on tap. Baklava made by doe-eyed boys freely available. Kelims provided for SWI. Hookahs optional but welcome.

[Headbanger]

Scented silken tent opens its flaps* for business. Nubile veiled houris available for deep tissue sandalwood massage for that pre-droidal unease. Starlit pit tended by gleam-eyed sheiks proffering rum-soaked dates on golden platters. Goatskin rugs laid beneath hanging brass lamps for the un-PC BESH to frolic in furs. Intriguingly tarnished lantern housing benevolent Zita-Genie buried beneath piles of embroidered cushions. Don your curl-toed slippers & coin-fringed skirt, and I'll see you in the corner with a young Omar Sharif and ice cubes made from Tanqueray laced with desert honey and no you can't talk to him he's mine...

Waaaargh, didn't refresh page! CONGRATUMALATIONS, Squishybum! :)

How To Make Friends And Influence People is my bible, Ockaroonie

eek, scrops you made me set foot outside the palais. feeling a bit agoraphobic!!!

Thanks BESHies!!!

Congratulations! That is most splendid squishy :)

Fuck scorps next time please add 'don't go and read the thread gin'

I am actually shaking.

hoorah for Squishy! well done you.

Oh balls, just got first ever positive on an OPK but the boy isn't really up for it cos I have made him do it every night this week, FUCKSTICKS.

Have to hope the swimmers are still swimmin'

gin so sorry you read that other thread, r u ok? Would a large virtual brandy help? :(

I very rarely venture outside. Was just so bored today. Don't worry, I won't make you go outside again

I don't trust myself to comment on that thread. I've tried and tried and it won't come out right: it's too large and appalling a subject. Dear Gin, I hope you're all right . Exceptionally DHB of you to post there - cogently, too.

Thanks. It's not stuff I generally announce to the entire interweb, obviously. However I couldn't not say it upon hearing such.... Words fail me.

I'm alright tho, just going to be careful what I read for a while. Am very emotional at the moment anyway...and I left the thread in terror that someone was going to make me explain what actually happened (which I am not precious about talking about at all but not under those circumstances!)

Oh my god. I read the thread. I have nothing to say, except gin & scorps are bloody marvellous. But we all knew that.

Congrats to squishy.

I am going to have half a glass of wine :)

Gin, you are SO brave. You are my absolute hero. Fuck those fucking fuckers and come bask in the BESHlove and BESHworship you so rightfully deserve

You were bloody good yourself scorps! Rather more erudite than me. Still, I guess I made my point. Am calming down now.

Me, me, me, post Squishy? Fekkin 'ell you are diffed! Now you must be the most insta-differ on here. Eh, eh, do you believe in the power of the BESH? Remind, me luvver, what was your history? Been trying for almost a year I seem to remember. Wait, I forgot to say: CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS! Really good news, I is chuffed.

Salad, the swimmers from the other night should still be swimming inside ya, innit. Better to have the before sex anyway, so the buggers can lurk around the corners for the egg.

So everyone comes out in the evenings around here...

OK, WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD? I have been trying to find it for longer than I care to admit! Pliz someone to show me the way.

Enjoy your wine GingerBun.

I hope me mentioning the thread on here hasn't led to you being all angry and rrrrrrrrr inside

fuck ever leaving the palais ever again, I'll be staying here from now on.

Thanks Mountie I certainly do believe in the power of BESH! Yes, was trying for a year this month! Thank you for the chuffedness!

I also echo the WHERE TF IS THE THREAD!

But WHAT thread!? Preggers here and I will start banging on pots and pans...

don't go there. honest. it will make you go EEK!

mountie but surely we should do it again just to make sure? don't really want to as last nights was pretty perfunctory and that is not normal for us (quality not quantity etc) :( The boy has said ok to SWI even tho he is tired as long as 'i let him watch the football' which is ridiculous as i have never stopped him watching it in my life. doesn't bode well.

No scorpsmylove I remembered, after the initial shock, that I am Much Stronger Than That. What those 2 were saying really stirred up a lot of stuff and upset me a lot, because they were just so very very wrong. And because the events were upsetting obviously.

But I'm actually glad I went on there now, and glad I said something. And don't worry I don't feel it is my fault, I know as a fucking fact it absolutely isn't. I did go back and thanks for the lovely (and also piercingly intelligent) posts, scorp and ead. I heart you both to teeny pieces.

squishy sorry I got very sidetracked. Congratulimications!

raddichio I'd be happy about going with every other night around ov - those little fuckers can last a long time.

LOL Mountie

Gin thanks honey, you've obviously had a really difficult evening.

Gin, with your permish, I'll link to it?