If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

[Loujalou]

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

A nurse you mentioned life changing that is awesome. You can be our medical expert nursebiccie.

Right we all need to be diffed by Xmas. Project pressy in our tummies x

pmp @ grannypants!!!!!! You so could have got away with being queen chav!!!

I'm aboard Project pressy in our tummies!! Phase one...SWI!!!!

FairyG oh that is where I have gone wrong. You need to shag. Bugger. Will try next month.

Lovely nurse said if we were only going to have sex at one point in the month make sure its when you are ovulating. Like her style. When I told her I don't like knowing how much I weigh she said I didn't need to look and she felt the same.

Lou nurse sounds lovely!!

I tested this morning (cd26 of 28 day cycle) and got a bfn. I only tested early as we're out tonight and I want some guilt free vodka lol! I have no RTF or prg symptoms though. It's very odd that my boobs are mine, because normally at this time of the month I'm shrieking at dh and dd for hugging me too tight. Have a crampy tummy though.

PANTS I tested early but got a neg, SO give it a few days then test again.

I know what you mean about sore boobs :(

Oh arse :(

TMI alert, look away now if you're feeling squeamish...

...just went for number 2 and after when I wiped up front had a bit of pinky/red mucus. I'm on CD 23 and now I'm going to spend the next 5 days convincing myself that it is implantation bleeding and not my AF rearing it's ugly head. The thing you need to know is that the exact same thing happened last month and RTD came along on CD28, right on schedule, so I've clearly not won baby bingo this month, but I'm still going to be hanging onto a teeny tiny shred of hope. Why oh why oh why do we do it to ourselves?

biccie my lover. I won't tell you how many times I have googled implantation bleed after the same thing happened to me. Must be my top search. Sending you virtual hugs. Xxx

I'v just had to check back on here to see when my last rtd was. 4th sept, so what I currently have are definitly rtd symptoms, not anything more interesting. Sorry to be missing for a while will read up later!

Oh WOW Congrats Oldie a BFP about bloody time - told you I would read up!

FiveAlive missed you chick. Hope all is well and the SWI is not too dull.

I think we have managed about 4-5 all month, so there will be no bfp from here. I have been ok this few weeks, although a bit dodgy for the last couple of days, with a definite tendency towards pmt! SWI not too bad, only 2nd month back after a few months off thinking i was pg! Only prob is a hubby who is working too hard, so will have to mention something next month. One of the main causes of babies is SEX!!!! (as well as relaxing as we all know!

FiveAlive if you relax you will win your baby. Dontchaknow! Don't even need to have sex

Um nice to see you back!

I'm a day late........

Have you tested again????

PANTS !!!!

Do it TEST !

Hiya ladies,

Nice to see you, just thought I'd pop down the park, see how you're all getting on, didn't give me a shout for the sambuco's now did ya? supposed to be me mates?

northern YEY, well done you, fingers crossed for a quick and very boring 8 months for you. :)

lou day 29 today? any news?

lemon glad your little lady is active and well. Less than half way to go now :)

harassed test test test

Coming up to 16 wks Thursday and after weeks and bloody weeks of constant nausea, now I've started throwing up at random times, whats that all about. (TMI alert) halfway through my yummy jacket potato and beans yesterday and may as well have just thrown it straight down the loo, didn't even have time to change into carrots :)Still I did feel better for a couple of hours after. Light at the end of the tunnel and all that.

Right, back to feeding poor starving children.

:)

Liaaaaaaaaa!!!! Hello! Hope that the nausea at random times reduces until its gone! (the nausea that is, not your dinner!) Did you know that Billy Connelly said something about diced carrots, and that it wasn't the drink that made you sick, there was a pervert going round feeding drunk people diced carrots and that was what made you sick! (he said it better than that though!!)

Sorry you missed the sambuccas, I would offer you some whisky but it would have to be virtual as dh has drunked it all!

Pleased you are doing well!

Bundles Liiiiaaaaa I will post properly tomorrow but please stay.

Just a quickie.....will post properly later.

Did a test and got a BFN!! No RTD yet though. Had some cramping, and boobs are a bit sore but nowhere near as much as normal. Wonder what's going on?!!!

Bugger bugger bugger. Where there is no ERTD there is hope though!!

lou ? news?

Definitely pmt in this house.

DS - No you can't see my hand
Me - What have you done
ds - cut it
Me - What with
ds - a knife
Me (struggling with not blowing up) WHAT KNIFE? (take care boy, any answer to that question is going to land you in bother!)
ds - the one in your toolbox
Me - WHA........ (you mean the tool box I just fastened and told you not to play with?)

Fortunately not large cut, just a small one, but drew a tiny bit of blood. Got NO sympathy, he knew he was in trouble, didn't want to show his hand, or admit to what he had done!!!! He only came near me to ask where his fleece was so he could hide the guilty paw in the pocket!!!

Tool box now back on top shelf where it lives (unless dh borrows it and doesn't put it away)

Have blubbed a bit today! I have 2 things I really want to do in November and they are on the same f*%@ing day. Blubbed. DS cut self, blubbed. Frustrated barren old hag day. RTD not here yet but def on its way.

Lia an only on day 21 x

And is day 32 in the pants household - no RTD and another bloody BFN!!! What is going on??? I'm using the cheapie Amazon/Ebay tests, do I need a "proper" one?? Help, I'm all of a confuddle!!

My ds2 has moved back in after splitting up with his chavvy gf, thank goodness!! Spent the last 2 days dealing with lots of chavviness so need some class please .

Um - sorry had a giggle. Sounds just like my house.

Lia - I had constant nausea and lots of sickness with dd, it stopped at around 20 weeks, so fingers x'd it does the same for you!

Where is everyone??? Are you all ok??? We were on page 2 @@@@@@@ >

GrannyPants you will miss the chaviness and short skirts. So will wave my thong at you Get a proper test. I have a good feeling about this...