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Chanel No5 The Advert: Part III (all welcome)

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SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 20:35

Previously on Chanel No 5 The Advert: Part II

(voice over + a nice spot of Bach cello playing in the back ground)

Nicole is seen mournfully skating alone, in central park, its 3am, she only has a large minder for company, he is smoking

"She was still the most famous woman in the world"

"The memories of that night had never left her"

Nicole slips (daintilly), her muff skids across the ice, a squirrel nicks in....she gives chase, and who should come out from behind a tree with squirrel in his arms...

it's him

she gasps

he smiles

"I love to skate"

the squirrel has the chanel no 5 necklace thingmy in its teeth

The squirrel is wild,. it is friendly though. it is soothed in sexy guys warm capable hands.

Sexy eyes 'accidentally' drops the squirrel (still with muff) due to lusty surprise at seeing Nicole and the minder has given chase.

She unlaces her skates (a bit of old-fashioned freudian subtext)
and get in a tangle and he grabs her hand (chicken feet fingers)

He puts a warm capable hand over her chicken feet to put an end to the cackhandedness. Then there is a money shot look into each others eyes.

sexy eyes speaks (in Russian accent)
"there is something I must show you"

Next scene at the Guggenheim Museum. There is an exhibition about The Russian Tsars. Nicole has intrigued face on. Sexy Eyes is full of grim determination.

They walk hand in hand, looking at the oil paintings of the Russian Royals and then they stop.

There is a picture of Tsar Nicholas II, in his younger days and (Bach goes into minor key) He is the very spit of Sexy Eyes

Nicole: but?
Sexy eyes: yes, I am the king of Russia. I also have to hide myself away from the world

Another money shot deep look. they kiss

Nicole: but can we
SE: No never.......

Final scene

They leave the museum, Nicole steps into a hot air balloon. the squirrel is there aswell (with muff). As the ballon rises their clasping hands slip apart.......

Camera pans up to shot of balloon with Chanel No5 logo on.

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ToysAreLikeDogs · 28/12/2008 21:09

Obv they are orange boxes

[too many mince pies emoticon]

(har har I typed MICE pies rofl)

HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:09

PMSL at camera angles (used to good effect in French and Saunders piss take of LOTR!)

SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:13

lolol Ahh excellent work already.

So is she luging or scrubbing?

We can have her do both of course but need to find a concincing middle to move her and sexy eyes from a to b.

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SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:13

convincing middle that would be

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SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:16

I would like to see the inclusion of the silken muff if at all possible, and the chanel no 5 necklace naturellement. Sort of like the shopping list game.

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HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:16

She gives up being a dincer to become an Olympic luger, but fails miserably at the winter Olympics, so falls on hard times after being ridiculed in the manner of Edie the Eagle, and has to take work in the service of a stately home. Hence her transition to Cinderella status in the kitchens. Keeps her chicken feet hands nice and clean though, only dirt is the smear of soot on her porcelain cheek

ToysAreLikeDogs · 28/12/2008 21:16

HF that is exactly what I was thinking of !!

Hmmm how could she go to being a scrubber and aluger.

I know I know

She could be a part time winter sportsperson, and enter the Winter olympics and do a National Velvet and he would be the Medal Awarder/Olympic Figurehead

HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:17

chanel No5 necklace is kept under the thin matress of her attic bedroom, her only reminder of her former life.

ToysAreLikeDogs · 28/12/2008 21:17

OMG

HF my story is the opposite of yours !

HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:18

Sexy eyes has the silken muff, he returns it to her when once again they meet, breathless and barely able to conceal their passion (well, Nicole can conceal it quite well what with her not being able to move her face an' all!)

HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:19

ooh, toys, we could have parallel stories, like Sliding Doors... Nicole could sport two different hair dos and have different accents a la Gwyneth to avoid confusion

SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:20

ooohhhh I like it

can she have an accident whilst luging that would end her career?

Something with a firework mebbe, or a GIANT NO 5 ad toppling over with weight of snog
[deep irony]

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DoubleBluff · 28/12/2008 21:21

like the necklaace under tthe matreess.
Shhe could have a rag soaked in chanel no 5 to sniff, which transports her back to better times....

SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:21

SNOW sheesh

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HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:22

oh yes, the accident is a much better idea. She could then be all pale and delicate and unable to walk (or dince - so sad, so poignant)

ToysAreLikeDogs · 28/12/2008 21:23

at these

SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:24

We don't want her really hurt, can she not have a scar somewhere and a very elegant barely there limp [tasteful]

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ToysAreLikeDogs · 28/12/2008 21:24

har har har her skating days are over

I am a beatch

HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:25

oh ok then, I thought the injury could involve sexy eyes sweeping her up in to his manly arms, but that could work with a limp too.

ToysAreLikeDogs · 28/12/2008 21:25

at my meanness

SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:25

TOYS we think they are over...

but sexy eyes is a professional physio/ice skating coach, as well as artist and king of russia.

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SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:26

We HAVE to have manly sweeping up.HAVE TO.

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HeadFairy · 28/12/2008 21:28

I think so, manly sweeping is a given really. She could gasp prettily as a curl tumbles forward (signifying she's a teeny bit excited)

This tumbling curl thing could end up being like Roger Moore's eyebrow thing, a tumbling curl to evoke every emotion.

DoubleBluff · 28/12/2008 21:29

how about..
she wins olympic gold for the luge ( all skin tight gear and sexy and happy)
But then a rival trips her up
She breaks leg
Can never Luge again ( wtf is lugeing anyway?)
She is reduced to begging in the street of gay paris ( artistcally arranged rags, etc)
' I am a beggar I love to beg' ( hmm maybe tasteless)
Then handsome French man cimes along , throws a gold coin nto her hat before realising that....

SlubberdegullionMitSpeck · 28/12/2008 21:30

the tumbling curl could echo the tumbling muff in part II

A story arc motif again yay

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