Chanel No5 The Advert: Part III (all welcome)

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Previously on Chanel No 5 The Advert: Part II

(voice over + a nice spot of Bach cello playing in the back ground)

Nicole is seen mournfully skating alone, in central park, its 3am, she only has a large minder for company, he is smoking

"She was still the most famous woman in the world"

"The memories of that night had never left her"

Nicole slips (daintilly), her muff skids across the ice, a squirrel nicks in....she gives chase, and who should come out from behind a tree with squirrel in his arms...

it's him

she gasps

he smiles

"I love to skate"

the squirrel has the chanel no 5 necklace thingmy in its teeth

The squirrel is wild,. it is friendly though. it is soothed in sexy guys warm capable hands.

Sexy eyes 'accidentally' drops the squirrel (still with muff) due to lusty surprise at seeing Nicole and the minder has given chase.

She unlaces her skates (a bit of old-fashioned freudian subtext)
and get in a tangle and he grabs her hand (chicken feet fingers)

He puts a warm capable hand over her chicken feet to put an end to the cackhandedness. Then there is a money shot look into each others eyes.

sexy eyes speaks (in Russian accent)
"there is something I must show you"

Next scene at the Guggenheim Museum. There is an exhibition about The Russian Tsars. Nicole has intrigued face on. Sexy Eyes is full of grim determination.

They walk hand in hand, looking at the oil paintings of the Russian Royals and then they stop.

There is a picture of Tsar Nicholas II, in his younger days and (Bach goes into minor key) He is the very spit of Sexy Eyes

Nicole: but?
Sexy eyes: yes, I am the king of Russia. I also have to hide myself away from the world

Another money shot deep look. they kiss

Nicole: but can we
SE: No never.......

Final scene

They leave the museum, Nicole steps into a hot air balloon. the squirrel is there aswell (with muff). As the ballon rises their clasping hands slip apart.......

Camera pans up to shot of balloon with Chanel No5 logo on.

arf at story arc

My sides are hurting at you lot

You could do a lovely cross cut in the edit, tumbling muff... cut to... tumbling curl

DB luge

a pimped sledge.

Maybe her luge partner was the second most famous woman in the world (Sandra Bullock) and has deep pathological issues?

Then dissolve to the No 5 lego

HF, that is just bloody inspired, and very moving.

LEGO who is doing lego???

Oh fuckit it's a fucking LOGO

Gawd I hate having boys sometimes

Why did God not give me girls all pink and sodding fluffy

I am drowning in lego

[cross]

Rant over

No but, hang on a moment, chanel No5 Lego is genius too... the crossed c's, that unmistakeable whiff... ok, forget that.

Back to tumbling muffs...

Okay any more suggestions before we start whittling down the screenplay

Well...don't dismiss it yet baldy

in the final scene (where she is the scrubber in Paris) +/- nanny au pair, hetr charge could absent mindedly be constructing the no 5 logo in lego

she remembers

small tear trickles thro sooty face

Oh yessss! I knew we could get chanel no 5 lego in somehow! Genius!

(just to let you know my internet connection is playing up so if I disappear don't fret)

So is she a sooty scrubber first
then sees lego
then is inspired to become an olympic luger
then has tragic accident

OR
luger
accident
nanny
lego

??

Where is the Tsar in all this?
and the muff?

I think she's the Australian entry for the luge at the winter Olympics (think Cool Runnings, but with less weed!) when it all goes pear shaped (accident or heroic failure, you choose) and she ends up penniless and scrubbing floors in a Parisien Palais, living in a garret with water dripping down the walls, sharing a bed with a grimy faced urchin she found wandering the streets. It's Christmas, they're hungry and alone, walking streets strewn with sparkling Christmas lights. They pause at a magical toy store with a huge lego display in the window. At the centre of the display is the intertwined double Cs logo.

Later on in the damp garret, Nicole pulls her Chanel No5 necklace from under the matress, turns it over and over in her chicken feet hands and dreams (I'm a dreamer, I love to dream)...

HF that is beautiful

Cut to tumbling muff/tumbling curl. Muff lands at her feet as she's scrubbing floors in the Palais. She looks up to the towering manliness of Sexy Eyes. He leans down and pulls her to him....

She gasps, drive. He's a little confused as they're standing in a Palais in the 13th arondisement, however he pretends he hasn't heard as she's obviously distressed. He sweeps her up in to his manly arms and carries her away down the mirrored magnificence of the Palais Galleries.....

HF you are very good.

Would it be good to have it as a luge murder attempt dressed up as an accident. This is something we could look into in future years, maybe an evil sister, or a jelous nun from the past.

oh HF you are genius.
I bow at your greatness!

But where's the squirrel??

I'm sorry but I have tears streaming down my face and DH thinks I have finally cracked.

You lot are mad!

Cut to his magnificent apartment in Paris decorated fetchingly in the Louis XIV style (he's Russian royalty remember) she's luxuriating on his fur lined bed. There's a knock at the door, it's the Australian Olympic committee chairman. "You must go back" he commands her.

She sighs, "I'll never go back".....

feel free to jump in at any time

baldy we can loose the squirrel, the squirrel is so 2007.

For 2008 we have LEGO

cooer, nicole luxuriating with her furry muff. I think this is the post water shed version.