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AnnoyedAsAllHeck · 10/11/2025 23:17

Goditsmemargaret · 10/11/2025 21:54

I'm so annoyed that these are for men. As if they need any help getting themselves off. Is there a woman's alternative?

Explore the site. They have plenty of goodies for the lady bits. Bumpy, lumpy and smooth, it's all available.

Okay, I admit, I dreamed about these "eggs" last night. There was this contest, see, and then...😳

Pleasegetmeacoffeesotired · 11/11/2025 06:13

Goditsmemargaret · 10/11/2025 21:54

I'm so annoyed that these are for men. As if they need any help getting themselves off. Is there a woman's alternative?

I don't know. I think sex toys for women are much more socially acceptable.

Geneticsbunny · 11/11/2025 08:40

Come on guys we need more egg puns.

TheZenOne22 · 11/11/2025 09:46

Thanks to reading some of this thread yesterday I had a dream that I was hanging some of these eggs on a relatives Christmas tree. They were so proud of how it made the tree look. Haha

PressedOnion · 11/11/2025 09:48

The perfect gift for the incel in your life, aren’t they?

I could see a problem if a man makes a habit of using these and starts to associate eggs with sexy times. Imagine getting chucked out of Sainsbury’s for walking down the Easter egg aisle with a boner 😱

GAJLY · 11/11/2025 10:53

winewolfhowls · 09/11/2025 19:53

It says one use so maybe it's one a day. Like an apple a day?! 😁

I don't quite understand what this product is?
It's a man thing? you push your willy into the egg?

£99 is very expensive.

So many questions!

The exact same questions entered my mind too! 😆

VictorBaucherOrSomething · 11/11/2025 16:41

FlyingUnicornWings · 10/11/2025 16:03

A blow up giant hand to give himself a pat on the back for an excellent 24 days of wanking…

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Howling at this

Itdoesntendwellatall · 11/11/2025 17:04

The half dozen pack would make a great calorie-free Easter egg for any diet-conscious men in your life.

Bonus points for the added exercise their arm gets!

Sherzingaaaaa · 11/11/2025 22:10

God, men are repulsive

PressedOnion · 11/11/2025 22:42

Remember the old tune ‘Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat…’

My dsis has read this thread and offered ‘Christmas is coming, the egg is getting fapped’ 🤣

winewolfhowls · 11/11/2025 23:02

PressedOnion · 11/11/2025 22:42

Remember the old tune ‘Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat…’

My dsis has read this thread and offered ‘Christmas is coming, the egg is getting fapped’ 🤣

Hahahaha, very funny indeed

Sherzingaaaaa · 11/11/2025 23:52

Hilarious…

Isittooearlyforchristmasmusic · 12/11/2025 00:04

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and the wee donkey

Catullus5 · 12/11/2025 04:15

Sherzingaaaaa · 11/11/2025 22:10

God, men are repulsive

At least it's not choking the chicken.

nomas · 12/11/2025 05:30

Buyer beware, there is only 1 review, although it is positive:

24+1 Tenga products with 99euros. Great deal, will be busy December for my hands :)

Fluffyblackcat7 · 12/11/2025 10:33

Geneticsbunny · 09/11/2025 22:33

Surely it is just a very expensive way of letting someone know that they are a massive wanker?

🤣🤣🤣

GameOfJones · 12/11/2025 11:19

TheArtfulScreamer1 · 10/11/2025 14:53

Surely you mean eggucational!

Think I'll stick with my Kevin the carrot advent ;-)

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Where are you sticking poor Kevin?! 😱

ItsFineReally · 12/11/2025 12:39

Geneticsbunny · 11/11/2025 08:40

Come on guys we need more egg puns.

Surely we've had un ouef...

Callipygion · 12/11/2025 13:30

Flannelfeet · 10/11/2025 21:28

Did you shove them up your arse?

Serious question.

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No, surely not! How would you get it out? 😳

FurForksSake · 12/11/2025 13:36

Flared base only for the arse!

Flannelfeet · 12/11/2025 14:21

Callipygion · 12/11/2025 13:30

No, surely not! How would you get it out? 😳

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A big massive fart? 🤣🤣🤣

stargirl27 · 12/11/2025 16:47

mamakoukla · 09/11/2025 14:56

I perhaps shouldn’t have clicked on the link

Same, I'm at work 😬

CakeFace1234 · 12/11/2025 19:06

Haven't RTFT, was I the only one who thought it said Jenga? When a PP said imagine them hanging on the tree, I thought there would be little wooden batons.

Sadworld23 · 16/11/2025 08:57

Hrft BC laughing kills my pelvic floor so literally pml 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dare not watch the video 📸

Washingupdone · 16/11/2025 13:25

Christwosheds · 10/11/2025 20:56

Blimey, same. I still have no idea what they are ! Saw the word ‘masturbators’ and hastily closed the link.

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Don’r forget to clear your ‘history’ of looked up articles.

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