Can’t stop laughing at this

[IndiaAutumn]

Advent calendar

Especially the picture of them hanging them on the tree 😭

You know this is going to end up in classics right?

Um, thanks?

😳

I know it's late but I don't understand what any of this is..!?

I daren't click on any vids

So is this what people mean by a "posh wank"?

It’s a special silicone egg shaped receptacle for a man to make love to. And then bin his special emission after he’s popped it back into the decorative egg.

Eggs for.. Willie's ? Hmm confused of s.e London.
But.. the website is a whole new world !

The egg just contains the sext fidget toy for the fill your own advent moments.

Watch the video on the link, it made me snort-laugh. So much enthusiasm!

Whatever next!

I'm confused. What goes in where? It's a egg, and not a very big one...

I know I could look at the video link but I'm also scared of being sex egg stalked on Facebook if I do.

That video is like a children's toy advert. Unreal.

If you scroll down it has an image or animation I can't remember which, showing 'usage' with some of the egg things on some poley things.

I'm an open minded person and have a healthy toy box, but who the fuck needs 24 dick eggs?

Surely it is just a very expensive way of letting someone know that they are a massive wanker?

…and then hang it up on the Christmas tree.

I honestly don’t understand why you can’t wash and reuse it. Surely it could take a ride in the dishwasher with the loo brush and toilet seat?

it’s a very stretchy silicone cup that a man puts his penis inside and then uses to stimulate himself. Apparently it comes with lube and there are different varieties of stimulant internals.

Crikey , I thought they were Easter decorations marketed at the wrong time of year. After watching that totally unsexy info video I now know better.

What the helly! ‘Why have you got Easter eggs on your tree’
‘No that’s just my special wank egg’

Fap-ergé Eggs 😆

This thread proves we need the 🤣 emoji back!

When did tissues or socks become obselete?

Won't it ... drip?

Took me ages to work what it is. Still getting there.

At first I thought it was Kinder eggs for grown ups. Kind of is tbf.

My poor little gay brain was so confused! Thought it was going to be posh chocolate. Instead I guess I've learned what a posh wank is. I'm very confused about the tree an festive theme or why they're quite so expensive

I'd rather have a bit of chocolate and a mini hot wheels than a wank egg to hang on the tree, to be honest

Good lord. I’ve got a bit of menopausal insomnia so I usually have a little scroll through MN to put me back to sleep. My mind is now full of questions 😂…and due to me having DH next to me, I’m unable to watch the instructional video to enlighten me (which is possibly a blessing tbf) I thought marmite or cheese advent calendars were a bit ‘out there’ but it transpires that the countdown to Jesus’ birthday can be marked with even more niche products for the man in your life 😳