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fatphalange · 10/11/2025 11:36

The perfect passive aggressive gift for the tossers in your life.

Tillow4ever · 10/11/2025 11:48

I am both glad and not glad that I clicked the link and watched that video. It gave me a much needed laugh…. But hate to think what my personalised ads are going to look like now 😂😂😂

ZenNudist · 10/11/2025 11:53

You live and learn. A few observations. They probably are reusable but that's a bit grim so they leave it up to the cost conscious to wash their own wank socks.

Not very environmentally friendly if not reused.

Who wants a cube scratchy wank? Ugh.

I reckon they advertise as up to 18 inches to cater to male vanity. No one can say they are too big for them!

AllTheWatersTurnedToClouds · 10/11/2025 12:03

Well. The things you learn on MN 😮

ChikinLikin · 10/11/2025 12:13

Bloody hell is this what we've come to in the last 2025 years?
24 jizz filled silicone eggs in landfill for every calendar sold.
I honestly think the end of the world is nigh.

WessexPrincess · 10/11/2025 12:21

Neolara · 09/11/2025 22:18

I'm confused. What goes in where? It's a egg, and not a very big one...

I know I could look at the video link but I'm also scared of being sex egg stalked on Facebook if I do.

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Sex egg stalked, nearly choked on my tea reading that 🤣🤣🤣

AllTheChaos · 10/11/2025 13:04

Oh dear Lord! I clicked on the link thinking it was fancy chocolates!!

user1473878824 · 10/11/2025 14:36

AgingLikeGazpacho · 09/11/2025 23:09

Fap-ergé Eggs 😆

Howling

Failedcrunchymum · 10/11/2025 14:38

Janie143 · 09/11/2025 20:45

https://tenga.co.uk/products/egg-vp006 Ooo there's a video on this page. I am enlightened 😂

My cat watched it with me and when it finished we both looked at each other in silence with the same WTF expression.

TheArtfulScreamer1 · 10/11/2025 14:53

PrizedPickledPopcorn · 09/11/2025 20:40

How very educational.

Surely you mean eggucational!

Think I'll stick with my Kevin the carrot advent ;-)

LadySuzanne · 10/11/2025 15:25

Failedcrunchymum · 10/11/2025 14:38

My cat watched it with me and when it finished we both looked at each other in silence with the same WTF expression.

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It sounds like that really irritating Air Tasker ad.

I have a boiled egg every morning for breakfast. I think tomorrow I'll be poaching it.

FlyingUnicornWings · 10/11/2025 16:03

Geneticsbunny · 10/11/2025 11:20

Maybe it is a referral to a porn addiction rehab program.

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A blow up giant hand to give himself a pat on the back for an excellent 24 days of wanking…

eqpi4t2hbsnktd · 10/11/2025 16:23

Jesus... who's having a wank on Christmas day FFS? There's spuds to be peeled and eggnog to be made...

Otterdrunk · 10/11/2025 16:53

….Two turtle doves, three French hens & a silicone wank filled tree 😂

That‘’s my secret Santa sorted lol

Pleasegetmeacoffeesotired · 10/11/2025 17:18

My dh and I bought one of these in a German sex shop. Just a singular egg, not a selection box. It worked as described.

gotmyknickersinatwist · 10/11/2025 18:18

Inextremis · 09/11/2025 21:05

The enthusiasm of the narrator in the video linked above is...admirable? DH is wondering why I'm giggling at the laptop :)

It's a bit South Park on psychedelics-esque

lifeonmars100 · 10/11/2025 18:35

I will never look at my laundry egg in the same way now

HappyGilmorex · 10/11/2025 19:39

Why is this so ominous 😂

Can’t stop laughing at this
Christwosheds · 10/11/2025 20:56

mamakoukla · 09/11/2025 14:56

I perhaps shouldn’t have clicked on the link

Blimey, same. I still have no idea what they are ! Saw the word ‘masturbators’ and hastily closed the link.

Christwosheds · 10/11/2025 20:59

winewolfhowls · 09/11/2025 20:00

Ahhh I think you've hit on the winning descriptor.

Why are they hanging on the tree in the advert? Why do you need a special advent wank?

It's all cringe.

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Howling with laughter at ‘special Advent wank’.

Gingernaut · 10/11/2025 21:06

I've watched a video and all I can say is Tenga appear to have found the new Barry Scott

I think I understand, but can't work out all the 'varieties'

Do these disposable silicone wank socks do something in addition to the wank thing?

Are they battery powered?

hugti · 10/11/2025 21:18

Huh??? I thought they was vibrating eggs 🤣🤣

Can’t stop laughing at this
Flannelfeet · 10/11/2025 21:28

GreenCrow · 09/11/2025 17:46

Wow, I'm a guy and I only clicked this thread because it came up in the popular side bar... but now I totally want one of these, used to have a few eggs and they were a great fun for time by myself 😅

I do share the sentiment of how can they have 25 different options though!

Definitely wouldn't be hanging anything on the tree and risking having to explain it mind 😂

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Did you shove them up your arse?

Serious question.

Janie143 · 10/11/2025 21:39

LadySuzanne · 10/11/2025 15:25

It sounds like that really irritating Air Tasker ad.

I have a boiled egg every morning for breakfast. I think tomorrow I'll be poaching it.

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I was trying to work out what that video ad reminded me of. Air Tasker nailed it. Thanks 😆

Goditsmemargaret · 10/11/2025 21:54

I'm so annoyed that these are for men. As if they need any help getting themselves off. Is there a woman's alternative?