Can’t stop laughing at this

[IndiaAutumn]

Advent calendar

Especially the picture of them hanging them on the tree 😭

Are they used for men and women at the same time or just a male, on his own, thing?

If they are for men it would, at least, keep them out of your hair while you were getting things done.

Still not totally sure I "got it" because, if so, they stretch way more than needed unless there are lots of 18" men out there. 😇😳

Then why is a man giving one of these calendars to a woman?

Okay, after thinking about it, it could be a gift for a woman. "Honey, I have a headache. But here, have an egg. My treat."

Christmas Day:

Me: "Honey, the kids are up and anxious to open their presents! Just waiting for you!!"
DH: "I'll be done down soon! I had to open the 25th bonus day on my advent calendar! Wheeze"
Me: ( hours later) "Dear! It's time to come down, get down here! Your parents are here. MY parents are here. The kids opened all their gifts and it's 4 p.m.!"
DH: I'll come down be down soon. Hey, did you know these can be used more than once?! Wow...my knees are a bit weak. I might need a nap"

If Santa ever gets this for his advent calendar, Christmas will be a bit delayed. 😇Ho-Ho-Ho!

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Just be careful Grandma doesn't mix them up with her After Eights.

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I'm dead. I laughed so hard I nearly choked.

Im struggling to work out how they can all be different? Does one play jingle bells? Another light up?

Each one has a different inner offering a different stimulation.

I always thought cream eggs were for Easter 😂

The chicks will cream for wank egggggggs

Yeah, thanks for sharing this with a load of women.

Aaaah, thank you

They look awful small.

They grow when you pull on them.

Thats what she said. 😂

Grow(eggs) not show(eggs).

😂🤗😎

This whole thread has had me doubled over all night. Almost choked on my water with a few of the comments.

Don't worry, it's only 24 (advent innit).

I wish you’d said it was “adult” rather than just funny. I had a look and will be besieged by this sort of stuff unless I clear my cache etc which is a faff.

No, no there is a mysterious box for the 25th day! What could it be? Ointment for the sores produced over the past 24 days? A biscuit to play a special game with? A blowup doll to give you a much needed hug? Some special cream to help you last longer?

Maybe it is a referral to a porn addiction rehab program.