Stocking fillers for a dp who doesn't like amusing tat and will tut at non-ethical things

[FrannyandZooey]

it is food, really, isn't it? I can't think of bugger all else

packet of alka seltzer

he'll need it after his luxury feast

gaviscon

whatever it is

Big bag of seeds for birds and a bird table.

oh god he stockpiles indigestion remedies

thanks all I think I have almost cracked it now, once I have bought a hundredweight of mixed nuts