Stocking fillers for a dp who doesn't like amusing tat and will tut at non-ethical things

[FrannyandZooey]

it is food, really, isn't it? I can't think of bugger all else

voucher for your local cinema?

vouchers made by yourself for eg breakfast in bed/a night off the washing up or other domestic chore/whatever else springs to mind?

anything "consumable" that won't clutter up the house long term, eg printer paper (recycled of course), toothpaste, soap?

a tiny toblerone( ditto nestle but hey ho he is internet thiefster he cant hav it both ways )

NEW nail cippers fgs you always lose htose

some nail varnish so he can paint your toes when you are a big ol heifer

a bike repair gadgety hting

a luminous stripe for him

a new bike light

does he wear a tie at work?
a tie holdery hting for your wardrobe

cod you are pretty on the mark

he doesn't wear ties though

he just bought himself new tools and new lights and he is fully striped up and visible

he is strangely obsessed with vaseline, is it a running thing? I am not buying any more anyway

he is actually very easy going and light hearted but I must admit this thread makes the poor bugger sound like a po faced old cunt

Jammypudding, cinema is a good idea but I will leave the night off the washing up voucher, as I fall over every night at 6.30 and refuse on any account to get up again ever

I wouldn't provide a stocking for someone liek that, fran. sTOCKINGs a re all about clourful and amusing round here

lol @ po facved old cunt

I am probably making him sound worse than he is. I think tbh he just wants luxury food items so you see he is not quite the puritan I am painting him. However he is a bit of a biffer so I was trying to introduce a bit of variety other than posh crisps and sweets

could you not slip in a rubber chicken? everyone laughs at a rubber chicken

by the way franny i meant to put a big on the end of my buzzkill post...

I think he would frown

I can see him doing it now

oh yes yes yes aitch it is easily done

Check out Harper's Bazaar.
Loads of crap admittedly but very cheap and some of it very funny and quite brilliant.

Er..I think I mean Hawkins Bazaar

I ring and get a catalogue.Easier to leaf through.

oh yes they are great moondog, I have got things from there in the past. Got a diablo for ds this year after his complete obsession with them at a festival in the summer.

keh, rubber chicken not going down well.

someone mentioned cds?

yes, I saw rubber chickens in hawkins

what about those hellish little wooden puzzles?

like, put these straight-edged chapes together to make a circle. That'll really get him frowning

really? few takers for a rubber chicken?

they always make me smile

puzzle would be sighed at

he is internet music robber

could get him a stripy shirt and swag bag I suppose

I find the arse/face towel (helpfully labelled so as to avoid unpleasant surprises) utterly hilarious.

But then, I am extremely childish.

fick's sake

it is interesting what people find funny [po faced cunt emoticon]