Maryz! Maryz!! AM I BEING UNREASONABLE?

[Mintyy]

Guess wot Mary?

I have bought a CHRISTMAS present! Ho yes. And some decorations, from Paperchase.

Oh Mary, I've let you down, I've let the Get A Grip About Christmas people down, I've let the aibu police down, the There Is A Christmas Topic people down, and most of all I've let myself down .

Don't worry, normal service will be resumed today.

Just leave this here

Very true maryz. We've had a very mild October and November so I'm expecting freezing rain and blizzards in December.

::wanders off whistling White Christmas::

Maryz Come and join me here, where Father Christmas doesn't visit until December 31, and I spend new year's eve frantically rushing out shopping!

I haven't done any Christmas shopping.

Am I your favourite?? Am I?? Am I??

Mary, I have to ask. Every time I see your name, I wonder whether it is pronounced 'Mary Zed' or 'Mareeez'.

Put me out of my misery, please.

Am part of the Christmas Tree Up in November Brigade UNASHAMED

Am happily reading the M&S Christmas food catalogue AND making the list up.

Buying wrapping paper today

Kaboom

Yes, yes Anchoress

Roffle at "let Father Christmas down".

Gawd love ya Mary x

No worries about me wrapping them yet maryz that happens one evening when DS in bed after school breaks up for Christmas.

Mintyy, does this not constitute you being a Goady Fucker directly to Mary, HMMMMMMM??

G'wan Mary, report her for goady fuckering. Or fuckering goadying or something. Dare ya!

(I have to do most of my Christmas shopping in November because DS1's birthday is early December and I have to divvy up the pressies between birthday and Christmas, and cos we're half the world away, divvy them up between family and friends as well - it's a nightmare!)

OMG! How could you not know?!?!

It's MaryZED!!!!!!!

I will only believe it from the horse's mouth!

Stubborn, moi?

I have let myself down!!!! I childmind and while feeding the baby today I sang "Little Donkey" for her!!! On the 07th NOVEMBER!!!!! I am a LOSER!!

I think it should be Maryzee

Maryzita, maryzeta [hums]

its 'mare-easy' with the emphasis on the middle syllable to make it sound like she is easy....

hth

Adds December 15th to Google calendar.

Hopes every B&Q in South Wales won't have run out of acceptable fairy lights and/or replacement bulbs by then again .

My mobile ringtone is The Pogues "FairyTale of New York"

I have Shane MacGowan all the year round

Just a shame no bugger phones me

Wait! I said it was MaryZed! Harumph.