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Maryz! Maryz!! AM I BEING UNREASONABLE?

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Mintyy · 06/11/2013 23:17

Guess wot Mary? Grin

I have bought a CHRISTMAS present! Ho yes. And some decorations, from Paperchase.

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Mintyy · 07/11/2013 12:43

Oh Mary, I've let you down, I've let the Get A Grip About Christmas people down, I've let the aibu police down, the There Is A Christmas Topic people down, and most of all I've let myself down Blush Blush.

Don't worry, normal service will be resumed today.

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Maryz · 07/11/2013 12:52

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Tee2072 · 07/11/2013 13:24

Very true maryz. We've had a very mild October and November so I'm expecting freezing rain and blizzards in December.

::wanders off whistling White Christmas::

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alexpolistigers · 07/11/2013 13:41

Maryz Come and join me here, where Father Christmas doesn't visit until December 31, and I spend new year's eve frantically rushing out shopping!

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/11/2013 13:43

I haven't done any Christmas shopping.

Am I your favourite?? Am I?? Am I??

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Anchoress · 07/11/2013 13:47

Mary, I have to ask. Every time I see your name, I wonder whether it is pronounced 'Mary Zed' or 'Mareeez'.

Put me out of my misery, please.

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caramelwaffle · 07/11/2013 13:48

Am part of the Christmas Tree Up in November Brigade //UNASHAMED

Am happily reading the M&S Christmas food catalogue AND making the list up.

Buying wrapping paper today

Kaboom

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caramelwaffle · 07/11/2013 13:50

Yes, yes Anchoress

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Mintyy · 07/11/2013 13:56

Roffle at "let Father Christmas down".

Gawd love ya Mary x

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youarewinning · 07/11/2013 13:57

No worries about me wrapping them yet maryz that happens one evening when DS in bed after school breaks up for Christmas.

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Thumbwitch · 07/11/2013 14:02

Mintyy, does this not constitute you being a Goady Fucker directly to Mary, HMMMMMMM??
Grin

G'wan Mary, report her for goady fuckering. Or fuckering goadying or something. Dare ya!

(I have to do most of my Christmas shopping in November because DS1's birthday is early December and I have to divvy up the pressies between birthday and Christmas, and cos we're half the world away, divvy them up between family and friends as well - it's a nightmare!)

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Tee2072 · 07/11/2013 14:39

OMG! How could you not know?!?!

It's MaryZED!!!!!!!

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Anchoress · 07/11/2013 14:44

I will only believe it from the horse's mouth!

Stubborn, moi?

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BallyGoBackwards · 07/11/2013 14:44

I have let myself down!!!! I childmind and while feeding the baby today I sang "Little Donkey" for her!!! On the 07th NOVEMBER!!!!! I am a LOSER!!

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alexpolistigers · 07/11/2013 14:44

I think it should be Maryzee Wink

Maryzita, maryzeta [hums]

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IceBeing · 07/11/2013 14:54

its 'mare-easy' with the emphasis on the middle syllable to make it sound like she is easy....

hth

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LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 07/11/2013 15:28

Adds December 15th to Google calendar.

Hopes every B&Q in South Wales won't have run out of acceptable fairy lights and/or replacement bulbs by then again .

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 07/11/2013 20:02

My mobile ringtone is The Pogues "FairyTale of New York"

I have Shane MacGowan all the year round Grin

Just a shame no bugger phones me Sad

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Tee2072 · 07/11/2013 20:03

Wait! I said it was MaryZed! Harumph.

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