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Am I a wanker...

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 18:47

... to buy poundland tinsel and trimmings?

I've just ordered the first 24 (of maybe 100 I have planned) baubles and have got quite nicey ones.

Theme wise I'm going traditional coca cola advert red white and gold...

So ramblings aside, would I be a wanker to get as much tinsel (and possibly shiny glittery beads on a string) from poundland??

Should I invest more to make it perfect for DD?

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 19:26

Ta ta Banker merry Christmas Smile

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 19:27

Miss exactly! True Christmas spirit

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BOF · 24/09/2013 19:27
Wine
DameFanny · 24/09/2013 19:31

What atrocious cunts you all are Grin

Iamhappyanddelighted · 24/09/2013 19:32

Everyone with cheap tinsel is a cunt :)
I get mine only from harrods
I am on worldpeaces side cos really how can you not be on the side of world peace?

TessTackle · 24/09/2013 19:32

My heart warmed slightly at that DameFanny Atrocious cunts are the best kind Grin

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TessTackle · 24/09/2013 19:33

Happy I am a cunt then, and proud of it Grin
Harrods can kiss my arse!

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Iamhappyanddelighted · 24/09/2013 19:34

Poundland can kiss my cunt Grin

TessTackle · 24/09/2013 19:35

I just spat cookie all over the laptop. I was so worried that no one on MN would use cunt in every day sentences like me..

I feel like I'm home.

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Iamhappyanddelighted · 24/09/2013 19:38

I've had an extraordinarily long day and am thoroughly enjoying using the word cunt on an Internet christmas thread about tinsel, it is surprisingly cathartic!

TessTackle · 24/09/2013 19:40

I use cunt far too freely. I didn't for a second think anyone would be offended or flabbergasted that I started with wanker in the Christmas thread.. I'm a bad testacle TessTackle

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KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 24/09/2013 19:41

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BankerMommy2010 · 24/09/2013 19:41

God help your kids if thats how you talk "freely"

BOF · 24/09/2013 19:43

Won't somebody think of the children?

KeemaNaanAndCurryOn · 24/09/2013 19:44

My children love a nice bit of tinsel from cunting Wilkinsons.

Iamhappyanddelighted · 24/09/2013 19:44

I suspect god may have more pressing issues to contend with

HoneyDragon · 24/09/2013 19:45

Dont get the wooden decorations you chuck glitter on they are bastards and the glitter sticks to EVERYTHING except the fucking wooden decoration.

picnicbasketcase · 24/09/2013 19:46

Tinsel is tinsel is tinsel.

Is tinsel.

Buy it whereeeever it's cheap enough, that's my motto. The bastard stuff will be up the Hoover by January anyway.

BankerMommy2010 · 24/09/2013 19:46

Keemanaan...no need to tell me to get off this thread. .. Think ill get off this site. This is the first "chatroom" ive ever been on and seeing someone retaliating in such a way did make me wonder if if was some kid out to wind up a few bored moms... I realised after my post she was obviously genuine. Dont think im cut out for this online world and will stick to real life dramas...

HoneyDragon · 24/09/2013 19:46

Does Bankers comment cunt as "I feel sorry for your children? Becaus did so

BINGO!

WorldPeaceAndFreeProsecco · 24/09/2013 19:46

My baby broke his wrist today.

I blame my fucking swearing.

And his cunting ball pit.

tanya1312 · 24/09/2013 19:46

This is getting pathetic , the Christmas threads up till now have been great.

BankerMommy2010 · 24/09/2013 19:46

Keemanaan...no need to tell me to get off this thread. .. Think ill get off this site. This is the first "chatroom" ive ever been on and seeing someone retaliating in such a way did make me wonder if if was some kid out to wind up a few bored moms... I realised after my post she was obviously genuine. Dont think im cut out for this online world and will stick to real life dramas...

HoneyDragon · 24/09/2013 19:46

Excellent typo for count there?

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