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Its blowing a Hooley out there, I want to stay in the STAFF ROOM

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shoshe · 15/01/2008 07:17

and not do the school run, [sob],

It would be so much nicer to all stay here and eat cakes.

DH was packing for his sojourn to SA last night and I WANNA GO!!!!!!!!

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dmo · 15/01/2008 18:54

HELP!!!!!! having the hairs on the willy talk with ds2 aged 10 as he did bout it at school today

dmo · 15/01/2008 19:00

gald you have thought of a present mo still cant find you on facebook have looked on LT's friends (she has loads) prob mo isnt your real name!
have a look for me instead (Donna)

ds gone for a shower now i'm saved

MaureenMLove · 15/01/2008 19:22

PMSL! Hairs on willys! Glad I haven't got a boy, at least I know what's happening to DD! I will look for you on Facebook now and send you a nudge. My initials are CC and I don't have a pictue, haven't got a decent camera yet, my birthday is this Sunday!

MaureenMLove · 15/01/2008 19:28

Poked you! Get you on your boat! My name was quite obvious in her friends list, it says name is AKA Mo!

shoshe · 15/01/2008 19:34

PMSL at you two

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Pinkranger · 15/01/2008 19:37

Hi Ladies, Can i join this thread please, have been lurking for ages but not actually posted. I have been childminding for just under 1 year but only on a perm basis since Oct, i have a 5 Y DS and DS2 who is 5 months and then a 20 months old little boy 3 days a week. It can be really hard as i dont know any childminders ( have tried the local network group but a they all know each other so well and im not the most forward person in RL) - it would be nice to chat to people

shoshe · 15/01/2008 19:42

Come in a join us PR,

just watch that Mo, she goes into senile demetia on Sunday, and drinks wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much, then starts dancing.

And that Looney will get you in trouble with Ofsted and send you potty.

The rest of the RiffRaff are sort of OK, but...........

I of course am perfect

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KatyMac · 15/01/2008 19:42

We'll chat - we're good at that

Not sure if we'll make sense tho'

Welcome

shoshe · 15/01/2008 19:44

And that Katy will turn you green. Honest

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southernbelle77 · 15/01/2008 19:49

Hi PR, I'm sort of in the same sort of boat as you! I've only just starting posting here really too although was lurking a bit before too!
I've been minding just under a year too and have only just starting feeling like I'm sort of 'in there' with the childminding group! I still feel a bit weird when going as they all know each other so well but I'm starting to feel a bit better about it now that I'm starting to get to know them a bit better!

KatyMac · 15/01/2008 19:51

Why do I turn people green?

MaureenMLove · 15/01/2008 19:53

I AM going to get a complex on here one day you know? That's the second time, TODAY that someone new has been warned about me!

Ignore Mary Poppins, (although I reckon she's more like that Nanny who leaves right at the begining of the film! ) you are very welcome in the Staff Room and I love your name! I am visualising a vision of pinkness on horseback!

Can you do links? If so, new members need to provide cakes in the morning!

MaureenMLove · 15/01/2008 19:55

Katy you are a godess of all things eco!

shoshe · 15/01/2008 19:56

Not in a HULK sort of way Katy {grin] In a Eco way,

And Mrs Love, hmmmmmmmmm I will ignore that!

(My elder children liken me more to ................................................

Nanny McPhee but I have more warts.

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southernbelle77 · 15/01/2008 19:57

Am I still a new member or not now?!!
I'm trying to be good so don't want to even look at cakes lol!

nannynick · 15/01/2008 19:59

Welcome PinkRanger... just for your information, I'm not a lady ... I'm a male nanny.

Know what you mean about finding people to chat with in person... I'm quite a shy person in RL, and hate going to new groups where I don't know anyone. I'm also often the odd-one-out which does not make it any easier.

shoshe · 15/01/2008 19:59

No SB, your a old gal now

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MaureenMLove · 15/01/2008 20:00

Bring me wine then and I'll think about it!

Could be worse, they could think of you as Mrs Doubtfire!

shoshe · 15/01/2008 20:00

Nick it is our mission this year to find you a lady

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nannynick · 15/01/2008 20:00

You go ahead - put any singletons in my local area in touch

MaureenMLove · 15/01/2008 20:02

I'm a nightmare, I stroll into places and just take over! Everyone knows me by the end of the session! You wouldn't believe it, would you? I'm so quiet and retiring on here!

shoshe · 15/01/2008 20:02

Well Mo, I am about that shape

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KatyMac · 15/01/2008 20:03

Hmm that's Ok then - I'm glad I don't magic them or anything

Nick....are you a man? I never knew

southernbelle77 · 15/01/2008 20:03

LOL Shoshe! I feel like it today, I can tell you!!

shoshe · 15/01/2008 20:05

SB, everytime I see your name, i think of you swishing around in a long dress, picking cotton and talking in a drawl.

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