The "Scorpio is in labour, how long will everyone else have to wait" thread...

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

new thread.

WOOHOO!!

Come on Scorpio!!!!

to answer your question... I think she definitely said she was HBing

hurrah!

lulu is frightened as we were all trying to 'be' her last night and failing miserably

LOL i just started another one too !

of FFS, if she's having a home birth you think she would have the good grace to post, some people just aren't devoted enough to MN!!!

finally - so happy litle Millie is finally on her way!!!

perhaps they had to unplug the computer to plug in the tens machine.

i am in disguise.

kind of

ROFL Lulu - tis the worst disguise I have ever seen!

tis a very cunning disguise lulu

DH just said to me "Am I going to have to get the mobile number of someone on MN so I can tell them you have had the baby?

does anyone think i could pass as a teenager or at least not as old as i am??

are tens mashines not battery powered, mine was

which reminds me, must phone and book mine - someone remind me on monday please

thanks guys, you know how to make a girl feel special

yes kayzi - its that simple, yes - us before all else

ah fark, have to go and make tea, someone shout it something happens!!

last time I looked you were a chicken....

your profile is not public anymore though, so yes, definately a teenager

lulu - firstly, you have to make your profile public (or move it to your new name)

secondly - I have seen your pic before and I think you could pass for early twenties, but I think teenager is being a bit hopeful...

I'm sure dh could get onto MN on his mobile. I can.

doen now !

just that someone knocked on selling something, asked if i was the house owner, wondered if i coould get away with being au pair/ tea time gilr/ baby sitter...?>

errrr.....not it's not

I need a number to text for when I have my baby tomorrow

FFS Scorpio - get a move on !!

dondons... shall I cat you with my number?

She is homebirthing, she has been training her dh to catch Millie

I think I'll plonk myself over here quietly and feed Alex whilst we wait, you lot do the doulaing I've promised to help her if she decides to BF.

note to Millie:root for it girlie, ok?You hear me? Ask mummy for it and she will give you it!!

yes please Squonky