The "Scorpio is in labour, how long will everyone else have to wait" thread...

[SquonkTheBeerGuru]

new thread.

eat at with the laptop on your knee!

eat quickly

but don't give yourself indigestion

I think I will have too Lulu. I'm sure dh won't mind after all he keeps asking me.

kayzi, I'll shout really loud so you can hear me if anything happens

my lovely tea is sitting on top of dear bump as I ate it too quick to get back here

you've probably got a whole lot more room than me though

how exciting...waiting with baited breath...

pmsl - your poor friend Starlight, I only crave orange capri sun but its bad enough with all the sugar it has in it!

am due 30th july so actually on Aug antenatal thread - lovely bunch of girls

paranoidmummy has just texted peachy, she had a baby boy yesterday 8lb 4(? I've forgotten already!)
Don't know if she got her VBAC yet though.

oh lovely, she's on our scottish thread - will have to check if they know

My mum craved cigerettes when she was expecting my brother. She used to buy a pack and just sniff them(unlit) she would then give them to my uncle when they stopped smelling I bet he loved about 9 months of free fags.

I dont teach yet starlight, was going to teach English at secondary school but now DP's made me think I might be better in midwifery.

They are both jobs I'd love to do, both could change someones life, both have great passion for me............

Ooh! Come on Scorpio! Hope everything is going really well

Good luck and Congrats to all you other lovely ladies.

WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOO just logged in for the first time today and saw this and I'm going back out doh!

Come on Scorpio wishing you an easy (ish) one hope you've got that little girl in your arms now.

lovely news for paranoid mummy!

kitty are you having a RL thing?!?!? how on earth are you managing that

VS ignore my last post, we have paranoid1sttimer

well done, paranoid mummy

will have to wait for her to come back for more details, I suppose. Thanks for the update, VS

My phone is working ok. No texts from Scorpio yet.

I know dizzy it's a girls night around one of my friends whine and whinge except I'm diet coke and whinge gutted I will miss all the excitement. SK wonders if she can check her phone in the loo.

peachy, you're just down the road from me, i live near asda/tredegar house! And what a cute photo in your profile!

Bored now Scorpio, what's happening?

I think it's safe to say she's not making wind chimes.

(no, you're not going to be allowed to forget it!!! )

the nights you can't be arsed with sometimes turn out to be the best ones sweetkitty

dh and I have mario carts on wii to amuse us this evening

oh Game was sold out of Mario Carts today when we looked, will look tomorrow. I'm so rubbish at computer games I think DP just likes to play me for the laugh, I'm sure 3 yo DD3 has better hand/eye coordination than me.

just got all excited then.

phone going mad.

couldn't figure out what was going on... phone sitting next to me, completely silent.

Could hear phone ringing.

Eventually found dp's phone in his coat pocket. Twas his mate wondering if he's off to the pub.

tesco had it

we don't let dds use the wii, we'd never get them off it and dd2 is too much of a thug

will let you know if its any good

SQUONK how frustrating