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I will now make a huge idiot of myself...

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openerofjars · 26/05/2012 20:08

...but that last BH made my eyes water. And the previous two weren't very comfortable, either.

Um. I have a surveyor coming round to the house on Monday and I also booked in to get my roots done for Monday afternoon.

We are trying to get DS through bath time and bedtime at the mo'.

And DH wants to go and get a takeaway after DS is in bed.

The house is in a state as well.

Look, this isn't a veery convenient time.

Okay, if things are kicking off, which I hope they aren't and bet they aren't now I've started a thread about it, how can I slow it down/stop it for a couple of days?

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Pigglesticks · 01/06/2012 22:46

I forgot to add my guess psychic prediction to the list...

Gnocci 6.20 am 7lb 5 girl
starlight 12:15am 7lb 10 girl
aiming 02.10am 8lb 3 boy
random 11:55pm 7lb 11 girl
rational 4am 7lb14 boy
NicNoc 4.30 7lb 12 boy
youarekidding 12.01am 7lb 7 girl
maizie 3.30am 8lb 7 girl
maizie's DH 9pm sat 9lb 3, boy
life 3.58am 7lb 4 girl
LST 7.32am 7lbs 11 boy
Bella 12.41am 7lbs 9.5 oz
Impatient 1.40am weight tbd girl
Mark 2.11am 7lb12 girl
Piggle 12.01am 7lb girl

SuzySheepSmellsNice · 01/06/2012 22:50

Gnocci 6.20 am 7lb 5 girl
starlight 12:15am 7lb 10 girl
aiming 02.10am 8lb 3 boy
random 11:55pm 7lb 11 girl
rational 4am 7lb14 boy
NicNoc 4.30 7lb 12 boy
youarekidding 12.01am 7lb 7 girl
maizie 3.30am 8lb 7 girl
maizie's DH 9pm sat 9lb 3, boy
life 3.58am 7lb 4 girl
LST 7.32am 7lbs 11 boy
Bella 12.41am 7lbs 9.5 oz
Impatient 1.40am weight tbd girl
Mark 2.11am 7lb12 girl
Piggle 12.01am 7lb girl
Suzy 23:35 boy 9lb2

EdgarAllenPimms · 01/06/2012 22:53

i notice everyone is being nice and guessing sub 9lbs...
it would be nice if if it were tonight too... but i'm guessing tomorrow morning..

Edgar 6.50am 8lbs 2oz boy
Gnocci 6.20 am 7lb 5 girl
starlight 12:15am 7lb 10 girl
aiming 02.10am 8lb 3 boy
random 11:55pm 7lb 11 girl
rational 4am 7lb14 boy
NicNoc 4.30 7lb 12 boy
youarekidding 12.01am 7lb 7 girl
maizie 3.30am 8lb 7 girl
maizie's DH 9pm sat 9lb 3, boy
life 3.58am 7lb 4 girl
LST 7.32am 7lbs 11 boy
Bella 12.41am 7lbs 9.5 oz
Impatient 1.40am weight tbd girl
Mark 2.11am 7lb12 girl
Piggle 12.01am 7lb girl

EdgarAllenPimms · 01/06/2012 22:54

Gnocci 6.20 am 7lb 5 girl
starlight 12:15am 7lb 10 girl
aiming 02.10am 8lb 3 boy
random 11:55pm 7lb 11 girl
rational 4am 7lb14 boy
NicNoc 4.30 7lb 12 boy
youarekidding 12.01am 7lb 7 girl
maizie 3.30am 8lb 7 girl
maizie's DH 9pm sat 9lb 3, boy
life 3.58am 7lb 4 girl
LST 7.32am 7lbs 11 boy
Bella 12.41am 7lbs 9.5 oz
Impatient 1.40am weight tbd girl
Mark 2.11am 7lb12 girl
Piggle 12.01am 7lb girl
Suzy 23:35 boy 9lb2
Edgar 6.50am 8lbs 2oz boy

sorry x-post

Rachog · 01/06/2012 22:56

Good luck jars!

I guess girl 7lb 2 at 3.16 am

HelloBear · 01/06/2012 22:56

Oooo, I love this thread! jars you are a star poster!

Now my prediction....

2.50am, girl, 7oz1lb

Goo luck, enjoy (ha ha) your home birth!

Can some one add me as on phone in bed:)

SuzySheepSmellsNice · 01/06/2012 23:00

Edgar :)

Any news Mr Jars?

openerofjars · 01/06/2012 23:08

DH here.

3 in 10 at the moment and The Wife is bearing up beautifully.

My bet is 12:40am, 7lb 11, girl. I have no insider info btw.

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EdgarAllenPimms · 01/06/2012 23:12

3 in 10..moving along (i would say 'nicely' but i've never had a 'nice' contraction)

pom pom

SuzySheepSmellsNice · 01/06/2012 23:16

Woo! :).

;)

PenguinSalute · 01/06/2012 23:16

ooooh delurking to place my bet, but can't c&p as on phone- could someone please add me? I guess 3.31am 7lb 13oz girl.

Good luck and lots of pushing vibes to you OP!!

MmeLindor. · 01/06/2012 23:16

Ooooh. Did I throw the visitors out make it back in time?

Wine
Jacksmania · 01/06/2012 23:17

Gooooooo Jars!!!

I say boy, 7 lbs 10 oz, 12:15 am.

GnocchiNineDoors · 01/06/2012 23:18

Gnocci 6.20 am 7lb 5 girl
starlight 12:15am 7lb 10 girl
aiming 02.10am 8lb 3 boy
random 11:55pm 7lb 11 girl
rational 4am 7lb14 boy
NicNoc 4.30 7lb 12 boy
youarekidding 12.01am 7lb 7 girl
maizie 3.30am 8lb 7 girl
maizie's DH 9pm sat 9lb 3, boy
life 3.58am 7lb 4 girl
LST 7.32am 7lbs 11 boy
Bella 12.41am 7lbs 9.5 oz
Impatient 1.40am weight tbd girl
Mark 2.11am 7lb12 girl
Piggle 12.01am 7lb girl
Suzy 23:35 boy 9lb2
Edgar 6.50am 8lbs 2oz boy
Pappa Jars 12:40am, 7lb 11, girl. I have no insider info btw.
HelloBear 2.50am, girl, 7oz1lb

Is it wrong and OCD of me to want to put these in time order??

RationalBrain · 01/06/2012 23:18

Ooo, 3 in 10, hotting up, hotting up.

Damn, am trying to put phone down and go to sleep!

Well done DH! What are the midwives like, friendly or scary?

GnocchiNineDoors · 01/06/2012 23:19

Gnocci 6.20 am 7lb 5 girl
starlight 12:15am 7lb 10 girl
aiming 02.10am 8lb 3 boy
random 11:55pm 7lb 11 girl
rational 4am 7lb14 boy
NicNoc 4.30 7lb 12 boy
youarekidding 12.01am 7lb 7 girl
maizie 3.30am 8lb 7 girl
maizie's DH 9pm sat 9lb 3, boy
life 3.58am 7lb 4 girl
LST 7.32am 7lbs 11 boy
Bella 12.41am 7lbs 9.5 oz
Impatient 1.40am weight tbd girl
Mark 2.11am 7lb12 girl
Piggle 12.01am 7lb girl
Suzy 23:35 boy 9lb2
Edgar 6.50am 8lbs 2oz boy
Pappa Jars 12:40am, 7lb 11, girl. I have no insider info btw.
HelloBear 2.50am, girl, 7oz1lb
JacksMania I say boy, 7 lbs 10 oz, 12:15 am.

GnocchiNineDoors · 01/06/2012 23:29

23.35 - Suzy - BOY - 9lb2
23.55 - Random - GIRL - 7lb11
00.01 - youarekidding - GIRL - 7lb7
00.01 - Piggle - GIRL - 7lb0
00.15 - Starlight - GIRL - 7lb10
00.15 - JacksMania - BOY - 7lb10 (oooooooooooh, Star and Jacks same details except gender, wooooo)
00.40 - PapaJars - GIRL - 7lb11
00.41 - Bella - NONE - 7lb9.5
01.40 - Impatient - GIRL - weight tbc
02.10 - Aiming - BOY - 8lb3
02.11 - Mark - GIRL - 7lb12
02.50 - hellobear - GIRL - 7lb1
03.30 - Maizie - GIRL - 8lb7
03.58am - Life - GIRL - 7lb4
04.00 - rational - BOY - 7lb14
04.30 - NicNoc - BOY - 7lb12
06.20 - Gnocchi - GIRL - 7lb5
06.50 - Edgar - BOY - 8lb2
07.32 - LST - BOY - 7lb11
21.00 - Maizie's DH - BOY - 9lb3

Phew.....can sleep easy now. Suzy....if it's in the next 25 mins, you win Grin

QueenBeeBread · 01/06/2012 23:32

23.35 - Suzy - BOY - 9lb2
23.55 - Random - GIRL - 7lb11
00.01 - youarekidding - GIRL - 7lb7
00.01 - Piggle - GIRL - 7lb0
00.15 - Starlight - GIRL - 7lb10
00.15 - JacksMania - BOY - 7lb10 (oooooooooooh, Star and Jacks same details except gender, wooooo)
00.40 - PapaJars - GIRL - 7lb11
00.41 - Bella - NONE - 7lb9.5
01.40 - Impatient - GIRL - weight tbc
02.10 - Aiming - BOY - 8lb3
02.11 - Mark - GIRL - 7lb12
02.50 - hellobear - GIRL - 7lb1
03.03 - QueenBeeBread - BOY - 8lb5
03.30 - Maizie - GIRL - 8lb7
03.58am - Life - GIRL - 7lb4
04.00 - rational - BOY - 7lb14
04.30 - NicNoc - BOY - 7lb12
06.20 - Gnocchi - GIRL - 7lb5
06.50 - Edgar - BOY - 8lb2
07.32 - LST - BOY - 7lb11
21.00 - Maizie's DH - BOY - 9lb3

GnocchiNineDoors · 01/06/2012 23:35

Crown for QueenBeeBread for getting the system Grin

BellaOfTheBalls · 01/06/2012 23:42

Sorry queenbee meant to say I think girl. Sorry for ruining your beautiful list Blush

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 01/06/2012 23:43

01.20 am Boy 7lbs 12ozs

Go all you Jars!

GnocchiNineDoors · 01/06/2012 23:47

23.35 - Suzy - BOY - 9lb2
23.55 - Random - GIRL - 7lb11
00.01 - youarekidding - GIRL - 7lb7
00.01 - Piggle - GIRL - 7lb0
00.15 - Starlight - GIRL - 7lb10
00.15 - JacksMania - BOY - 7lb10 (oooooooooooh, Star and Jacks same details except gender, wooooo)
00.40 - PapaJars - GIRL - 7lb11
00.41 - Bella - GIRL - 7lb9.5
01.20 - BOY - 7lb12
01.40 - Impatient - GIRL - weight tbc
02.10 - Aiming - BOY - 8lb3
02.11 - Mark - GIRL - 7lb12
02.50 - hellobear - GIRL - 7lb1
03.03 - QueenBeeBread - BOY - 8lb5
03.30 - Maizie - GIRL - 8lb7
03.58am - Life - GIRL - 7lb4
04.00 - rational - BOY - 7lb14
04.30 - NicNoc - BOY - 7lb12
06.20 - Gnocchi - GIRL - 7lb5
06.50 - Edgar - BOY - 8lb2
07.32 - LST - BOY - 7lb11
21.00 - Maizie's DH - BOY - 9lb3

Where is Pappa Jars? I'm going to tell openerofjars on you.

GnocchiNineDoors · 01/06/2012 23:48

Ooops

23.35 - Suzy - BOY - 9lb2
23.55 - Random - GIRL - 7lb11
00.01 - youarekidding - GIRL - 7lb7
00.01 - Piggle - GIRL - 7lb0
00.15 - Starlight - GIRL - 7lb10
00.15 - JacksMania - BOY - 7lb10 (oooooooooooh, Star and Jacks same details except gender, wooooo)
00.40 - PapaJars - GIRL - 7lb11
00.41 - Bella - GIRL - 7lb9.5
01.20 - Bewitched - BOY - 7lb12
01.40 - Impatient - GIRL - weight tbc
02.10 - Aiming - BOY - 8lb3
02.11 - Mark - GIRL - 7lb12
02.50 - hellobear - GIRL - 7lb1
03.03 - QueenBeeBread - BOY - 8lb5
03.30 - Maizie - GIRL - 8lb7
03.58am - Life - GIRL - 7lb4
04.00 - rational - BOY - 7lb14
04.30 - NicNoc - BOY - 7lb12
06.20 - Gnocchi - GIRL - 7lb5
06.50 - Edgar - BOY - 8lb2
07.32 - LST - BOY - 7lb11
21.00 - Maizie's DH - BOY - 9lb3

QueenBeeBread · 01/06/2012 23:52

I love a good system Gnocchi and was actually midway through doing something similar Grin

MmeLindor. · 01/06/2012 23:53

23.35 - Suzy - BOY - 9lb2
23.55 - Random - GIRL - 7lb11
00.01 - youarekidding - GIRL - 7lb7
00.01 - Piggle - GIRL - 7lb0
00.15 - Starlight - GIRL - 7lb10
00.15 - JacksMania - BOY - 7lb10 (oooooooooooh, Star and Jacks same details except gender, wooooo)
00.40 - PapaJars - GIRL - 7lb11
00.41 - Bella - GIRL - 7lb9.5
01.20 - Bewitched - BOY - 7lb12
01.40 - Impatient - GIRL - weight tbc
02.10 - Aiming - BOY - 8lb3
02.11 - Mark - GIRL - 7lb12
02.50 - hellobear - GIRL - 7lb1
03.03 - QueenBeeBread - BOY - 8lb5
03.30 - Maizie - GIRL - 8lb7
03.58am - Life - GIRL - 7lb4
04.00 - rational - BOY - 7lb14
04.30 - NicNoc - BOY - 7lb12
06.20 - Gnocchi - GIRL - 7lb5
06.35 - MmeLindor GIRL - 8lb7
06.50 - Edgar - BOY - 8lb2
07.32 - LST - BOY - 7lb11
21.00 - Maizie's DH - BOY - 9lb3