It's here it's here it's here it's here

[Slubberdegullion]

And it's a biggun.

Too right.

Shall I tell you what was in my amazon box? It's camping related.

Do tell about the contents of your box

A cunning little plug that I can plug into the ehu (I know I know) which has a female hole in the back for the male, er, mmm cigarette lighter phallus (?) from the car DVD players to push into.

So we can watch a movie of an evening in the syphilitic Welsh rain in the tent should we so desire.

Glad I told you that aren't you?

I feel soiled

There was NO PLUG.

It was two vacuum bags.

Crap

I know. I'm disappointed in myself. So very badly on the slippery slope.

Next it will be a Cadac.

I had a coracle for my 40th .

Nothing says happy birthday like an oversized walnut shell boat

If there's EHU available and they're not charging silly arses for it at the site, we'll usually take it.
Like you say - DVDs for when the rains fall.

Ds2 6 and dd 5 had their official introduction to the Star Wars trilogy when camping in July, owing to a single but whole day of pishdoonery.

Come on, if it rains you play uno until the cards turn to dust

UNO is all well and good but one can play only so much UNO before one starts to harbour dark and unhelpful thoughts about the children wot you did birth.

We're off for a week on Monday and won't have EHU - we were just debating Monotony or Scrabble to take. I prefer Scrabble.
We think it might be time to teach ds1 how to play Canasta though.

Backgammon is pretty good too

We have started with Cluedo. DH is crap at it and DS is worse so gets

FFS, no broadband (thanks EE) and existing on a slim promise of a GPRS signal and I manage to post too soon
What I meant to say was that I win all the time, which I thought would be great, but actually I spend the entire time silently screaming "you have colonel mustard, we all know you do, how can he be the murderer"
There is no joy in beating the inept :(

I'm vomiting into my Collaps bucket with envy. You lucky, lucky cow lady. I'm more excited about seeing photos of your new canvas portal-to-perfect-life pitched than images of my PFB at my 20wk scan next week.

And we know you're in possession of bunt. It's just a matter of time.

No photos this weekend Pru . No chuffing way I'm getting the canvas wet for a practice pitch. at portal-to-perfect-life, yes when I get back from holiday I WILL look like photoshopped Keira Knightly.

Proper lol at 'there is no joy at beating the inept'.
You all have Monopoly Deal don't you, it's the best card game ever, you can totally destroy an opponent with just one card heh heh heh.

Cereal, plug.

She loves a bit of bunting does our Slubber, this internet persona is all a front, she's even been known to have bunting on her bins . I bet that's really a bell tent just in posh bags.

Shut it Losty.

Those bunted bins happened when I was in Forrin by an evil flash bunter.

I ate one of her chickens as punishment.

Oh this is an enlightening thread. Congrats on your new baby slub-I now want one of those & a new car, a Swiss roombox, an air con trailer & a dog.

Please feel free to continue adding things that I can't afford & will enhance my life. Damn our silly big pop up tent......

Nice plug.

wtf happened the weather, I know we have been very very lucky but this sudden stopping of the miraculous weather is too cruel

The plug is extremely affordable Evelyn . I just tried it out and it worked a treat.

If the weather doesn't revert to 25 degrees cloudless skies 24/7 by next Friday then I'll be writing a letter to the editor of the times again, and look what happened when I did that last time.