It's here it's here it's here it's here

[Slubberdegullion]

And it's a biggun.

/post epic internet search

Wow, that's nice! I'd love to see one with my own eyes, and have a look inside.

I googled and found this www.thejoyofcanvas.info/manufacturers/de-waard/de-waard-albatros.html which extols the wonder of the instructions .

But what is a Varioluffle ? A canopy ?

Don't which I'm most jealous of ,the tent or having such a lovely husband .

The variolufiel is a variable canopy, you can stick it into all different configurations depending where the wind, rain or glaring hot sunshine is coming from.

Holy shit, your dh is the KiNG of husbands. Fuck being 40 you have a varifuffle.

If you goggle The variolufiel the first 3 hits are slumber threads!

I know. Dh found them while researching, including unfortunate post by yours truly about having to turn off mn to go and talk to him [marriage error]

Obviously he forgave you, the sight of you in technical trews beneath a varifuffle would turn any mans head

Ah, and there was me thinking I was going to click on the thread and see some friffy bunting....

That de waard is crying out for bunting

Snort hazey never going to happen

I'm going to head to toe myself in wicking fabrics, down some gininatins and then cook him a chicken in the Cobb. And lo there shall be much loving and laughter, and my varicose veins will disappear and dd2 will spontaneously know all her times tables. It will be an almost religious scene of camping joy.

It is fucking not cereal.

It actively repels bunting.

I have seen them, festooned , mighty fine they looked to

I don't believe you.

By the Dutch?

Go on slubber, get some entry level solar fairy lights, next thing you nkniw you will be mainlining on bunting and candelabras

Yes the bloody Dutch, they had bunting and they admired my fairy lights

No. Shan't.

I have camping sadness now our season is drawing to its close #scotland

Bless me Slubber for I have sinned, I did totally covet an eriba caravan on hols

It's infected the Dutch!

What a sad day this is.

Bell tent - check
Chandelier - check
Tea lights - check
Solar fairy lights - check
Inflatable sofa - check
Rag rugs, throws - check
Bunting - check

I am the anti-Slubber

Nooooooooooooo.

Not a CARAVAN.

But you only just got the Palamos!

Arf hazy jane my friends had a similar set up plus le creuset and kayak and no trailer

You are hazey

I am Gandalf to your frilly chintzy Balrog.

Palamos is fabulous but obviously I just burnt it at the sight of your de waard

Palamos is an awesome tent. Movable front wall. Gotta love a movable front wall.