Slubber, your daughters are beautiful! You're not too shabby yourself.
Can't believe you're still so skinny after two weeks living off cake and beer. Just as well you're nice, or you'd have to be moved to my PID (People I Dislike) tab.
We were supposed to pm?? I really should take more notice. Notwaving, pm to follow in a minute.
Scary, being boring is fine, you can join me in my corner. I'll have wine.
Painters finished kitchen today, and I am so impressed. Yes, their painting work is excellent, yes, they vacuum, dust and even wipe every part of the room after they've completed the job, BUT, here's the clincher: They washed the dishes I left out from breakfast. Only really 3 cups and two porridge bowls, but THEY WASHED THE DISHES. Seriously, these people should market themselves better. Buy-one-get-one-free painter-cleaner combo. 