Hello Beauties! How is everyone today?
I finally have time to post about something that happened this week, I've been dying to tell you. There's a woman at work who is famous for saying the wrong thing. I really don't think she means any harm, I think she doesn't even know how offensive she is being. Anyway, alarmingly she's quite fond of me and having just got back from a long period on secondment abroad she stopped by my office and came out with these clangers:
"you mustn't use the computer! It's totally forbidden for pregnant women, you will have a miscarriage! Have you had any bleeding?!"
"O no! Don't call him Tobias, it has the word 'bias' in it, you don't want him to be schizophrenic...You could call him Matthew..."
WTF?! It's all I can do not to burst out laughing. Also she implied I was looking big ('yes, well anyone can see the baby is growing! Really growing!') and as you know no one has said anything like that yet.
LOL at your linea nigra lilmiss, I feel better now I know I have company 