The PESH deli - where the goal is to get a nice holiday/back in the saddle

[skihorse]

I haz made new fred.

cossie you is HUGE

grumps scans yay!! Is tomorrow when you find out sex?

Was in the bath this morning, watching my belly move independently of muscle movements, like ripples. V strange, but fascinating.

Oh for the days of 8st 10...

iggy tomoz is to check for missing feet/two heads. Saturday is for the sex. Of course, we might see clues tomorrow, but I doubt it given how shitty the NHS gear is.

My maternity leave is all confirmed now. They have written the advert for my replacement, set a closing date for apps and set the date for interviews. This is actually happening...

(actually makes me feel quite important that they are acting quickly. Seeing as they have not yet advertised for my new boss)

How does you haz time for morning bath cunty?!!! I haz time for dog walk, dog feed, shower and get dressed eating toast as run out of house... I iz not vary organdised.

Oooh shall we have a bet on grumpses baybee gender??? I say girl.

My team at work are going to have a sweepstake on the team baybee birth date, sex and weight. they are all most excited about team baybee, is nice.

cunty - what iggster said!

cos that's what we think too. But no real reason for it.

lard

and I think ski's is a boy.

Am on hols at my mum's innit

Another neat bump from cunty! And a lovely dress I might add. Remind me how many weeks you are?

23 my mate

Hi Ski - you are sweet to be keeping an eye out for me. Hence my peeping in the door. I am feeling a bit scared though. I am still obsessively testing (course) and did one yesterday evening that was so faint it totally freaked me out (there could be reasons, dilute urine blah blah blah. I know that) so I decided to do another one with FMU this morning. It was better. Came up quickly and very visible etc. But still it is just slightly fainter than the one I did the day before on the same brand (hoped it would be darker). So the two of these together have knocked the wind out of my sails a bit. I expect I'll grimly keep on with the testing and hope for a darker line. In the meantime, no spotting, but I also have the impression that the white CM I've been having for several days has eased off too. Bah, I don't know. I have two good friends arriving for the weekend tmw. I definitely won't tell them, but they may stop me going crazy! If it's a good BFP on Monday...well, here's hoping! Keep your fingers crossed for me peshes!

Oh my! A proper menkul has arrived!

grumps that is ace they acting quick - still no word for me... good luck with the anomaly thang tomoz then!

Shall we all bet then? I say boy for grumps

cunts forgot about week off... you iz forgived. Liking the bump pic v. much

witty if it helps oh menkul one, the second test i did was fainter than the first... mainly cos the tests were cheap and have diff amoutns of dye etc..

Fuck me, we're all diffed and cunty's wearing a floral frock. What is this place? cunty I too loves the frock very much!

I've got curly down for a girl too. I agree with you curly the growth now seems r.a.p.i.d!

A BFP is a BFP you maddum switty. It's not the depth of the line but the magic in it - or something like that.

Hope you're having happy holidays cunty. I would love some mum and me time, but it's not going to happen soon. (have to make do with MIL)

witty you are crazed. Just get in here and accept that you are a differ. Continual testing is just a waste of sticks (pot, kettle here). A line is a line is a line!
I'm sure if you wail long enough the BESHes will boot you over here anyway

After the beyond bump glimpses into beautiful homes, I am glad I took my photo at work .

witty step away from the testing.

Did I mention I haz another 'hello baybee' scan next wed?

I shall do a pafetik bump pic atweekend.

Rights I us up back off to the splendour of 'tnorf.

laterz.

Thank you, thank you -

Gasper I am afraid you are right. The beshes tolerance must be wearing thin with my endless wailing on. Never knew I had this capacity for out and out crazy, but it must have been lurking just below the surface all the time.

T'is the uncertainty.

Anyway, I'll be back to let you know either way!

witty my love, there is no uncertainty. Only the certainly that (Gods permitting) in 8 months' time you will have a gorgeous ickle baybee to coo over and be shat over by and to keep you awake at all hours, and to suck your nipples dry, and to be the absolute love of your life.

Congratulations

Crown of peesticks? No names mentioned , but there are some here who were able to fashion a fucking gingerbread house from their affirmation peesticks.

I just wanted to say that I am so happy I am pregnant. I have been all day because Julian has been on the move and it's FUCKING BRILLIANT!

ski at your last two posts. too. But hey, I'm now an expert!!!

OK I'm having a CRISIS so please all drop EVERYTHING and help me.

Brother is getting married on a flaming beach in flaming Crimea in May of all months when I'll be HUGE and ungainly and tired and bloated and not at all attractive to anyone, even my dog (Oh FFS you know what I mean!).

I have been doing some research into dresses. Now, it's fair to say that I'm not a dresses person. I'm much more a cargo pants or jeans and top person. So looking at dresses online is just impossible, as I've no idea what would work.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I don't buy dresses and I don't know how to.

Please fix this for me.

Incidentally my scan tomorrow too... (20 wk)

rots that sounds menkul mate but v much afraid you iz acsherly gonna have to brave some shoppes to try on said items - looking on line for preggo frocks is road to hell (been doing same - sis getting married when i will be massive, trying to find summit to make me not look like beached whale)

something floaty always good, empire line obv excellent

ok that was shit help, soz

ski you iz so funny, grinned at yr last post. cannae wait for movement time. well at moment would actually just settle for scan so i know there iz really an alien baybee in there

i feelz like shit today, vom tastic and had to meet maw for lunch who not told yet and pretend not to have the nausea

witty by the way well impressed wiv your menkulness, innit

s'ok, i did thoosands of tests before believing it were troo.

everyones bumps look loverly by the way

i haz fuck all yet but will take pics hopefully sooooon