Morning all.
Sunshine and heat? Are you having a laugh???
I would love to see some of it here. It's not too bad today, but yesterday was just sh*te with rain all day and grey skies. It did clear up around 9pm and then I got all depressed having to go to bed at 11pm in broad daylight
I got my childminding registration certificate from the Care Commission last week. I still have to do some work round the house and sort out forms/contracts etc etc but hope to have that all done before October so that I will be ready to start when my baby is around 5 or 6 months old. Glutton for punishment or what
Hester LOL at the prisoners complaining, but can quite believe it. Perhaps one day in the future, the pain of childbirth can be channelled directly from the hospital to the prison as an extra deterrant!
That reminds me of a joke about that.
Technology has advanced significantly. One hospital is trialling a system which allows the father to take the pain from the woman during childbirth. This one husband doesn't find it at all sore at 10% pain, so they crank it up and crank it up. The bloke doesn't know what all the fuss is about - he is taking 100% pain and feeling nothing. He goes home after the birth and finds the milkman dead on the doorstep.
Ah, the old ones are the best.