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Due April 2009 - Chapter 26: Once We Pop We Can't Stop!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 31/03/2009 16:20

May the popcorn continue to pop!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

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AuldAlliance · 01/04/2009 18:38

Oh BB, what a great scene, you wondering whether your waters have broken while your DH frantically knocks down the bathroom wall.

Shall we start laying bets as to how long it is before the renovation gets any further? You may kick yourself gently at not being able to use your bathroom when you return home with your gorgeous baby...

Am watching with bated breath, while DS finishes supper. Hope nothing too dramatic happens while I'm reading him a story...

BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:39

Nutty, McLeod is my fantasy shag buddy. I don't know why.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 01/04/2009 18:39

you could always just use this then you would know for definate then

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BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:39

I think we should ring DIY SOS pretty pronto, don't you?? BB and DH are completely mad.

BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:40

She doesn't need the crochet hook when she has an entire toolbox.

BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:41

Cordless screwdriver should do it, and give a sexual thrill at the same time.

BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:43

You will sooooo need this link tomorrow.

Rated People

SpringySponge · 01/04/2009 18:45

Kitty, yay for useful (& cute) plumbers

I'm still very of those of you with local Cooks!

BB, these things are NEVER as easy as you hope I'm glad that DH isn't too with you about the walls, though.

MM, I wish you'd taken me to the farm I love farms. Nice family farms, not ones where the animals are obviously queuing up to get eaten

& my smutdar was obviously clouded by the sex I was having - sorry

Ooooooh, BB is leaking! BB is leaking! Oooooh! Thursday is SUCH a good prediction!

I can't rip anything out of my flat - it's rented & doesn't need anything major doing. Yet another reason why I'll be pregnant forever

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 01/04/2009 18:46

Boffin - yup a long hard screw should do the trick

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SpringySponge · 01/04/2009 18:47

I'm really narked I didn't put an Easter egg bet on BB having a Thursday baby on MONDAY when I predicted it. God damn

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 01/04/2009 18:48

Springy come over to boffs and give us a hand with the extention

You are getting far too much sex missy

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BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:49

She's gone a bit quiet.
What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall in their house right now. Is anyone near enough to sneak over and install a secret webcam?????

BabyBolat · 01/04/2009 18:49

Springy if it comes tomorrow I will buy you an easter egg xx what on would you like???

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 01/04/2009 18:49

Springy - i will send you BB's button egg if she has Baby BB today, how about that??

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BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:49

Twice a week is practically a sex famine for Springy. Ah, the joys of youth.

BabyBolat · 01/04/2009 18:50

We are trying to rip the walls down as quickly as possible!!!

BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:51

Oh god BB this is brilliant!!
It's not an April Fool is it???? You aren't seriously ripping your walls down with moments to go before the baby is born????

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 01/04/2009 18:51

BB you should be trying to put them back up so you can have a useable bathroom

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SpringySponge · 01/04/2009 18:51

Yeah, sounds like a plan - especially the bump armour

& the sex wasn't my fault this time! I was invited to bed for cuddles & then got sexed. I was a totally innocent party on this occasion - I went expecting snuggling!

& yes, make BB come back & keep us updated

gingersarah · 01/04/2009 18:51

GRRRRRRRR - it had better not be any of you bidding against me for the tummy tub on ebay!
Mine! Mine!

BoffinMum · 01/04/2009 18:52

I got a free tummy tub on Freecycle!!!

BB, just get someone in to finish it off, FGS.

SpringySponge · 01/04/2009 18:53

Haha, BB I don't expect you to buy me an egg because you squeezed a baby out of your fanjo

& I love that you're doing such serious DIY.

There are people spacehoppering on our local news Confused Like LOTS of them. I think they're just mocking us, frankly.

& yes, twice a week is the bare minimum

SpringySponge · 01/04/2009 18:54

No, DH won't let me have a tummy tub - he says they're silly & refuses to have a 'bucket o' baby'

bronze · 01/04/2009 18:54

oh sarah I wont bid then. I really want one but cant jutify the cost anyway so you bidding will help me cope with not...if any of that makes sense

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 01/04/2009 18:56

Springy - hooray for cuddles & sex together ....... still

cheeky spacehoppers!!

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