Due April 2009 - Chapter 26: Once We Pop We Can't Stop!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

May the popcorn continue to pop!!!

The baby list...
12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lbs 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: BABY FRESHHELL 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES

Still yet to hatch...

30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
06 Apr : pintofstella: DS 5.7
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Minush
10 Apr : hopeful1
10 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 22mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

It would appear so It's a finely tuned instrument

It seems to be my pregnancy craving.
I'm addicted to doing it to DP
Don't know why, just have to.......lots

Also, smutty AIBU:

DH is sitting next to me naked from the waist down, getting increasingly sulky because I'm not giving him a BJ. He's had it out for a couple of hours now, but made absolutely no attempt to kiss / cuddle me or anything. He, at one point, moved my hand onto it. I was typing (MNing ), so moved it away again. We last had sex on Sunday night - it's hardly been a long time. I would happily oblige, if he'd make a bit of an effort. AIBU to just ignore him & his sulking? Or should I just help him out & think of the prostaglandins as my reward?

Haha, lucky DP, Trista Mine just gets a DW with an obsession with a bit of cleaning sponge instead. It's not so good!

He should at least make the effort to get you in the mood

Trista Thats a good craving!!! think of the lovely prostglandins you are getting!!!

Springy - LOL at your dh, definately get cuddles and kisses first then oblige if you feel like it

Springy - you could make him beg and extract promises first LOL depends how desperate he is

That's what I think! He's not very good at the getting me in the mood thing, to be honest. Especially since my boobs started leaking & he refuses to touch them. If we're cuddled up in bed pre-sex, his hand just goes straight between my legs & that's it. I mean he usually makes me orgasm like that before any sex or anything, so I can't really complain - but he doesn't seem to fully understand that it's not quite how I'd dream it...

He's too sulky now to be any good to me in terms of promises. At least until we go to bed & the situation gets reset & he's filled with new hope.

He's just sitting there watching Smallville (which I find really annoying for no discernible reason) & waiting for me to give him head... I'd much rather sit & chat to you lot until it finishes, to be honest

yeah but it's not cool and accepted like springy's

years to come, springy's grandchildren:
"granny springy, what was your funny preggy craving?"
Springy:
"sponges"
cue chuckles and hearty laughter

years to come, tristalee's grandchildren:
"granny trist, what was your funny preggy craving?"
Tristaleejac"
"grandad tristalee's willy, in my mouth"
cue social services/me going into home/etc etc

that he snubs your milky goodness!! cheek!! fab for the orgasms but touchy feely beforehand really isnt that much to ask for, and there are so many erogenous zones that he doesnt even have to go near your boobs or fanjo really then you could be on cloud orgasm pretty much at the same time

Perhaps you will have to be economical with the truth, yes...

Trista - LOL at social services being called, you could just tell them milk you dont have to tell the grandkids its man milk

or lolly

I don't know why he doesn't touch my boobs - whether he thinks it's for my benefit or his. I understand that he probably wouldn't want me spurting colostrum into his mouth, but I don't really see that it matters if it goes on his hands. It's not like they remain clean elsewhere...

It's really strange, though - when we're on the sofa together during the day, even if we're both on our laptops or doing other, different things (as sociable as we are ), he'll stroke my legs or feet if they're near him. I really like that sort of physical affection, even though it's not sexy. When we go to bed, there's none of that - even if we're just cuddling. If we're in bed, he just wraps his arms around me & holds me close to him without actually moving.

There seems to be some sort of mental block with the bed, I think

Springy ooooohhhh i know you could demand a 69 then you would both be happy

Or sausage?

A 69 wouldn't be a great idea at the moment Besides, I'm not sure we could manage past the bump!

pork prehaps??

hmmmm BedBlock, tricky...... you may have to just have sofa sex!?

Guess what, girls?

It's April!

Still no baby here - and my due date is tomorrow! Can't go late this time, as not been late with either of my other 2! Been on my feet most of the day - did food shopping this morning, then hanging out clothes after lunch, did baking in the afternoon, then cooked dinner, gave children baths, then cleaned out fish take at about 10pm! So, thought surely staying off my bottom would help...but no futher signs! Just gave myself sore back/legs! lol Oh well. Better head for bed I guess.

I hate sofa sex at the moment. It's really uncomfortable & ridiculous.

I think we're going to have to have a talk

Where did you get the energy from, Rachel?!

& you never know - you could easily wake up in labour & still not go late

Night night xx

WOOOOOHOOOOOO for April!!!!!

Rachel - Happy due date for tommorow/today!! hope you get some signs soon! night night x

SpringySponge: oooh April, that means today's my due date!