Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

Apparently garlic is good for strep infections Imagine the aroma

I keep wanting to nest, but without the relevant sense of urgency. I look at things & quite fancy doing them, but then decide I'd rather sit down instead. Considering I'd usually rather stick pins in my eyes than clean the bathroom extractor fan, this is still progress. But doesn't actually get anything done...

Hurts to touch and wipe it, thats why i looked tbh but its quite sort of flappy like a white grape on a stalk. dunno bout lymph nodes but labia are v swollen

feel warm but dont have a thermometer to check temp.

hey all, managed to do some ironing sitting on ball and watching diagnosis murder and murder she wrote .
I am still in my pjs and will stay thus for rest of day - will pull on some joggers over them to pick up ds from nursery.
schulte - have another look;)

Smutts, I'm also risking Google & amongst the disgusting results I found this (I know it's naughty to laugh, but ):

"hi im 22 years old and im a petite girl but i have small labias and i was wondering why some girls have large ones....is it from having alot of sex or sucking on them? i have heard that it is genetic but if so is there there anyway i can make mine larger? i have large p*y lips that hide my labia and if it wasnt for that i would have decent sized ones. also is there ane excercises that i can do to decrease the size of my lips? anyway the point is i want larger labias how can help the precess? any advice would be helpful thanks."

oww! nutty tis horrible - agree go get it checked. should have seen docs face when she looked at mine when it was all swollen. hope you recover soon. i found not wearing knickers and keeping legs akimbo helped lots

Springy lol she can have mine swollen labia is not a good look ROFL

Nutty, also get an extra diabetes check because weird fanjo skin problems and diabetes can sometimes be linked.

Oddeyes - have been doing the Nekkid thing alot it's the akimo i have ishoos with will try though, thanks

Oh, I don't know - I heard it was so in this season!

Springy - ah well if the lippy look is in this season i may keep them and just loose the grape if i can

oh of course the hips and back won't make that easy! i am sure you would win on the pregnancy related disorders front - she will be worth it though!

Nutty, very slim chance of MRSA on the ol fanjo so get thyself to the GP for a swab immediately please.

You've certainly been blessed with a natural beauty

Just waiting for the nurse practicioner to ring me now

(not preening the fanjo area of course, glad dh deforrested though!)

That's a good point - did he sort of avoid the grape & just not mention it? Maybe he needed Puzzle's BIL's grape scissors to tackle it?

I wouldn't bother with the nurse practitioner - you need a swab IMO at the very least, some advice about antibiotics and steroids with a possible prescription, and discussion/reassurance about MRSA risk. Plus a gestational diabetes test, if they're going to be thorough and cover all the bases. I would make it clear this isn't just a touch of pg thrush, or you could get pretty ill pretty fast if they don't give you the right stuff straight away. Don't let them fob you off Nutty.

he deforrested about a fortnight ago so maybe it didnt look as bad, cant comment as havent looked at fanjo area for a long time now theres a thought!! must get me some grape scissors

OddEyes - don't know what you're talking about.

Nutty, have another go at feeling for your lymph nodes in your groin, as that will be a dead giveaway as to whether you have an infection. They are the size of half a mini sweetcorn cob and move around a lot.

Boffin - i have to go through the NP to get an appointment, its their triage system. I did have anti biotics for the uti (when i was in hosp) which i only finished last week (i think) wouldn't they have cleared anything up? will definately be stressting the importance of me having an appointment today though!

OK, well tell her you think there's a risk you have picked up a hospital acquired skin infection using the hydro pool, and you think you need a swab and some antibiotics pronto. Tell her you think your lymph nodes may be up. That should get you some attention.

Oh Nutty what a pain in the bottom. Poor you, as if you hadn't suffered enough!

There are different kinds of antibiotics and what cures one thing might not cure another. Hence the need for a swab.

Boff are they the huge things underneath and either side as you get towards your bum past the boney bits??