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Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 23/03/2009 11:45

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

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BoffinMum · 24/03/2009 21:50

Actually I would prefer Bleu as my virtual wife as her virtual cheesecake is so good. Is that OK, Springy?

SpringySunshine · 24/03/2009 21:51

Hmm. I suppose that's more acceptable. But still - bad timing!

SpringySunshine · 24/03/2009 21:51

FINE. BE LIKE THAT.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 24/03/2009 21:52

Swaliswan - we will let him off this once then

Boff - you're so picky

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Swaliswan · 24/03/2009 21:52

Oh, and yes, Springy, I did go and finish off the bottom cleaning. DH hadn't got her 100% perfectly clean and I wasn't going to leave her like that.

PuzzleRocks · 24/03/2009 21:52

Bumpalump - No probs at all, just making sure you now how important the baby gossip is to us.

BoffinMum · 24/03/2009 21:53

There are plenty of other nice potential virtual wives on the thread, Springy, don't be offended.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 24/03/2009 21:53

Springy - do you wanna be my virtual waife as well?? i could have a virtual harem

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 24/03/2009 21:53

"wife" not waife

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Swaliswan · 24/03/2009 21:53

I'm off to bed now as I still feel sick and am shattered. I might get some sleep tonight if I get to bed before DH gets home and makes me all hot and sweaty in bed by 'sleeping close' to me. Poor bloke, he can't do anything right atm.

BoffinMum · 24/03/2009 21:54

If Nutty gets virtual wife polygamy then I want it too. In fact I am going to propose to Nutty right now.

SpringySunshine · 24/03/2009 21:54

So, who wants to be my wife?

PuzzleRocks · 24/03/2009 21:54

know

BoffinMum · 24/03/2009 21:54
Grin
SmuttyNuttyTaff · 24/03/2009 21:55

Night Swal xx

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bumpalump · 24/03/2009 21:55

knew what you meant

SpringySunshine · 24/03/2009 21:56

Oh Nutty, I could never share you

BoffinMum · 24/03/2009 21:56

Going to bed now ... night night. xx

SpringySunshine · 24/03/2009 21:56

Night Swal xx

SpringySunshine · 24/03/2009 21:56

Good riddance.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 24/03/2009 21:57

Boffin - you just want joint custody of my wives

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PuzzleRocks · 24/03/2009 21:57

Night Swali. Feel better.

Springy - I will if you can make a decent rice pudding?

Swaliswan · 24/03/2009 21:57

I hope that wasn't to me, Springy?!

SpringySunshine · 24/03/2009 21:58

I can indeed! With the lovely, lovely skin on top. Mmmm.

PuzzleRocks · 24/03/2009 21:58

I'm off to bed, my bloody eyes itch too much. Damn hayfever.

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