Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

Thank you for saying that, Puzzle xx

Bugger, DD needs me, this parenting lark eh?? Back in a bit.

I have a treacle sponge in the fridge. Ner ner!

Bronze so pleased your DS is okay. Sleep well and hope things will look bright and cheerful in the morning.

God, when these babies come out we're going to have to actually pay them attention? How will I MN all day every day?!

I was going to say... there will have to be separate prizes for the most prolific posters postnatally as it will be quite a different task!

tee hee Springy...

Does it mean anything that my nipples have been incredibly sore all day? Even a satin nightie is painful... haven't had any leaking at all so far...

Springy - when you're feeding you can mn (one handed maybe), then when he sleeps as long as you have changed him they sleep alot!! so plenty of time to mn

I figure he won't know any better - he'll just have to grow up thinking that mummies are surgically attached to their laptops & it's perfectly normal to wait a few hours whilst hungry / in a pooey nappy whilst she makes jokes about fanjos.

in the nicest possible way though i'm hoping that i will be less of a prolific poster post-natally as i should in theory magically be all better (if the docs are to be believed). and my goodness watch out world my feet wont touch the ground!! i will be out of this house so much it will be untrue .

i will of course catch up in the evenings xx

Glad to hear you're ok Nutty - just a nicked wart then
Thanks for my email Nutty/Puzzle - so excited! woohoo

Springy it's all been said re: DH but I used to be terrible with the white lies, until my DH and I sat down and we had a really scary heart-to-heart - I realised it was just a nasty ingrained habit and also didn;t help that he was and is quite a jealous type. For the record though, I don't and have never allowed Nuts type things, despite being very liberal generally - I just find the low-gradeness offensive and pointless, and also I guess having a DD around now I wouldn't want her to be exposed to it. I get quite huffy about it actually, which is quite surprising given my past is decidely dodgy in that area!

phew rant over

Mathsmummy - "I get quite huffy about it actually, which is quite surprising given my past is decidely dodgy in that area!"
theres a story there!! [nosey emoticon]

i wont be oiffended if you tell me to feck off mind

Would I?
I've participated in the industry, let's say..a few years ago, when I was going through a militant feminist ironic phase

Anyone else think 'lipstick your grape' is a great name for a band??!!

Mathsmummy - ah fair enough and yup pretty cool name for a band

MM did you do cervix porn?
just kidding

WHAT would that look like exactly?

mine has receded today i am sad, I thought we were friends..

OMG MathsMummy
You are such an interesting woman.

I have absolutely no idea MM!

Evening - I eventually find everyone, halfway through a new thread and sure enough the conversation has turned to porn. Excellent. Clearly got here just in time!

Hiya lulu, how's tricks?

I'm still trying to work out what militant feminist ironic porn looks like. Cervix porn is waaay beyond my imagination. (I never looked at that YouTube vid)

Me too, Lulu. I've managed to miss one and a half threads now due to DD's chickenpox.

Yes indeedy Lulu...

I don't mind good porn (although that MAY be an oxymoron of course)...just the thoughtless male-directed crap I find offensive and ludicrous.

What does everone else think?
my cervix obviously doesn't agree, as it has fecked off in protest (possibly at the lack of sex recently..)

Yeah great thanks tristaleejac. Been hurtling about the place like a crazy thing trying to get sorted to move back into my house this weekend.

hahahahaha lulu you have smut-dar too

Mathsmummy - what did you do to make your cervix upset???

Trista - cervix porn