Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

I used to enjoy a good Pornalike in Loaded.

I wish I knew Smutty - maybe she's just not as touchy-feely as me....

Anyone for warm chocolate fudge cake - I have plenty spare ?

DP has a secret stash of porn on his computer that I can't find
It really annoys me because I cant find it.
I'd like to watch it too

Warm chocolate fudge cake? That's practically porn!

I'll have some chocolate fudge cake please!

MM - i cant believe you mentioned porn and chocolate fudge cake within seconds of each other lol

by good porn do you mean respectful porn?

Would love sopme cake please

LuLu - yay for you moving back home next weekend!! you excited

I'll have some chocolate cake too.

Plenty for all ladies..I think I'll have some vanilla ice cream with mine

(if you knew my usual eating habits this would seem v strange..hate cake and not a fan of ice cream..DH looking at me like I am an alien)

Does anyone know what the pros or cons are of the baby being in an LOT position. Is it perfectly acceptable like LOA is or is it more problematic like an OP baby?

Very excited thanks Smutty. I really want to get everything sorted before I have the baby. So am a bit frantic at the moment. It'll be worth it to having everything done by the time the baby arrives.

Aaaah - DH just called to say that friends of ours had a baby boy earlier today.

Not respectful as in 'hello m'lady, would you like to remove your undergarments so I can admire your undercarriage?' but actually people who fancy each other having realistic sex I guess..something with a bit of imagination.. (but obviously still kinky..)

hello everyone. I have a head like fudge and thighs like marshmallow . how is everyone else? any more babies?

sorry Swali whats a LOT/LOA/OP position?

Swali - can you translate? LOT / LOA / OP? I am feeling rather dim.

Lulu - me too (well yesterday)..we are going to see them tomorrow, am ridiculously excited

Frekkles - are you doing some chocolate fudge cake porn script there?

Evening all - so glad I logged on now and not a couple of hours ago when I was eating.

Nutty, that's not so bad - and while they are an STD, they can be spread other ways so you don't have anything to worry about! They can also lay dormant for years so you can have the virus for years and years and not have a single one come up!

LuLu yay for the house - does it all look good - you looking forward to getting home and nesting?

Kitty think that is just another side-effect - I almost ripped mine off last week they were itching so much!

Swali here seems fine just could be a bit more painful for you

Lovely isn't it MM (babies born rather than porn). These friends have a DD just a month older than our DD too. (On a selfish note I am dying for them to announce the name so that I can strike it off my name lists if necessary - and still waiting for another friend to announce name of baby girl born last week )

BB - House is looking good but it will still take a lot of work to make it a home.

Mathsmummy - yep that is what i was asking really, a bit like intimate playful porn (respectful) rather than the how much can i push the boundries with one woman type stuff (not v respectful).

LuLu - you will feel so much better when you are home and sorted it will all be worth it! oh sweet now if the ladies on this thread could just get a wiggle on delivering their bumps....... no pressure

Frekkles - no more babies yet

mathsmummy - going back to porn - I think it usually needs more plot. Usually find erotic literature more interesting than anything visual which tends to be v. male focussed.

Left Occiput Transverse (LOT) - as above
Left Occiput Anterior (LOA) -
Left Occiput Posterior (LOP) - more bak pain slower labour
Right Occiput Anterior (ROA)

etc - link says it all

Last romance type book I read had such a build up to the sex part then when it finally came to it, bloody author pretty much had it like this: their lips met in a hot steamy type way and they jumped on the bed............some time later, they lay staring into each other's eyes.
Boring! What a fecking anticlimax.
Need you ladies to recommend a book that's half decent that wont miss out the juicy bits!

Thanks for that link BB. I'm hoping that this baby decides to move into an LOA position when it engages. Failing that, I'll be standing and swaying my hips just like the article says. I'm not sure that I will be physically able to do lunges whilst in labour

Swali - did you get any advice re. CP in the last few weeks of pregnancy?