Due April 2009: Episode 23 -There's no business like show business!!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

Here we go

Show business may be good business but can we get on with some birthing business now please!!

mw not me!

Springy - i wont repeat what the others have said extremely well but you do have to discuss the lying even if its over and over till he gets that you're serious.

how embarassing!!!! my grape turns out to be a genital wart and it's sore because it has got a little nick/cut in it, she says that its irritating but that it's better off ignored for the time being and what i really dont get is arent they supposed to like an STD??? my fanjo hasn't been anywhere near a willy or a set of man vegetables in oooohhh nearly 6 months???? she has given me some cream for my "engorged labia" apparently very common in pg and the cream is just incase its a touch of thrush but she doesnt think i have it just that the discharge is irritating my "engorged" bits.

I am seeing GP on Thursday so will ask her. From what I have read, if you've had it you're probably immune and will pass that immunity on to your baby for the first few weeks. But then I have also read that some people DO get it twice. Oh why this bad timing.

Nutty good news that it's nothing serious!

Nutty, this is an STD, and you must have got it a few months ago then. Now that's a tricky conversation to be having. May the force be with you, my friend. Glad it's not an infection.

I hope you're going to give your DH a good telling off for nicking your genital wart whilst deforesting

I'm really pleased it's nothing serious, though xx

Schulte - yep tis good i guess, i was told to count myself lucky that i didnt have varicous veins down there and that i was close but not quite at that stage yet ?!?

i feel quite disgusting now though, even though i havent done anything thats disgusting iyswim?

It's not disgusting at all, Nutty. It's just one of those things. It's not even the most unpleasant thing we've discussed on these threads, let alone in the great scale of things.

DO NOT REPEAT DO NOT LOOK AT GENITAL WARTS ON WIKIPEDIA. YUK!!!!

Nutty they are linked with cervical cancer so do go and get screened, my lovely. Don't do a Jade on us. xx

I think cervixes are more disgusting than warts!

You know that's the one thing guaranteed to make BB go running off to look at genital warts on Wikipedia, don't you?

Ooh, where's mathsmummy? That's fighting talk

I'm due my 6 monthly smear this month actually was going to leave it till post baby but will get it done i think as i have has 2 LETTZ treatments and just read that these wart things can be linked rather than it being std based, which is much more possible than dh passing it to me or vice versa.

lol i did google and got a faceful of fanjo! not good!!!

I looked... and I regret it...

Sorry Boff you did warn us!! Poor Nutty that looks awfully sore and nasty... sending wart-bashing vibes your way!

It doesn't matter how you get these things, what matters is how you get rid of them, IMO.

Like that doctor in the minmin story?

Boff - this is very true, the only thing i have found for treatment so far is leaving them (see how they develop over 4 months?), topical treatments or freezing them off.

all of which will have to happen post pg so am stuck with it for now. lol just me and me grape and my sex which is on fire

am home, am tired, hes ok but I'm going to bed.

Nutty hope your nicked warts ok

bronze, so pleased he's okay xx Night night.

Deliberate English misunderstanding:

Nutty's DH nicked her wart - & she wants it back!

Bronze - hooray for your ds being ok hope you get some sleep xx

Springy

I'm back.

Springy - I think everyone could use a friend like you. Your approach to your friend has been highly admirable. You can rest easy knowing you did and said all the right things in a horribly diffcult situation.
I don't think it is unfair of you at all to not want the situation to impact on the birth of George and the joy everyone should be feeling at his arrival.

Mathsmummy - It's very rough as I have overwritten stuff and pasted values around so formulae were lost but I will send it to Nutty to forward to you as I haven't paid for the cat thingy.

Shall I make you some graphs and charts and see if we can induce labour.

Nutty - Have emailed you.

(whispers: I dropped out of Uni after 2 years of a Biology degree.) I realised I was never going to use it and a work opportunity presented itself. I am CIMA qualified though.

"There's no etiquette here - it's every fat
pregnant woman for herself."

[grin} Springy

Puzzle - all done for you sweety xx