Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

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so the orgy thread begins

Bleu- oh nooooooo, dont give her ammo!!! she will pick it apart just to be a cow!! eat all the cookies before she gets there or at least lace them with something before you give them to her

He he he! So funny! I both love and hate Russell Brand

I've never been one for being overtly sexy - I always feel too self-conscious & faintly ridiculous. I've just had to make do with developing some excellent bedroom skills to make up for my deceptively innocent appearance

Laxative cookies!

& how can you hate Russell Brand?

Purple - Was this the woman you saw?

Springy - yum russel brand fab clip and no way are you boring!!!

Puzzle.

Ha! I make absolutely delicious choco-chip cookies...I would make cheesecake because it makes DH swoon, but I'm too tired and that would be too obvious. One can be devious without being obviously nasty -my sisters always were very wary of getting on my bad side...passive aggressive tendencies see...

I do love that man. "Yeah, all right, that'll do "

Purple - Or her?

Lace them, Lace them, Lace them!!!

& then YouTube links me straight to some McDreamy sex! I didn't notice that before

link please!! mcsteamy sex though please if you dont mind

.....was watching kerrang last night just for a slice of mr leto needless to say i had nice dreams

Well that's the one thing that's been rather nice lately..I have far better/more dreams than I used to when it comes to sexy things. It's really a relief sometimes because even when I'm not getting something I'm still getting 'something'...

actually springy that reminded me that when i was in the hospital after having DS the woman in the bed opposite asked me to watch her baby while she went out for a smoke.

ARGGGG! i've accidentally pressed HIDE THIS THREAD! how do I undo it?

Why in the world would you want to hide a thread? It seems an odd choice to have on a forum no?

ha HA! fixed it!!

i hide threads all the time. some of the other antenatal ones or cliquey threads that have everyone's names in the title just take up valuable space on my Active Thread list!

because some threads are uppsetting, berevement, miscarrige AIBU etc and are better of not read if you are sensitive to the subject matter

Purple - hooray

Oh I see.

Now would it bad of me to not vacuum the room she's supposed to be staying in...she's got allergies... could it harm her? Any ideas?

bleu - if you're in the SPD club your shouldn't be hoovering at all. (especially if she has allergies!!)

empty the hoover bag in the room or put a bag of the dust under the bed

I'm not in the SPD club unfortunately...I'm just 37 weeks pregnant and tired and have an active baby which is currently trying to hurt me I think.

Don't hoover. Get a cat and rub it all over her sheets though.