Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

so the orgy thread begins

I would come down with a 24 hour bug and make sure I give it to her!

..maybe sit in the corner as standing is too tiring today...

Bleu - you don't owe her anything after that! I'm really Definitely send her to me, I'll give her a good kicking talking to.

Boffin, I'm glad that you've told DH to keep her at bay if she's going to be like that - the last thing you need at the moment is that sort of stress.

I cannot turn people away without good reason, that would be rude wouldn't it? And one must rise above the mean-ness of the world and try to better than that

put itching powder in the bed shes going to use she want want to come over again.

accidently tip purple dye into her bag???

if she uses roll on pop out the ball tip half away and put eggwhites and milk in there ??

I didn't say, oh yes do come over it will be great to have you... I said, 'well I suppose. I am going to be 37 weeks along and I'm very tired lately so I'm not sure how clean things will be...'

Bleu - She said what?????? I'd like a piece of her too, send her my way.

Bleu - you have good reason!!!! you are better than that, you would just be protecting yourself from snipey nasty comments. perfectly fine to turn her away IMO

Nutty, have you been watching cartoons this morning?

& Bleu, I don't think it'd be nearly as rude as she is! What a complete bitch! Honestly!

Nutty! I must act more mature then her surely. (though the devil in me narrows her eyes and thinks about how to get away with such evil deeds)

rub her toothbrush in soap and white pepper???

Bleu - she deserves all she gets [evil emoticon]

Well I'm glad you're all indignant for me, it makes me feel better actually for thinking her not so nice myself. It may inspire me to clean the kitchen to prove how much better than I am then her.

Are you just making these up, Nutty, or are they tried and tested?

can you think of things DH didn't like about her and then make subtle references to that this evening?

can you think of things DH didn't like about her and then make subtle references to that this evening?

nooooo, well ok clean the kitchen but save up some manky grease and put it into her tea or something.

if she takes sugar in her drinks use salt instead

Juw - that would be telling

I would have said no, Bleu. Or if I had said yes in a moment of insanity I would plead pg sickness and take to my bed for a bit to fend her off and make her go to a hotel.

Failing that a voodoo doll might have a good effect on the proceedings.

oooohhh bright pink hair dye in her shampoo (only works if shes blonde though)

Um, I'm not exactly sure why Dh didn't stay with her... she was a bit of a serial dater I think...I've never really asked come to think about it. I just know that Dh is fine for her as a friend now, but doesn't want her as a lover... though she does somehow always seem to bring up the fact that they were lovers long before anyone ever knew I existed whenever she is over... I think I actually make her very insecure so all the little things, while irritating, just make me a bit tight lipped.

i haven't got pink, but I do have some blue...but I wouldn't want to waste it on her...it's such a lovely shade...

Boff you are on to something there .......Bleu eat something that brings on pg sickness and "accidentally" aim your mouth her way (too far and too gross maybe???)

Bleu - i have blue hair dye handy (3 tubes in fact, if you do it i can always send you some more to repace what you use)

hey BB - when my friend went into labour it started out as period type pains....