Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

so the orgy thread begins

yeah nutty but it's been longer than that. It does say there is 6 months manufacturers warranty but also says any damage in transit should be reported within 24 hours to claim from the couriers insurance

Suprise - aw bum, where did you get it from, they might be ok if you explain you only opened it today??

babyjewels, nutty.

Have emailed them as the phone lines are shut until Monday now.

hey lou, your mw is right - just do whatever you need to keep your mind at rest!

Surprise you should be ok because it is faulty

I like the baby bootcamp and stand to deliver one too x

Suprise - BBs right, you should be fine xx

thank you. will let you know.

any news on these breaking waters and contraction ladies?

cant believe springy has buggered off to brum again lol

not yet, just going to check who their buddy's are.

I'm shopping in Brum tomorrow, will look out for her!

Babypringle opted out and OddEyes is with Conker (who is on holiday)

hopefully they will pop back on with news

Suprise - ooooh cool

Due April 2009: Episode 20 - De Fuzzing and being caught by the Fuzz!! Hairy Scary

Springys mum will be spoiling her rotten all weekend - I would be up there too if she'd have me!!!

Lou - do you want to join the buddy system?

WFH can you believe they are all beating us too it????!!!! !

I feel very 'hard' today - stomach feels very solid and my legs are all painful and heavy think tonight will be a bad night!

BB "I feel very 'hard' today"

though solid tummy is a good sign (i think)?!?! you still getting BH?

who knows tonight could be your night

lol shall we all do a mass exodus to springys mums

Hi guys, thank you for the replies. DD2 was 5lb 6oz in the end, so a very respectable weight for her gestation.

Babybolat, that is a really kind offer, but with DD1 having SN so hospital appts coming out of our ears, DD2 only 19 mo, and me backwards and forwards to the hospital, I would be fearful that I would let my buddy down by not getting a chance to respond, or post, in time. So whilst I thank you, I will decline. I will let you all know when I have baby, though, and lurk some more.

That was a good weight Lou. My DS1 was 4 lb 9 oz at 34 weeks and I was told that was good! He too had apparently stopped growing at 32-33 due to deterioration of the placenta as a result of pre-eclampsia.

Let us know how things go.

make sure you do - we need some more people to balance out the smutty ones.... !!!

Not really - BH have really slowed down the past couple of days just have back ache more than anything now!

Do you know how pleased I would be if I had LO this week - would get me out of doing a horrible work job on Monday!!!!

DH stole laptop! Shocking! But I thought of one more really good tunewhile I was gone

I vote for morphine chasers!

Lou - I've stocked up on BumGenius as well - good luck (DC1 for me so no idea how I'll get on).

Nutty - so glad you were there to catch 'feel very hard'!!

Mmmmmm, David Tennant.......

oooh he is so skinny!!!

Honestly I don't think I have enough tissues to watch Comic Relief tonight!!

I have now got told off by DH for being 'scary' and being 'too hard on AP'.

Is it so much to expect for someone to phone if she is going to be late?? Is that being too hard on someone???

I really give up.

Having Braxton Hicks now. Stressed. Serve them right if I gave birth. I am feeling very hormonal and nasty.

Hi Lou - Good to hear from you. I hope everything works out ok. Do let us know how you get on after the next scan.

Boff, sorry if this crosses the line but I think your DH has his priorities wrong!

Yes if this one thing was in isolation then I would understand his reaction but it has been constant, constant mistakes and bad decisions on her part.

Sorry I know she is good with the kids and they like her but actually I do think you would be so much happier if you didn't have to deal with these horrible situations.

BB - I'm hurt lol

Boff - BB's right, you really shouldnt have to put up with this. its virtually every fortnight, she bucks up her ideas for a bit then you're back to square 1. you're going round in circles and its not doing you any good.