Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

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so the orgy thread begins

you can keep naval ones in if you use the soft plastic ones (they're actually called pregnancy bars) but they do get really uncomfortable after about 30weeks. I took mine out when i found out i was pg. will take the nip's out about 2 weeks pre due date.

i have had my piercings for years though so no chance of them closing over.

i would go by boffs book as with the belly bars depending on the way you have been pierced the skin goes really tight so there is a possibility of it tearing if you do have a bar in, even a soft plastic one.

well I took belly one out at 24 weeks and am not at all bothered if it closes up or not because I had only had it done about 4 months before getting pg.
The fanjo ones are great though and I really dont want them to close over, but they must only be about a year old so no idea if they would close or not.

Evening ladies, sorry I missed the fruit bowl I'm quite pleased because I noticed just before my shower that I've definitely got some gentle leakage, and it became even more obvious after the shower when I dried off because my nipples didn't really dry off (It makes me very leased because it really was the last piece of the puzzle, so to speak, that I was waiting for. It's made me very content and so this evening is going quite well (except that the 2 pints of choco-milk I drank earlier has really upset my tummy --silly me drinking it all when I'm bloody lactose intolerant!)

Glad the dr and mw appointments have gone well in the long run for everyone.
Schulte, your poor little one always seems ill Hopefully she recovers quickly.

OMG having a BH but it feels like it's my fanjo that's having it! Sorry for TMI. Is it because I was talking about it. Have never had that before

Trista - you should be fine to take them out after a year the skin will stay as it is, it's only tounge & brow bars they say to worry about as its a muscle piercing rather than just skin.

Have just won a baby tummy tub on Freecycle! not sure what it is, but hey!

And guest is being quite congenial too

WHAAAA HAAA HAAAA at the fruit bowl convo!!!! You lot are fantastic!!! If I was a fruit I'd definitely be a....

Rampant Raspberry!!!

tee hee hee....

The movie last night was very good - The Young Victoria - all beautiful costumes and gentle love scenes, very sweet! Recommended for a no-brainer night out...

oh those are those cute little buckets to bathe baby in! Sweet Boffin!

nice one boff, well done

Boffin - tummytub v cute well done

Kitty aka Miss Raspberry what you waiting for go change, you might get pulled by our resident rozzers though (springy in disguise???)

Well I should probably take myself off to bed, I'm feeling positively nauseous...though oddly I feel like having sex all the same...strange.

Hugs to all you fruity ladies! Night.

That looks good. I can't lift a normal baby bath and this will be brilliant.

I love Freecycle. A capuccino machine and a baby bath in the same week!

Bleu - i would still go rub her toothbrush in the soap

Finally....I've managed to catch up on the last 24 hours.

It's taken me so long that I'm off to bed now. I'm really tired because I keep getting phonecalls during DD's nap time. Normally it would be my nap time as well but it's a bit hard to sleep with the phone ringing. Bloody Estate Agents. Oh, and they aren't even ringing for a good reason. I may bite the head off of the next incompetent estate agent who wants me to buy a house that is not in the catchment area of one of the two schools that I have specified to them. Why do they not understand that IT DOES NOT MATTER if the house is very close to the catchment area - IT STILL DOESN'T COUNT! And to top it all, my mum keeps on ringing when it's nap time. Now she really should know better. Would it be completely unreasonable to tell her that she has pissed me off by doing this?

Swaliswan - unplug the phone during naptime and put your mobile on silent. if its that important they will leave a message

Trista - clitoral piercings during pg

The phone was on silent but it kept vibrating. My mum rung me from her work which comes up as a strange number (not her normal work number) so I answered it in case it was important. It wasn't.

thanks nutty. I think I'll leave them where they are for now and take them out at beginning of labour. They only take seconds to take out.

I really am off to bed now.

Night All x

Night Swali xx

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two
prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by the fact that,
from the next room, he hears his little friend
shouting out cries of
"Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head.

"You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the fu*king bed."