Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

so the orgy thread begins

probably just a really really unfortunate attempt at humour. wow though.

bad form really though.

I shall keep my new name for special occasions - like AIBUs and live HB thread! Although, this is supposed to be the orgy thread, so it does fit in well......

LuLu - sorry your cat is evil - how funny tho

I have to say I have been so good today - done so much work that tomorrow (fingers crossed) should be a very chilled one to the point that I can now do nothing more until people come back to me (clients / bosses etc) - the house is a mess and I have eaten 8 of my treats for the two weeks (think I will have to re-stock these!!) but hey!! going to stop at 5.30 on the dot (started at 7 so think that is fair), tidy up, iron and hoover round and actually pretend to be a good wife!!

I REALLY want strawberry milkshake but we have 1. very little milk and 2. no strawberries!!!

I LOVE STRAWBERRY WHORE!!! come back!!!

Any news from kaz - she doing ok?

Okay, but just for a while!

Kaz is doing fine herself - she says the recovery post CS is less painful than the lap. chole. (keyhole removal of gallbladder) she had a little way back! The twins are still in SCBU, just establishing feeding and until they can regulate their own temperature. It has already been a week since they arrived! I can't believe it!

Now, juice me baby! Juice me good and hard!

just a quickie am here and have been quickly reading rofl and lmao at strawberry whore. not got much time at mo as just off to hospital but will be back soon with official BA and BS.

can't wait kaz - give your babies a bit snuggle and kiss from all of us!!!

Oh so now I am finished and ready to chat you are all off elsewhere.... well fine....

I'm still lurking. This is not a busy time of day for us fruit whores.

Having said that, DH now home so off to shops!

Kazz - ooohhh cant wait

Strawbs - laproscopy is really painful!! goodd to know that c/s is better!

you soooooo have to keep the name!!!

BB yay for you being sorted workwise

Juices strawberrys for extra saucyness lol

I'm back really quick. Dh is sorting things (putting car seat in the car currently)

Not sure I'm going to be able to have the strawberry icecream I have for later with all the saucyness going on...I may start laughing and show a mouthful to the guest...

Strawbs - would you rather be coated in chocolate or sugar??

BB - come back!!! actually no just realised you will be going home in 4 mins so be off with you

I should probably shower before she comes so I look all rosey and glowing shouldn't I? Maybe I can convince Dh to help scrub my back and then I'll have a wicked glint in my eye too when she arrives...hmmm

scrub my back or the counters...

Smutts am already at home (yay!!) so as of 5.30 I am officially done although am not doing anything at the mo as no one has come back to me!! oooh chocolate covered strawberries!!! yum yum yummmmy

I like yogurt covered strawberries too mmmm

BB have you bought a cute neutral going home from the hospital outfit for baby? I'm not finding very much myself.

yup chocolate fountain with strawberrys and marshmallows mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Did I miss all the fun?

Bleu, I have 8 different babygro type things for the hospitals all very neutral, and hats etc etc, will probably just use one of those and this beautiful hand-knitted shawl a friend of the family made us to keep LO warm. Not going to worry about the outfit too much as we have made sure it's just me and DH bringing the baby home and will save all the outfits for when people come round! I also know my mum will bring loads of clothes to the hospital so can use one of those!

Nutty I know, not back in London until Thursday next week!!! Friends is on, I am curled up on the sofa with my duvet, have put the (un-ironed) clothes away, washed up, now just need to hoover (after work) then I am all done!

oooh smutts forgot to ask - how is DD enjoying her dressing up box now she has taken it all in?