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Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 11/03/2009 20:02

so the orgy thread begins

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Bleuravin · 12/03/2009 17:15

Yeah I was just thinking babygros too...but then I've been asked a couple times about an 'outfit' so I've been looking..but not really found much.

Off for my shower; tootles.

LemonSlag · 12/03/2009 17:16

Helllooooooooooooooooooooo??

BabyBolat · 12/03/2009 17:16

Who is that annoying person that keeps posting on our lovely Antenatal thread???!!!

LemonSlag · 12/03/2009 17:18

Not Ju.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:20

BB - thats fantastic yay for you relaxing, feet up missy

i just have creamy babygrows and a few cute hats and a fleecy lion blankie, though i do have an adorable denim dress & top packed for if its daytime

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BabyBolat · 12/03/2009 17:21

I CAN'T WAIT to find out what it is!!!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:21

then who?? LemonSlag?? are you an incarnation of Blueberry harlot??

Mathsmummy maybe??

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AppleTramp · 12/03/2009 17:21

Am I being ignored?

AppleTramp · 12/03/2009 17:22

I am many fruits. And I bear a due April fruit.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:22

BB yeah she loves it she's actually wearing her fairy outfit to school tommorow for RND

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:23

ahhhhh apple tramp when will you be bearing this april fruit???

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AppleTramp · 12/03/2009 17:23

Late.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:24

as late as my smutty self????

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:25

Puzzle is that you???

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AppleTramp · 12/03/2009 17:26

Not quite.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:26

Frekkles???

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AppleTramp · 12/03/2009 17:26

Yes . And I was just about to change to MelonSkankyOldScrubber

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:27

will i be getting a prize for this???

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AppleTramp · 12/03/2009 17:27

Yes Puzzle, not yes Frekkles.

PuzzleRocks · 12/03/2009 17:28

A fruit basket?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:28

at melonSOS are your melons large and firm?

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PuzzleRocks · 12/03/2009 17:29

God I wish.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:29

why thank you

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 12/03/2009 17:31

LOL

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WhatFreshHellIsThis · 12/03/2009 17:34

Hello all

I'M ON MATERNITY LEAVE

thank god

am completely exhausted

and for a limited time only (I don't like posting pics), pics of Spaceman DS on my profile. Please remember I had only what was in the house to work with!

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