Due April 2009: Episode 19 - We had sex in July!! The curse of the slummy mummy!!

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

so the orgy thread begins

more related to sleeping patterns rather than birth i think.

I think, to be honest, I'd be more worried about a woman with a baby / small child who had a spotlessly clean & tidy house than one who'd let the housework slide a bit - I'd be questioning how much time she was spending being a mother as opposed to a cleaner. Kids don't care how much laundry's piling up, frankly - they're more interested in being played with & cuddled.

I just drink 2 pints of choco- milk with the fridge door hanging open... does that make me a very bad person you think?

nope. but now i want chocolate milk.

Amen to that! Plus, I'm all for them being exposed to as much dirt as possible. You've got to eat a peck of dirt before you die, and all that.

Mmmmmm, chocolate milk. I'm a bit of a whore for strawberry milkshakes, though, has to be said.

or is it my bad grammar which makes me bad?

Bleu, I think you're too concerned with being a good / bad person.

Drink the choco-milk, rub the cat on her bed & sit down & have a rest.

Hope you don't feel too full and sloshy now though Bleu.

Juw- you strawberry whore you lol

Maybe I will name change to StrawberryWhore

Bleu - i'm no saint, but i am a good person (well most of the time ) stop your worrying woman.

Lol Springy...I'm about to go out and pick up DH early from work. He says he misses me and is going to come home one way or the other to help clean the kitchen so I might as well pick him up.

And no, not sloshy...my tummy was already grumbling...but when it grumbles the baby calms down (I think it may scare her/him a bit )

Juw - PLEASE !!!go on Please please please with sugar and a strawberry on top please!!!

Right. I'm off. Thanks for cheering me up loads about my guest I really appreciate it Hugs.

I hope to be able to check in later even with her here (rude I know)

Oooooh......yeah......baby......I like it red and juicy!!!

ooooooohhhhhh you juicy fruit you

suits you

give us a twirl!

oh good LORD! i popped back into the thread and the first thing i read was:

By StrawberryWhore
Oooooh......yeah......baby......I like it red and juicy!!!

and i thought we had been hijacked!!

lolololol

lol strawberry sauce anyone

RASPBERRY LEAF TEA!

Just sitting down with a cuppa after tackling the ironing.

Ju the new name is brilliant.

Bleu - I can send my cat round to you to make your house guest one of his special welcome presents if you like. Just found another offering from him in my swimming bag. Bastard.

Right, normal service resumed (though I may resurrect alter-ego at intervals!). HV been and gone. Mostly she gave me lots of leaflets, explained her role etc, checked to see whether DH abuses me....you know....normal stuff!

But OMG!! Brief mention of jaundice and how breast-fed babies are often a bit jaundiced and how this is perfectly normal and nothing to worry about "because we wouldn't want you to worry that something was wrong, is my baby Chinese?"!!

YIKES.

I wonder whether I imagined it? She just kind of muttered it under her breath. But I really can't think what else she could have said. Lawks.

Juw - Noooooo why did you change Yikes???