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Due April 2009: Episode 18 - Mumble gets married and we have triplets and twins here!!

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PuzzleRocks · 08/03/2009 17:43

Let the ramblings commence.

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Schulte · 09/03/2009 20:43

Haha I am here, in case you want to be reminded of the pig's willies

Seriously Springy, stop looking at that website, it's not good for you LOL

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 20:44

Aha, good vibrations I see. And novelty handcuffs.

Not as aesthetically well thought out but less expensive and more discreet!

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 20:44

Ah Ju, if only you'd been around for the original conversation - you're on the right wavelength

& I think it's a vibrator. There are other variations such as this, but I can't imagine that you'd be able to get anywhere near orgasm with that thing anywhere near you.

LuLuBai · 09/03/2009 20:45

He he he - thanks for the bondage duckie (struth nearly typed bondage f**kie there - how Freudian!)

Quite a lot of animals have barbed ones don't they. I think all cats do, not just lions.

V. glad I was born human thinking about all this.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 20:46

Lol at bondage duckie interesting bathtimes

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 20:46

PIRATES ARE ALL THE RAGE!!!

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 20:47

Travel size, you'll note.

LuLuBai · 09/03/2009 20:48

I found a set of 'Village People' bath ducks the other day in my quest to make bathtime more interesting. Red Indian Duck, Bondage Policeman Duck etc. Super kitsch but didn't think DD would really get the joke and as DH used to be 'In The Navy' for real he is a bit sensitive to Village People jokes.

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 20:49

Bet they didn't take 1 x AAA battery, either

LuLuBai · 09/03/2009 20:51

oooooooh [innocent emoticon] just realised that the Adult Hub bath ducks have batteries which means.....

Ahaaaa

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 20:52

Not so much 'I rub my duckie' really, as the exact opposite.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 20:52

ahoy there indeed

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 20:55

Hello Sailor!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 20:56

Rub A Dub Dub

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 20:57

Seaman Staines, Roger the Cabin Boy.........

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 20:59

flotsam and jetsam

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 21:02

Errrmmm.....splice the mainbrace?

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 21:03

'sensitive to Village People jokes' fantastic

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 21:14

anyway off for a bath........shame there are only normal duckies

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 21:47
Swaliswan · 09/03/2009 22:05

Is it safe to come in and join you lot or will you keep linking to scary sex toys?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 22:09

Swaliswan - i think its safe now hows your day been?

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 22:22

ARRRRRRGH. I just phoned my mum to basically say that my sister's not doing coursework because she's having some kind of mental breakdown (because I'm really worried about her, not because I want to get her in trouble) & my mother neglected to mention that I was on loudspeaker with my sister sitting in the room.

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 22:22

Evening, Swali How are you?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 22:29

Springy - oh no, nightmare eek

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