Due April 2009: Episode 18 - Mumble gets married and we have triplets and twins here!!

[PuzzleRocks]

Let the ramblings commence.

Dammit Nutty, that's my money making idea spoiled. Although I still think a ball the size of a birth ball would be better - provides pelvic support whilst you...work.

Have been watching the vids cos we kindly offered to copy them to DVD for NCT teacher, as so few people have video recorder these days (completely legal, I assure you). After 3 water births (one of which was really more like porn than birth, complete with hairy beardy man), I was pleased to find we can do the copying ('8 birth stories' - no chance), AND still watch the Simpsons, instead of watching the vid.

Lulu - You'll note spacehoppers have two such attachments, for double the fun! That's why the space hopper has such an evil grin!

Ooh, it's getting serious between WFH & BB It'll be handbags at dawn

Lauren, that sounds horrible How are you now?

Ju, love the image of newborn baby cologne Good that Kaz is out - I hope the babies are very close behind!

Hahahaha, KittyCat That's the spirit

BB, as if you can ask 'why would you watch the videos?' so soon after googling for that picture I hope you warned your DH of what you were about to show him, at least.

Nutty, I have a question. Stupid I'm sure, but - 'Or at the same time the E-Z Rider Rocker makes oral simulation with you partner so easy.' - erm, how?

Sorry Juw, still cant believe you watched them

Night Kitty enjoy being clean xx

Oh my goodness my mind is boggling about the options with the two attachments .

Springy LOL no I didn't hee hee [evil emoticon]

would you trust this face?

for 'pony girls' as I believe they're called

To help you on your way to being the goatse man?

Springy - not having used one personally, the honest answer is i dont know lol but i'm guessing all you have to do is open your mouth (its a typo, supposed to be stimulation, well thats what it says on the 8 inch )

SPRINGY!!! we need a hiding eyes emoticon so these posts can come with warnings!!!

OMG - the spacehopper bits are twirly like pig's willies.

Anyone else having flashbacks?

BB, you've had Turkish...

ROLF at pony girls, whole new meaning to going riding

Springy "break the anal barrier" arrrrrggggghhhhh lol no breakages thank you very much

Flashbacks to what???

I'm too scared to look at Springy's link...

Why Greek?

That pony one is a bit disturbing

& LuLu, I'm trying not to, but yes... Little bit familiar.

LuLu - yep flashbacks aplenty but better not to go there anymore!!!

Eeek - I'm not opening the links either. DH is intrigued enough by my wierd internet search history.

Ju we had a long conversation one evening about pig's willies, which are in fact twisted (a bit like the spacehopper appendage). Schulte found a story about a man who had somehow persuaded his porky beast to bugger him. Lots of people found pics of pig's willies and other obscenities.

I have no idea why it's Greek. I asked DH. He was more concerned as to why one of them has testicles

He's also just told me that I'm not to be going anywhere near him with a strap on. Unprovoked. Methinks he may be protesting too much

Springy - for realisim i suppose lol buy one, and strut up to him one day gwaaannnnn

LuLu, put this in the bath - it'll distract from any thoughts of poo monsters

That must have been a very well-trained pig!

Twisted willy sounds infinitely preferable to barbed willy (?lions). Nature and its infinite variety.....

£20!!!!! Does it do anything?