Due April 2009: Episode 18 - Mumble gets married and we have triplets and twins here!!

[PuzzleRocks]

Let the ramblings commence.

Kitty - make em stop lol BB will ave you!!

Just popping in to mark new thread and vote for bananas and custard (though turns out best not to make custard whilst chatting on phone).

Great that Mumble and Nutty's DD had such brilliant days!

Ugh that people are fiddling about DOWN THERE!

Ah Kitty pack that in right now!!!

Nutts, so glad she had a good day!!!

Boffin dont tell me you have never has a kitkat (four fingers of fun doncha know, or 2 if its funsize)

Thanks BB xx

and thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes

Is a kitkat a bizarre sexual practice promulgated by the Rolling Stones, perchance??

Nutty - what did your DD say when she got her birthday present? I bet she was sooooooo pleased!

possibly, though i just made it up so possibly not

I was wondering if you were more wordly than me for a moment there ...

Nutty - glad I'm not the only person who sniggers at the choice between four fingers or a chunky!

Schulte - How very dare you!

I thought it was a mars bar? Waste of chocolate if you ask me.

Nutty - Bless your DD proclaiming her love for you both. She sounds so sweet.

mumblemum, so glad you had a lovely day - & that DD was well enough to enjoy it too! It all sounds wonderful. I'm really pleased for you xx Now pass the puddings

BB, you felt the head? Yay Soon!

& Nutty, so happy to hear that DD had a great day. How many of her drsesing up things has she worn so far?

Schulte - i think she was a bit overwhelmed tbh she had a big smile plastered on her face said "so much stuff" and then rummaged and stroked for about half an hour then put it all back really carefully apart fromn the wings, wand and a mask which she kept on for a bit. She's a bit like that though, backs off if shes on "overload" then she will go back to it all and "rediscover" it in her own time

Nutty she sounds absolutely lovely!!

Oh God, Puzzle, you've just reminded me of that urban legend about a friend of a friend who used a Mars Bar to 'pleasure' (I doubt that'd be the right word, to be honest) his girlfriend & then ate it.

How sweet that she was stroking & rummaging through everything - what a lovely, careful little girl So adorable

Springy - theres a name for the chocolate being eaten from fanjo experience ...... cant remember it now though fudgeing possibly?

she is lush (even if i do say so myself ) lol

Ick.

Even more ick at Urban Dictionary's definition. I didn't find what I was expecting - & oddly I wish I had

Springy - uuuurrrggghhhh lol

Twix
Noun: A chocolate bar. Finger-shaped crunchy biscuit topped with caramel and coated in chocolate. Rumoured that some people also use these for other things =/

Verb: To twix = to finger.

'I twixed myself with a Twix'
'One finger or two?'
chocolate finger twix caramel biscuit

1. Twix

A two digit vaginal or anal fingerbang. After working over Crystal's asspipe with a half hour of wunderbar, Tony easily managed to go twix on that bitch.

Kitkat
A four digit vaginal or anal fingerbang. Should be attemped by trained professionals only.

nothing for mars bar though

Oh gosh. That's... Well. I hope it doesn't influence my dreams tonight, put it that way

LOL at 'trained professionals', though.

lol dont think i will be buying a twix or a kitkat for a while lol

Springy - hows things with you today? x

oops

Nooo, I'm still here! I was just watching Lost

I'm okay, actually. Having a better day with contractions & stuff. Not perfect, but much, much better.

You can't kill my participation with any level of smut

How's the pain recently?

That was quite smutty even by our standards.

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