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Due April 2009: Episode 18 - Mumble gets married and we have triplets and twins here!!

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PuzzleRocks · 08/03/2009 17:43

Let the ramblings commence.

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SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 19:09

We have two bathroom cabinets, actually. One by the bath with shampoos, conditioners, wide-toothed comb, shower gel & my razor. The one above the sink has various crap in it, including my stretch mark cream, perineum massage oil (unused) & Anusol ('guess the condition of the woman in this flat!'), our toothbrushes (in a holder, because I'm really uptight about the hygiene of my toothbrush & can't have it touching anything), some of my hair clips & bands, deodorants & DH's razor.

It's exciting stuff!

BabyBolat · 09/03/2009 19:10

everything bar the spacehopper and the BJs!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:12

BB ahhhh you're going to have to spacehop then and bj if that does'nt work or BJ while you spacehop

Springy - very exciting!!

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 19:14

Have you seen the March thread? They're barely even a group. It's like they don't know each other at all - it's quite weird. They post updates & stuff, but they don't have any banter or silliness like we do. I think our group must be really unusual for that... I feel really lucky to be part of this thread - it's been such a lifesaver at many times & you're all just fab Other threads are a bit meh. & take months to finish each one

BB, just start pushing & see what happens

Nutty, I'm pleased to know that - it's a special bonding experience in our friendship. I think we have the same at the moment actually, but I just buy whatever's on special offer.

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 19:15

BJing whilst you spacehop can not end well

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:17

Spring lol at our colgate bond

i would have gone insane without you lot xx

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:18

surely it would save you having to move your head?? the bouncing action would do it for you

BabyBolat · 09/03/2009 19:22

I think it's more the potential teeth incidents!!

We have whatever is on offer or if I have forgotten it then whatever is in the closest shop!!!

If I just pushed what would happen do you think?

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 09/03/2009 19:22

Mental image of BB bouncing while BJing... Ewwwww!!!

BabyBolat · 09/03/2009 19:24

LOL buddy-o-mine!!

Do you think boff has got stuck in the loo???

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 19:24

You'd probably just poo yourself

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:26

BB - piles probably

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:27

painting probably, though she will be in trouble if she is!!

BabyBolat · 09/03/2009 19:28

it just hurt my stomach muscles (well what is left of them!!!)

BabyBolat · 09/03/2009 19:29

Oh update on DH's pedicure skills- in the daylight they are worse!!!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:29

bst not to push methinks you will be doing yourself a mischeif lol

BabyBolat · 09/03/2009 19:30

I did myself a mischief getting knocked up in the first place

Juwesm · 09/03/2009 19:34

BB - you don't have to worry about me beating you. I've just been watching birth videos and have decided I'm not doing it. And you can't make me.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:34

lol

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 09/03/2009 19:35

Too true BB!

And we all KNOW that Boff is DIY'ing, cos she's superwoman - so we'll wait till she comes back and pounce...

Maybe she's painting the skirting with her bump? Assisted by institutional brown mobility aids, of course...
Shall we start an online collection to buy her some funky spray paint - maybe bright blue or red - so she can jazz up her new toys a bit??

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:37

Juw - birth videos are scary better to not watch them, going through it is better

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 09/03/2009 19:40

i have mettalic purple spray paint she can have lol

SpringySunshine · 09/03/2009 19:42

BB, my dad is really good at painting toenails - he even did mine for the wedding. He would be a bit embarrassed if he thought that I was telling a bunch of women this on the internet I imagine DH would be useless, though.

I wonder if Boff's naked painting like Ju.

& I've not watched any birth videos since being pregnant. I think I'll keep it that way.

WhatFreshHellIsThis · 09/03/2009 19:43

BabyBolat I walked to nursery today to pick up DS and on the way back the bump has shovelled even lower into my pelvis so it feels like if I cough it might fall out - so if you want to be first you'd better start pushing now!

lauren61 · 09/03/2009 19:44

hey guys not been on in a while, been in and out of hospital with tightenings leakages and now have thrush... and it was all going so well

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