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Due Aug 08 - 400 Nappies, Tingly Cream, a Pricey Pram, and a Rock Star Bump

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TwilightSurfer · 31/05/2008 01:55

DUE AUGUST 2008 STATS
[TSupdate31MAY08]

GROUP TOTAL: 77 [BOYS (11) vs. GIRLS (13)]

23JUL Voodoococonut is 29 and lives in Manchester but moving to West Midlands asap. She has a DD, 19M. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
28JUL IlanaK is 35 and lives in Central London. She has 2DSs, 6y & 3y. Expecting DC#3 via CSec, a BOY to be named Saul.
29JUL Miamla is 32 and lives in North London. Expecting DC#1, a BOY to maybe be named Theodore.
29JUL Bigboydiditandranaway is 36 and lives in Midlands. She has a DS, 26m. Expecting DC#2.
30JUL Dizzydixies is 32 and lives in Fife. She has 2DDs, 4y & 2y. Expecting DC#3 via VBac or CSec, guesses it's a girl.
31JUL Merrydaisy has a DD 2.6y. Expecting DC#2.
31JUL SassyLou is 33 and lives in Cheshire. She has 2DDs, 7y & 5y. Expecting DC#3.
01AUG Dutchindo has 2DSs, 8y & 14m, and a DD, 7y. Expecting DC#4.
01AUG PhilB is 31 and lives in SE London. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
01AUG Pertelote is 30 and lives in East London. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
02AUG Vintagegardenia is 35 and lives in Ireland. She has a DS, 9y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
02AUG Mum2b1 is expecting DC#1.
02AUG Shazza2002 is 27 and lives in West London. She has a DD, 5y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
02AUG Monkeytennis is expecting and lives in Glasgow.
03AUG Alittlebitshy is 28 and lives in East London/Essex. She has a DD, 5y. Expecting DC#2 via CSec, a SURPRISE.
04AUG Littlebeezz
05AUG ChaCha is 32 and lives in Oxford. She has 2DCs, 2y & 10m, Expecting DC#3 via CSEC, guesses it's a boy.
06AUG Kittenpaws is expecting DC#3.
06AUG Sweetiesandcakes has a DD, 2.5y. Expecting DC#2.
07AUG BraveNewWorld is 31 and lives in London. Expecting DC#1, a GIRL.
08AUG LadyOfWaffle is 22 and lives in Berkshire. She has a DS, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
08AUG Mummypud is 28 and lives in Wiltshire. She has a DD, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL.
08AUG SKYTVADDICT is 40 and lives in Lincolnshire. She has a DS, 8m, and 2DDs, 7y & 11y. Expecting DC#4, a SURPRISE.
08AUG Bealcain is 21 and lives in Kent, She has 2DSs 2y & 1y. Expecting DC#3, a GIRL.
09AUG BirthdayBaby is expecting DC#1.
10AUG Lcy is 30 and lives in Wales. Expecting DC#1, guesses it's a boy.
11AUG Sarahnh is 32 and lives in West Midlands. She has a DD, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL to maybe be named Tess Alexandra.
11AUG Carolbrad lives in North West. Expecting DC#1.
11AUG Foghornleghorn is 23 and lives in Northampton. She has 2DDs, 3y & 1y. Expecting DC#3, guesses it's a girl.
12AUG Thinking has a DD, 15m. Expecting DC#2.
12AUG MagicMonkey has a DS, 17m. Expecting DC#2.
12AUG Buckets is 31 and lives in Southampton. She has a DD, 4y, & a DS, 3. Expecting DC#3 via CSec (01-07AUG?), a BOY to maybe be named Kurt.
14AUG TheApprentice has a DS, 1y. Expecting DC#2.
14AUG Hardygirl is 36 and lives in SW London. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
14AUG HazieDazieandBaby is 26 and lives in Aberdeen. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE to be named Cole or Gabriella.
14AUG Gigglegirl is 32 and lives in Stockport. She has a DD, 4y, and 2DSs, 2y & 1y. Expecting DC#4, a GIRL to be named Imogen.
14AUG Lewisham lives in West London. Expecting DC#1.
15AUG Punksnotdead has 2DDs and is expecting DC#3, a GIRL via CSec.
16AUG TwilightSurfer is 37 and lives in Tennessee, USA. She has a DD, 4y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL to maybe be named Maggie Ethelyn or Georgia Viviann.
16AUG Longwayfromhome is 29 and lives in Argentina. Expecting DC#1, a BOY to named Tomas.
16AUG Pregnancy1 is 31 and lives in London. Expecting DC#1, a GIRL.
17AUG CaptainCaveman is 35 and lives in Nottingham. She has a DS, 3.11y. Expecting DC#2 via VBac, a BOY.
17AUG Iliketosleep is 24 and lives in Wolverhampton. She has 2DDs, 7y & 6y and a DS, 4y. Expecting DC#4.
17AUG Poppysocks is 30 and lives in St Andrews. She has a DD, 23m. Expecting DC#2 via CSec or maybe VBAC, a GIRL.
17AUG Warthog has a DD, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL.
17AUG Jennylee is 30 and lives in West Lothian. She has a DS, 9y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL.
18AUG Kezza7779 is expecting DC#1, guesses it's a boy.
18AUG Browncat has a DS, 18m. Expecting DC#2.
18AUG Expectant is 32 and lives in Singapore. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
18AUG Cheerfulvicky is 24 and lives in Cornwall. Expecting DC#1, a BOY.
19AUG SazzlesA is 35 and lives in Cheltenham. She has a DD, 18m. Expecting DC#2 via VBAC or CSec, a GIRL to maybe be named Emma.
19AUG Karney is 39 and lives in Glasgow.
20AUG HelzBellz is 36 and lives in Nottingham. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
20AUG MillieMooMoo is 29 and lives in West Yorks. She has a DD, 26m. Expecting DC#2, guesses it's a boy.
20AUG Ejesmum is 38 and lives in Exeter. She has a DS, 4y. Expecting DC#2.
20AUG Stillhere is 36 and lives in Yorkshire. She has a DS, 2.5y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
21AUG HalfFrench is 32. Expecting DC#1.
21AUG Pinchypants is 34 and lives in Guildford. She has a DD, 20m. Expecting DC#2.
22AUG Frances123 is 27 and lives in London. She has a DD, 5m. Expecting DC#2.
22AUG Buddhababe is 32 and lives in South West London. She has a DS, 14m. Expecting DC#2.
23AUG Stickybean is 27 and lives in North London. Expecting DC#1, guesses it's a girl.
23AUG Mum2go is 34 and lives in SOLIHULL B HAM. She has a DD, 6y. Expecting DC#2.
24AUG Libbyssister is 34 and lives in Oxfordshire. She has a DS, 2.11y. Expecting DC#2, a BOY.
24AUG Cyteen is 32 and lives in Leicester. Expecting DC#1, a BOY.
25AUG Petitfilou is 36 and lives in S Oxfordshire. She has a DS, 4y, & a DD, 2.6y. Expecting DC#3, a BOY.
25AUG Oopsacoconut is 32 and lives in Wiltshire. Expecting DC#1, a GIRL to be named Poppaea Anna.
25AUG Tigz1985 is 22 and lives in Dundee. Expecting DC#1.
26AUG Ellasmum1 is 30 and lives in North Staffs-Newcastle under Lyme. She has a DD, 5y. Expecting DC#2, a BOY.
26AUG Dancerandprancer is 31 and lives in Devon. She has a DD, 28m. Expecting DC#2, a BOY.
26AUG Graysongirl is 31 and lives in Yorkshire. Expecting DC#1.
26AUG No1putsbabyinthecorner is 30 and lives in South Yorkshire. She as a DD, 1y. Expecting DC#2.
27AUG PennyBenjamin is 30 and lives in West London. Expecting DC#1.
27AUG Lucamom is 32 and lives in Warwickshire. She as DS, 13m. Expecting DC#2.
28AUG Readyforbed has 2 DSs and is expecting DC#3, a GIRL.
02SEP Sunshinemummy is 37 and lives in South West London. She as a DS, 22m. Expecting DC#2.
??AUG RACHG08 is expecting.
??AUG MARX is expecting DC#2.

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LadyOfWaffle · 12/06/2008 17:50

Goodness me - crop circles and hitler moustaches??? Have I stumbled upon the wrong thread? Only time for a quick hello (as per usual! ) because I need to get painting. {{hugs}} for everyone, hopefully I can catch up properly soon xxx

HazieDazieandBaby · 12/06/2008 17:51

And I'm sure the salons wouldn't flinch at your request, I'll be they've had weirder ones!

HazieDazieandBaby · 12/06/2008 17:53

I meant, 'I'll bet they've had weirder ones!'

Hi LoW!! Good to see you back and you know it's the right place because of the conversation content! Hope everything is good with you. Happy painting!

VintageGardenia · 12/06/2008 18:09

Oooh might go have a look at Moonpig then. I can't get over the way through the whole pregnancy I swerve so crazily between utterly adoring DP and curling my lip at him. Poor fellow!

When we win the cup, there will be sausages for tea
Sausages for tea
Sausages for tea

Well I don't know the rest but the sausages chez VG are cooked (so is VG's own sad little alternative meal of bean salad and baked fish. What's wrong with this picture?)

A plus tard, ladies. x

TwilightSurfer · 12/06/2008 18:17

WTF is this belly baby doing??!!?? I think she is transverse at this moment and trying to do a full body roll...very slowly. OUCH!! Sitting, standing, bouncy ball, bent over...nothing is working. I want someone to hang me upside by my feet so I can get her to move up a little....

List edits almost complete dispite baby action.

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Buckets · 12/06/2008 18:20

Great pressies for men:
Subscription to Viz
Subscription to The Idler
This book (if strong of stomach and sense of humour as it's hysterical but SHOCKING)(and yes I do know the author)

Good pressies for women:
My mum's books! Scuba Dancing and Murder Most Welcome (Don't be put off by the cover on the new one, it's truly dreadful! The book is great fun, I've just finished it, having only read earlier versions before.)

Buckets · 12/06/2008 18:21

Oh and ukuleles are very cool at the moment, cheap, portable, quiet and easy to learn.

HazieDazieandBaby · 12/06/2008 18:23

Aww TS, you poor thing! She seems to be a cheeky little one for sure! Don't know if it's safe for you to be hanging upside down, but as long as you know what you're doing!!

Why oh why do I look things up on the internet? I typed in CTG, after what the m/w said cos I didn't really think about asking what it meant, and all this stuff came up explaining it in the same breath as c/sec and all manner of scary things! Didn't bother venturing any further, went back to looking at maternity dresses, much nicer!

miamla · 12/06/2008 18:24

hi LOW, sorry but we've been waffling in your absence! what are you painting?

VG, have i missed something? why aren't you having sausages?

TS have you tried getting down on your hands and knees? (deary me, i'm really going to get a reputation at this rate!) seriously though, i find if i let everything just hang straight down, Pip soon moves to a better position

TwilightSurfer · 12/06/2008 18:28

Just had a lounge on the sofa with feet up. Baby moved up a litte but is now slowly sliding back into the bad position now. How is it I can feel all this motion this time? I don't remember any of this with DD1!!

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dizzydixies · 12/06/2008 18:38

hazie step away from google - no need to freak youself out at all!

what a lovely thing you're doing for dh. Shall I tell you what mine is getting for fathers day?

Did you like any of the dresses I put on? I didn't even start on seperates lol

SWEET FARK ALL same as I get every mothers day/birthday etc etc

he is fecking hopeless at the whole present thing and am sure I only got my Kenwood for my birthday as I threatened to leave him so I thought I'd try it his way

well, ok, have at least got him a card from the dcs but its more than he deserves [harumph][pretending I'm hard as nails emoticon]

LofW good to see you - hope all wel downstairs too

VG are you sure you're not a teacher with that stare and hark at you miamla cliping on me whilst off feeding the pack

TS get VG to have a stern word with lo and see if that stops her playing silly beggers in there - she can be rather scarey you know lol

suggestions for presents - here, I love this site, have bought a few good tees from it and all were loved

truffleshuffle

miamla · 12/06/2008 18:38

lol, ukelee for DP! he'll love it! well done buckets! i'm glad i asked on here now!!

miamla · 12/06/2008 18:41

and a mr strong tshirt for DB...he's into bodybuilding so that'll be perfect!

you guys are great!!

sorry dizz... had to get myself out of naughty corner and back onto the naughty sofa though

i'm off to cook shepherd's pie now so feel free to seek your revenge!

TwilightSurfer · 12/06/2008 18:54

DUE AUGUST 2008 STATS
[TSupdate12JUN08#3]

GROUP TOTAL: 52

DELIVERIES [BOYS (0) vs. GIRLS (0)]
sample23JUL via VB SOMEBODY delivered Jenny Sue, 8lbs 3oz & 55cm [EDD 08AUG]
sample24JUL via CS SOMEBODYELSE delivered Timmy, 6lbs & 43cm [EDD 31JUL]

EDD WAITING ROOM [BOYS (11) vs. GIRLS (14)]
21JUL IlanaK is 35 and lives in Central London. She has 2DSs, 6y & 3y. Expecting DC#3 via CSec, a BOY to be named Saul.
23JUL Voodoococonut is 29 and lives in Manchester but moving to West Midlands asap. She has a DD, 19M. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
29JUL Miamla is 32 and lives in North London. Expecting DC#1, a BOY to maybe be named Theodore.
29JUL Bigboydiditandranaway is 36 and lives in Midlands. She has a DS, 26m. Expecting DC#2.
30JUL Dizzydixies is 32 and lives in Fife. She has 2DDs, 4y & 2y. Expecting DC#3 via VBac or CSec, guesses it's a girl.
31JUL SassyLou is 33 and lives in Cheshire. She has 2DDs, 7y & 5y. Expecting DC#3.
01AUG PhilB is 31 and lives in SE London. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
01AUG Pertelote is 30 and lives in East London. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
02AUG Vintagegardenia is 35 and lives in Ireland. She has a DS, 9y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
02AUG Mum2b1 is expecting DC#1.
02AUG Shazza2002 is 27 and lives in West London. She has a DD, 5y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
03AUG Alittlebitshy is 28 and lives in East London/Essex. She has a DD, 5y. Expecting DC#2 via CSec, a SURPRISE.
05AUG ChaCha is 32 and lives in Oxford. She has 2DCs, 2y & 10m, Expecting DC#3 via CSEC, guesses it's a boy.
07AUG BraveNewWorld is 31 and lives in London. Expecting DC#1, a GIRL.
08AUG LadyOfWaffle is 22 and lives in Berkshire. She has a DS, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
08AUG Mummypud is 28 and lives in Wiltshire. She has a DD, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL.
08AUG SKYTVADDICT is 40 and lives in Lincolnshire. She has a DS, 8m, and 2DDs, 7y & 11y. Expecting DC#4, a SURPRISE.
08AUG Bealcain is 21 and lives in Kent, She has 2DSs 2y & 1y. Expecting DC#3, a GIRL.
09AUG BirthdayBaby is expecting DC#1.
10AUG Lcy is 30 and lives in Wales. Expecting DC#1, guesses it's a boy.
11AUG Sarahnh is 32 and lives in West Midlands. She has a DD, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL to maybe be named Tess Alexandra.
11AUG Foghornleghorn is 23 and lives in Northampton. She has 2DDs, 3y & 1y. Expecting DC#3, guesses it's a girl.
11AUG Sibh has 2DCs, DS 5y & DD 2y. She is expecting DC#3.
12AUG Buckets is 31 and lives in Southampton. She has a DD, 4y, & a DS, 3. Expecting DC#3 via CSec (01-07AUG?), a BOY to maybe be named Kurt.
14AUG Hardygirl is 36 and lives in SW London. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
14AUG HazieDazieandBaby is 26 and lives in Aberdeen. Expecting DC#1, a GIRL to be named Gabriella.
14AUG Gigglegirl is 32 and lives in Stockport. She has a DD, 4y, and 2DSs, 2y & 1y. Expecting DC#4, a GIRL to be named Imogen.
16AUG Longwayfromhome is 29 and lives in Argentina. Expecting DC#1, a BOY to named Tomas.
16AUG Pregnancy1 is 31 and lives in London. Expecting DC#1, a GIRL.
17AUG CaptainCaveman is 35 and lives in Nottingham. She has a DS, 3.11y. Expecting DC#2 via VBac, a BOY.
17AUG Iliketosleep is 24 and lives in Wolverhampton. She has 2DDs, 7y & 6y and a DS, 4y. Expecting DC#4.
17AUG Poppysocks is 30 and lives in St Andrews. She has a DD, 23m. Expecting DC#2 via CSec or maybe VBAC, a GIRL.
17AUG Warthog has a DD, 2y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL.
17AUG Jennylee is 30 and lives in West Lothian. She has a DS, 9y. Expecting DC#2, a GIRL.
18AUG Kezza7779 is expecting DC#1, guesses it's a boy.
18AUG Expectant is 32 and lives in Singapore. Expecting DC#1, a SURPRISE.
18AUG Cheerfulvicky is 24 and lives in Cornwall. Expecting DC#1, a BOY.
19AUG SazzlesA is 35 and lives in Cheltenham. She has a DD, 18m. Expecting DC#2 via VBAC or CSec, a GIRL to maybe be named Emma.
19AUG Karney is 39 and lives in Glasgow.
19AUG TwilightSurfer is 37 and lives in Tennessee, USA. She has a DD, 4y. Expecting DC#2 via VB, a GIRL to maybe be named Maggie Ethelyn.
20AUG Ejesmum is 38 and lives in Exeter. She has a DS, 4y. Expecting DC#2.
20AUG Stillhere is 36 and lives in Yorkshire. She has a DS, 2.5y. Expecting DC#2, a SURPRISE.
21AUG Pinchypants is 34 and lives in Guildford. She has a DD, 20m. Expecting DC#2.
23AUG Stickybean is 27 and lives in North London. Expecting DC#1, guesses it's a girl.
24AUG Libbyssister is 34 and lives in Oxfordshire. She has a DS, 2.11y. Expecting DC#2, a BOY.
24AUG Cyteen is 32 and lives in Leicester. Expecting DC#1, a BOY.
25AUG Petitfilou is 36 and lives in S Oxfordshire. She has a DS, 4y, & a DD, 2.6y. Expecting DC#3, a BOY.
25AUG Oopsacoconut is 32 and lives in Wiltshire. Expecting DC#1, a GIRL to be named Poppaea Anna.
26AUG Ellasmum1 is 30 and lives in North Staffs-Newcastle under Lyme. She has a DD, 5y. Expecting DC#2, a BOY.
26AUG Dancerandprancer is 31 and lives in Devon. She has a DD, 28m. Expecting DC#2, a BOY.
26AUG No1putsbabyinthecorner is 30 and lives in South Yorkshire. She as a DD, 1y. Expecting DC#2.
28AUG Readyforbed has 2 DSs, 5y & 3y, and is expecting DC#3, a GIRL.

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TwilightSurfer · 12/06/2008 18:55

TA DA!!
Here's the edited list. I used my judgement so if you're missing...sorry. Just let me know and i'll re-add you.

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alittlebitshy · 12/06/2008 18:59

have now not VG's sausages for tea song in my head (though we had chicken kievs which doesn;t have the same ring to it )

I think I missed something re miamla's menu - but I think i get the jist of it!!! lol!!!

Dd and I went card shoping earlier. i got a card for my dad, and dd found a noisy dr who one for dh . the two of them wiill have the batteries exhausted in hours!!! She's insistted dh wants a sonic screw driver - so we got one of those. she has one too (got it for her birthday)- lol - so they can play dr who together....

anyone else feel that their baby is trampolining on thier cervix??? Blimey - sometimes I feel that one more bounce and baby will come shooting out at high speed.

Buckets I think I knew about your mum's books- but i'm v impressed. I wish I had it in me to write a novel. I often think, while I'm reading, that I could never fill the pages with as much detail and expression as would be needed .

btw - who watched the apprentice last night?????

alittlebitshy · 12/06/2008 19:00

looking good twilight

dizzydixies · 12/06/2008 19:16

right then who is going to have their baby on 08/08/08?

d1 is 07/07 but 03 - even so tis quite handy as even dh manages to remember that one lol

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alittlebitshy · 12/06/2008 19:21

08/08 is my dh's birthday. His mother (grr) keeps asking if baby will come on that day cos it would be so special (puke)(we're not telling her the date of section oh no no no).

My birthday is the 16th of a month as is his mothers (a different month), and when I was being induced with dd it looked like she would be on the 16th may - dh was overjoyed that he'd only have to remember one date lol. Then dd hung on until 17th (almost 18th in fact) so that blew that one...

TwilightSurfer · 12/06/2008 19:22

Dizzy you brilliant lady. I totally wasn't paying attention. 08/08/08..that's when I need to have mine!! I was married 07/07/97 @ 7PM in Vegas. It would be perfect. Will go have a chat with my bump now.

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dizzydixies · 12/06/2008 19:24

lol albs
I was in labour with dd1 forever and I remember looking at clock at 23:45 on the 7th and saying I am NOT going into another day doing this

she was born at 23:51 on the 7th of the 7th lol

what date IS your C/S or have I missed it

alittlebitshy · 12/06/2008 19:25

24th July!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek - how scary is that? Unless baby comes earlier or they have to delay me cos of emergencies I know my baby's birth date. whaoh!!

dizzydixies · 12/06/2008 19:33

lordy, tis all happening now isn't it?

I had a dream this one would come on the 23rd july but doubt it, mine are normally too comfy to want to come out lol

alittlebitshy · 12/06/2008 19:36

When is IlanaK having her section? She'll prob be first - bar any early arrivals - won't she??